Akyidaw - Sweet Nwecho

Many people say that there are two luckiest people in the world. They are Adam and Eve. Think about it.

In the beginning of time, when there was nothing on earth, it would have been very difficult for two people to live together.

Why do two people who can't see electricity, laptops, or cellphones, who don't even have a knife or a fire, who don't even have a needle to use, who don't even know what fruits are good to eat and what fruits are not, unanimously agree that they have the best fortune in the world?

Just one.

Because I don't have a father-in-law.

Why do people say that a mother-in-law is worse than a friend who doesn't eat good fruit?

Maybe, friend.

Because, didn't those two become mothers-in-law only by eating the forbidden fruit? If they were the first human beings, they would have been the first mothers-in-law. They were the first mothers-in-law on earth. According to God's decree, if they had not eaten the forbidden fruit, they would have had a large belly. A large belly would not have given birth. A mother who did not give birth would not have become a mother-in-law.

Therefore, who could be worse than the one who dares to eat a poisonous fruit with confidence?

I was curious too, so I went to the museum to see pictures of Adam and Eve (the first human beings on earth) who started the human race.

Their photos were without clothes, so I couldn't tell which was Adam and which was Wee. If you look at the clothes, you can tell the difference between male and female.

Looking at Adam and Eve, I realized that good and evil always coexist.

Because the two of them were the symbol of love at the beginning of the world, and also the introduction of the mother-in-law.

Many people blame single people for not contributing to the development of the human race.

If there were more single people in the world who weren't interested in each other, the world would be overrun with people who wouldn't reproduce and would die of old age.

But there's no need to worry.

Just as there are people in the world who do not contribute to the spread of the human race, such as single men and women, there are also those who have contributed to the spread of the human race. Let's say.

I read in some historical records that King Mindon of Burma had about 500 queens.

Besides, even if that (500) wasn't enough, every time I heard footsteps in front of the room, he called the machine.

“Hey, who is it?” he would ask. When the elders answered, “It’s me,” they would shout in a loud voice, “I’m the one who came in, hee hee.”

They were so busy that after a while, the royal family began to have difficulty sleeping.

He didn't even dare to step foot in front of the king's room. As he walked past, he heard a loud, "Lui-li

"Hey, who is it?"

When the king heard his voice, the golden eagles did not move. The king was nine. Therefore

"I am here"

"I'm coming, hehehe"

The guards consulted each other. They argued about what to do to prevent the king from entering the room. Finally, a solution was found. It was a risk. That thing, as usual, did not open its feet in front of the king's room, but walked with a loud, heavy sound.

When the king heard the footsteps, he said, "Who is it? The footsteps are so loud." The king's voice was drowned out by the sound of the footsteps.

"I am the king"

Then the king said in an uneasy voice, "I'll go, I'll go."

Then, the golden-haired man sighed and was free to go.

When that plan was successful, all the royal courtiers wore sandals and walked with a loud clatter whenever they passed in front of the king's room. Every time they heard the king's voice,

"Who else?"

"it's me"

"I just want to slip away."

Another one, every time he walked in front of the king's room, his footsteps echoed loudly.

"Who else?"

"I am"

"Do this?"

"Wow"

"Just slip as you want" like this

The people of Mandalay say, "The manners of speaking to each other and the habit of wearing anklets began at that time." (If you don't believe me, remember the story.)

I need to give you more examples from history,

This is what Ranauang Maung Maung Tok once said to King Thibaw.

"The king only has one wife, so if he had many wives like me, there wouldn't be any problems."

It is said that Ranawong Maung Maung Tok had over a hundred legal wives.

"Your Majesty, only when a woman is alone can she take care of a man and cause problems. If she has many women, she can no longer turn to him. They only turn to each other and cause problems, and the man becomes cold and numb."

Ranaung Maung Maung Tok's thoughts are probably correct. (He has seen it firsthand)

Women only remember to pick fights with their men when they are alone, and when there are two of them, they don't turn to their men, so they only intend to force each other (the other). (If you don't believe me, you must be a woman reading this.)

However, those who exercise such power must be careful not to die of decay like the king who ruled our tribes.

He also took the fact that China sent three prostitutes to be virgins. (China has been stirring up trouble ever since)

I won't say which king.

Let's say.

There are people in the world, like old men and young women, who are hindering the spread of humanity.

There are many people in the world who are working tirelessly to promote the spread of the human race.

Single men and women are afraid of their non-existent in-laws.

Those who propagate the human race so rapidly have no time to fear even their mother-in-law.

The person I'm going to talk to now will be just such a person.

If you're interested, keep watching. Maybe this is because it's not afraid of the mother-in-law.