I don't like it.
Teacher : If you were asked to choose between a bag with 36 bananas and a bag with 5 oranges, which would you choose?
Student : I'll choose the one with 5 oranges.
Teacher : Don't you understand that 36 is actually more than 5?
Student : I understand, teacher. That's why I chose the one with 5 oranges. My son doesn't like bananas.
Good thinker
" Let's build our house while the hosts are on tour."
" Are you crazy? There are 6 dogs in that house. If they hear the dogs barking, the neighborhood will know."
" I don't think so. I think on the positive side. The dogs are barking loudly, so no one will hear us break in."
Good disguiser
A bank was robbed four times in one week. Each time, it was by the same robber.
After the fourth robbery, the police asked the bank manager what the robber looked like.
" That's right... the robber was alone. But his clothes got better and better every time."
Research
A new study has found that one in five people snore while sleeping. Another separate study found that four in five people suffer from insomnia.
Similarity
" You're hitting the metal with a hammer like lightning."
"Is the sound too loud?"
" No. Your hammer never hits the same spot twice."
Good answer
In physical education, all participants were asked to lie on their backs, place both feet on the floor, and move as if pedaling a bicycle.
After several minutes, the coach shouted, noticing that someone had stopped moving.
" I have to ride a bike... why are you still standing?"
" I'm not stopping. I'm speeding down the slope."
