Police Station - This world is full of laughter

The girls' attitude

If you kiss her, you are not gentlemen

If you kiss her... you are not a gentleman.

If you don't, you are not a man

When you don't kiss... you're not a man. If he says you're not a gentleman, promise him you'll never kiss him again. If he starts kissing you again, tell him you're a woman and you're not a woman.

If you praise her, she thinks you are lying

If you praise him... I think you're lying.

If you don't, you are good for nothing

If you don't praise someone... you're useless... When you get a compliment, ask yourself if you should praise them.

If you agree to all her likes, she is abusing

If you all agree with what she likes... she'll start saying bad things.

If you don't, you don't understand

If you disagree... you are a misunderstanding...

I agree with half of what you said. The rest is just a matter of opinion.

If you visit her too often, she thinks it's boring.

If you visit him too often, he'll think you're boring...

If you don't, she accuses you of double crossing

If you don't go back... they'll accuse you of being out and about...

Ask first how many times a week you should come and then go.

If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy

If you dress well, he will say you are stylish.

If you don't, you are a dull boy

If you think you're a bit of a nerd when you don't dress up, wear one side of your dress nicely and the other side is torn.

Note: Don't wear it in the style of the original. You'll be afraid of catching a cold and getting sick. And you'll be afraid of being bitten by a dog.

If you are jealous, she says it's bad

If you were jealous... he would say that's not good...

If you don't, she thinks you don't love her.

If it doesn't happen again... I'll think you don't love him anymore.

Show off your guts so they don't look short. -

Good idea

Father.. Son.. Father is planning to marry you off.

Son .. I will only hire the person I like.

Father.. I have a son. The girl is Bill Gates' daughter.

Son .. But that's it, then I'll listen to my father.

Then the father went to Bill Gates.

Father.. You have found a very suitable boy for your daughter.

Bill Gates : My daughter is still young.

Father.. Hey, that guy is the vice president of the World Bank.

Bill Gates .. Ah.. I have to accept it.

Finally, the father went to the president of the World Bank.

Father .. Mr. Chairman, I have found a young man who is particularly suitable for the vacant position of Vice Chairman.

Chairman: I have more than enough for that position.

Father.. Oh my.. this little boy is Bill Gates' son-in-law.

Chairman: Is that so? Then it's okay. We have to appoint someone.