Police - Jokes that you can't help but laugh at

Holiday Sunday

A group of people were shipwrecked and stranded on an island. What was strange was that there was only one man left in the group and 12 women. After living like that for a month, their desires became uncontrollable. So, the man who was left alone decided to sleep with two women in one day and take a break on Sunday. After living like that, one Sunday, the only man was resting and sitting on the beach when he saw a small boat floating in the distance. He was happy that he would get help too. When he swam into the water and reached the boat, he saw that it was not the man he thought would be saved, but a man who had been shipwrecked like them. He was happy. He thought that if another man came, he would be able to rest peacefully and he greeted him happily.

" Wow, nice to meet you"

The refugees are happy too...

" Hey, it's okay. We're happy too. The boat has been floating for months. It's been a long time since I've been able to swim."

The few people on the island were scattered, and only one person was mumbling.

" Oh my God, my Sunday is gone."

Natural stone

“ Grandma, why are your eyes so big?”

" Let's see it well"

" Why are grandma's ears so big?"

" Let's hear it well."

" So why is the nose so long?"

" Aren't we elephants, my grandson?"

I pushed with my fist.

Madam John called from in front of the "Come, Grandma" massage parlor, where there were young and pretty girls.

" John, where are you now?"

" I'm at the office. The work isn't finished yet. I don't know what's going on."

" I found your car near the "Come on, Grandma" massage parlor."

" You did it. There's only one car like this. It's going to be the same."

“ I also saw your driver.”

" Huh? I think I went to buy a bottle of beer in the alley over there."

“ I see you too.”

" You haven't given up yet. The same name is not the same. The same person is not the same, woman."

“ No. You are welcome. In the clothes you wore this morning. Now, while I am talking on the phone, I am leaving the shop.”

" Wow, there's someone in this city who looks exactly like me."

( Meeting face to face in front of the shop)

" This is John."

" Hey woman, you're wrong. I'm not John Smith."

Dad didn't come to say goodbye.

On the evening of the 2015 election, a candidate for the National Assembly from the United Party was walking home when he saw a child crying and asked him about it.

" Why are you crying, child?" "My father died."

" That's so sad. When did he die?"

" Five years ago"

"Five years, right? Why are you still crying so hard about the fact that he died five years ago?"

" I saw my father's name being cast in the election today. My father went to cast his vote and didn't even come to see me. That's why I'm sad and crying."