Police Station - A must-read for those who want to smile

So that I can catch up.

A man comes to the veterinarian.

" Sir, my horse is very stiff. How can I steer it and not run? What should I do, sir..."

The doctor gave out two pills, a red one and a green one.

" Take this medicine. First, put the red medicine in the horse's ass. It will run. If you want it to run faster, put the green medicine in. Then your horse will become a horse of the Aga."

The man happily took the two pills. About a month later, the doctor and the man met again. The man looked happy and cheerful. So the doctor said,

" It's been a while since I've seen you, Master Bo. Is your horse doing well? Is it responding to the medicine?"

The horse master replied cheerfully.

"Wait, sir, if you put a red dye in his ass, he'll run away and no one will be able to catch him."

The doctor frowned.

"So how do you get that horse back?"

The horse master smiled and replied.

"It's easy, I just put the raw medicine the teacher gave me up my ass and I'll catch up."

Call me later.

A policeman pulled over a young man who was making fun of and disturbing passersby. When he reached the young man's house, the policeman rang the bell. The young man's father opened the door. The policeman asked in a stern voice:

" Is this Naung-gyi's child?"

"Yes. But please come back in an hour. We have guests at home."

To choose?

Twins were born in the family. Both parents were happy. The five-year-old boy looked at his two brothers for a long time. Then he asked his parents. .

" Are they both going to stay here? Or are they sending us to choose the one they like?"

About men

1. A man with a messy house, empty house, and a broken heart

2. A man who pretends to be very loving and is very cunning.

3. A man who gives a guide and is rude

4. A very strong man with a strong will.

5. If you are young in mind and you are young in body, you are a man who is now...now...

6. A man who does a lot of work, but pretends to be nothing.

7. A man who doesn't use the "h" is a fool.

8. "Every man who goes shopping and returns empty-handed is a coward."

9. A man who speaks obscenely and unfairly

10. A man who does not even have the aura of the Dhamma

11. A man who can't even get up and consult with a friend.

12. The man who went to karaoke because he was here

13. The old man who said that the pole star would move south

14. A man with a rotten fruit figurine on display with one earring

15. A man who talks a lot and has a lot of manners

16. A man posing with a phone

17. A man who has many sisters, called a good-for-nothing.

18. A man who wants to be tied up if he breaks his leg

19. A man who is not interested in sex, is a man who is not interested in sex.

20. A man with a six-pack walking with a swaying gait

21. A man who has been beaten up by a drunkard

22. A man who is not attracted to people and thinks highly of himself

23. A must-read for men who want to have sex without a partner.

24. A man who dreams of a drunken death

25. A man who is more like this than that

26. A man with a scarf around his neck, very sleepy.