Smile and laugh
As is the original.
Judge: “You said you hit your husband on the head with an umbrella and it broke. What do you want to say?”
Defendant: “It was an accident, Your Honor.”
Judge: "How could this be an accident?"
Woman : "I have no desire to break my umbrella (at all)"
Specialist
His cough wouldn't go away with any doctor. Finally, he went to a specialist.
The specialist gave him a specially formulated cough syrup. The next day, the patient died.
The relatives of the deceased were shocked. They called in a specialist. The specialist said
"Oh, cool, he's finally not coughing anymore, is he?" he said, and then left, feeling a little cold.
If you avoid
Early in 1831, Mr. Lincoln was the guest of honor at a ship-launching ceremony. There was a magician at the ceremony. He performed various tricks and asked Lincoln for his hat, promising to fry an egg with it. Lincoln did not give it to him immediately, but thought about it. The magician said,
“Would you like to borrow a hat?” he asked. Then Lincoln laughed.
"My hat doesn't matter, I'm just worried about the integrity of the chicken," he explained.
Practical
“Brother, do you remember the doctor who told me I only had 6 months to live about 15 years ago?”
"Oh... I remember him, he's a really nice guy, but I don't really trust him."
Press the lid.
While the group was drinking in the bar, a man in the group was about to attack them.
"What's wrong? Why don't you come back early like usual? Wait a minute. Why are you so afraid of women? Aren't you a man? Are you a rat?"
"Huh.. huh.. a man"
"Are you sure, my man?"
"Heh heh, sure, my wife is really afraid of mice, huh?"
