Police station - smile and then laugh

Rest assured.

"Here you go, Master Pilot, I'm so nervous because I've never flown in a plane before. We'll get all our passengers back on the ground safely."

" Don't worry. I've been flying for a long time. I never leave anyone in the sky."

This is easy.

"Is your train ticket wrong? You should be riding left-handed, but the train is now clockwise."

“ No problem, then I’ll sit back and follow.”

His wish

"I'll marry a rich widow, no matter what."

" Hey, man, don't try to be a widow's second husband."

" You want to be the widow's first husband, right?"

I believe.

“Please, take a look at my bike.”

" Hey, I'm the editor."

" Okay. No problem, I trust you."

So always.

“I have been working for this company for over ten years, boss, and I have never asked for a raise.”

" Well, that's why you've been with me for over ten years."

I don't believe it.

“That singer couple broke up a long time ago.” 2. “That’s impossible, I only hear their song on the radio about once a month.”

Mother's words

"Your handwriting is so bad, I 'm tired of being slapped every day. Don't you care about anything at home?"

"My mother told me, 'Teacher, it doesn't matter if my son's handwriting is bad. No one will tell him to stay home if he can't read. When he grows up, he'll be a doctor."

Whose hand?

"I was surprised you jumped off the fourth floor the other day. Like the stuntmen in the movies, were you practicing for a car stunt?"

" Huh...huh...I'm also thinking, who pushed me down?"

The biggest event

"What sins has your husband committed that you should ask for a divorce?"

" He makes me eat everything I cook especially for him before he eats it."

The purpose is

"My cousin is very lucky, she has met the most famous specialist in the city."

" So, if you get sick, you're ready to be treated, so it's a good idea."

" My sister wants to be treated, not just a doctor."

Understanding

"Is there anyone among you who knows the piano well?"

“ Yes, sir, I play the piano. I know the piano very well.”

" So, when you load this piano into the car, please take the lead and load it carefully."

Oh, what a writer!

" The book hasn't even been released yet, and they're asking for money for a manual on how to quit drinking, so why do they have to spend so much money so urgently?"

" I'm addicted to drinking alcohol"

Good answer

"Think about what happens after a king dies in history."

" Yes, what usually happens next is the king's funeral, sir."

His work

"What's the difference between the food I cooked today?"

" Good, my lady, sweet and gentle."

" Not yet, it's written in the recipe book as spicy."

The cycle of an umbrella

" The reason I came here is to return the umbrella you borrowed from me three days ago."

" Hey, a friend of mine came to visit yesterday and asked if I could borrow it for a while. I went to him and asked if he could borrow it for a while. Is it important? I'll look for it."

" It's important. I also borrowed that umbrella. That's it."

"I'm asking for it. He also said that this umbrella is not his, but he just borrowed it for a while."