Thawtar Swe - Gautika

May your life be smooth and happy. In our Burmese language, there is a saying that a teacher can teach you how to cook fish paste and chili paste. I want to teach you how to cook. The English way, the Burmese way, the Kachin way (“I know that you love me,” the old Karen way (“Apo Lay Thug … the forest spirit catches you there. Nga Tae Dol, two-legged … tied, I know that you are twenty years old … far away,” the old Karen way. The Northern Shan way, where you can sing and dance, the Southern Shan way, where you can dance and dance, the In Thar way, where you can meet alone at a girl’s house at night and exchange words and secrets (in the Southern Shan state), the Palaung way, where you can ride a horse up and down the tea mountain, The southern Rakhine way, where you can make love while having sex at night, the golden-man-gou way, where you can praise the golden anklets the moment you see them, the Maymyo-gou way, where you can ride in a jeep in a military uniform

In addition to the local tourist attractions such as the Mogok Moe Kaung Thu who pretends to be a stone merchant, the Shwe Myaing Thu who is praised as "a great drinker" as they say in Yangon, Mandalay, and Mawlamyine, there are also the tobacconist attractions in Yangon, the tailor's, the fabric store's, the grocery store's, the shop clerk's, the lottery clerk's, the local people's attractions, the student's attractions, the college student's attractions, the nurse's attractions, the writer's attractions, the poet's attractions, and the hidden rich woman's attractions that her parents will pay for. (Hmm... what's left, ah... there's more) Come and seek the help of a teacher who has studied and mastered various martial arts techniques, such as the martial arts of Than Swe, who made me cry. Take the martial arts training. If you don't follow the teacher's instructions and stick to them, the teacher will be very brave. Take the teacher's sister away immediately. Hmm... is there still an advertiser in the world who is so brave? (After all, it's important to get people to your school first.) Oh my God. Let me help you. Come. I'll be waiting for you. (Oh my... I can't be shy.)

Note: The number of students is limited. More than the number of applicants will not be accepted.

No entrance fee, just a big bottle of rum or whiskey.

A small bottle of daily gold.

The course is based on your basic level of English. You should not be shy about sharing your experiences.

Time to see the teacher.

6 am to 6 pm.

6 pm to 6 am.

You can only see these two times a day. The teacher is very busy and has limited time.

Note: If you don't find the teacher at home, follow him to the roadside pub.

Young and old, left and right handed, welcome. But you must have a certificate of honor. This is nothing else. It is the manager's signature that both bars are open to credit at any time. (Remember, this is the most important thing.)

(Picture) Thawtar Swe

Master of magic

I am the son and disciple of Master Maha Swe, and as I grew older, I started drinking more and more. However, since I could not afford to drink with the monthly fee I received for writing novels, I became a self-employed person and, as my elder sister Khin Myo Chit advised, I wrote an advertisement saying, "Show me or not." I hung the sign I mentioned at the beginning of my drink without any shame at all. On the third day...

“Oh... U Thawta Swe... Is U Thawta Swe there?”

It was about 9 am. But I hadn't woken up yet. I was thinking about the balance I had calculated with the Chinese abacus at the pub the night before. I was hesitating whether to take another pint and a half of roast duck, when I heard the above call and made a noise at the back of my head...

“Hey...Phoe Kyi, Phoe Mya Than, Phoe Aung Lin? What's the matter, why are you so early? Why don't you preach the New Testament? Than Tin, why didn't you invite me? Come... come... let's go up to the roof.”

You probably already know that they are communist novelists. When they arrived at the house, Aung Lin, who was the most active and the most cunning among them, said...

"It's not a literary issue, it's a rhetoric issue."

"For whom?"

"Hey, big flying tiger"

Pointing to Mya Than with her big, round glasses, which were about a finger's length away...

“Oh... did Ko Mya Than change his pen name? Socialist Ko Ba Swe is a tiger, and you are a flying tiger, so you are one step ahead of him.”

Even Aung Lin...

"I didn't change my pen name. I got this name by chance after being left behind at a party. Well... I'll explain this later. Now, we're here to enroll him in school. Can you accept it?"

“This is the same rule as in my advertisement.”

He said with a tone of "I'm a friend, but I can't give up." At this point, Aung Lin, who was a bit of a nerd, said, "Now... let's try the flying tiger," and a large bottle of White Label Whiskey Quadruple appeared from Mya Than's bag.

I held out my hand and gave the blue robe to Rabi, who was very happy. I got up from bed and didn't even wash my face, but I swallowed the saliva that had become wet and...

"Well... that's right, what about the two other bars that have a letter of recommendation saying they can get credit at any time?"

Aung Lin pulled out two pieces of paper from Mya Than's shirt pocket...

“This is the signature of Akew, the shop in front of the roundabout at the top of Myayni Hill. This is the signature of Ayan, the noodle shop on the corner of Shan and Maupin Streets.”

I looked at the two pieces of paper carefully and said... "Well... yes, I know the Aang and Aang of these shops very well. I used to sing, "We give people bottles to get drunk, Aang, we give them everything they want in debt." Now... so tell me your father's name, age, and address, and I'll register you as a student at once."

After I wrote down what Mya Than said in the receipt book...

"Now... since I have to teach as a teacher and student, I need to know the basic skills of the student. Tell me honestly, how much education have you had? Have you ever been to university?"

"I passed my BA"

"Oh... Good..., usually girls just drool over the last degree."

"After that... I also took a communist course."

Maung Kyilyn came in and supported me...

"Well... that's good, but I'm afraid that some children will read the book carelessly and become like the children who are always calling themselves communists, which is a kind of human error."

Aung Lin: "It can't be... I attended the course from beginning to end. Rest assured. I have become a communist. I am full of the culture, nobility, and vision of a true communist."

“So, okay, after that... I have to ask you something I know. In the press release from Sadhu, it was written that Mya Than and Kyi Kyi were Tara’s followers and henchmen. Is that true? Tell me clearly.”

Kyi and Mya Than looked at each other. After a while, Aung Lin...

“This is how it is, if Sadhu were to write, it would be something to write about. In fact, at first they thought they were in agreement with Tara and collaborated. They wrote for Tara’s magazine. When Tatto criticized Tara, Tara’s side helped them by saying that they were on their own side. Later, Tara’s new literature was only a direct translation of English words such as Naked Beauty, Ragged Gold, and Mainstream, which were new and not new in any way, so some people didn’t understand them, and they parted ways with Tara. Now, Tara and I have nothing to do with literature. The new literature we mean prioritizes the “material” of the content rather than the “style” of writing, and is the side of the people of the country.”

I cut...

“Now... okay, Ko Aung Lin, I’m not asking you to preach the New Testament. I’m just asking you to give Mya Than a lesson in theology, so I can find out how you got involved with Tara.”

"Wait, what does this have to do with giving Gow training and being involved with Tara?"

"What about you, Ko Aung Lin? What about you, I'll tell you. I know Tara well. This guy can be very tricky when it comes to social issues. Now... I'll have to ask him."

"You can't deny that Maung Mya Than once had a close relationship with Tara."

"Yes, I must admit that."

“Now... don’t argue, I’ll tell you the truth. Tara’s bad habits are spreading to Maung Mya Than. I know it when I see his face. You can imagine how bad habits are a serious obstacle to the success of the Manusha Gogganization. Look, Than Swe, because of his bad habits, he has been left behind in all the Gog competitions. When I came to Maymyo, I saw him engaged to a great captain who had defeated him. Let’s talk about our business. Now, Maung Mya Than has a bad character, but he has become a disciple of the Ajata-sat Prince Devadatta, and because he has become a disciple of Tara, I have been teaching him Gog.