It's just wrong.
The man said to his wife.
"You talkative woman, but this time it only took fifteen minutes to call?"
"The phone number is wrong."
So happy
It was given to a person whose face was covered in dirt.
"What happened to your face?"
"I kissed the locomotive"
"Are you crazy because you don't have enough to kiss?"
"I'm not crazy. I sent my mother-in-law on that train."
Don't let him know.
A man was angry with his dog and decided not to feed it. But at about ten o'clock at night, the dog started barking and he felt sorry for it, so he asked his wife to feed it. "Go feed Jackie, my wife, don't let her know that I asked her to feed it." He still hadn't gotten up.
A passenger on the plane said, "Look, the people below are like ants. Really small ones." "Those are real ants. We haven't even boarded the plane yet."
Going for a fish meal
Two men were fishing on a riverbank when one of them dived into the water. After a while, the other man reappeared. “You’ve been diving for a long time, why?” “I didn’t catch any fish, so I went fishing.”
Cowherd
" I got a letter from your brother."
" Yes. He's been abroad for over ten years. I just got a letter yesterday." "What, is he doing well there?"
" I don't know. I didn't want to pay the price because I didn't put a stamp on it."
Two ways
"The water faucet at home is dripping, and I don't know what to do."
"There are two ways"
"Try it"
“ Call a plumber, or put cotton in your ears.”
It may not happen yet.
"I drink beer after I eat something. If I'm anemic, I drink red wine. If I feel like I'm going to get sick, I drink whiskey."
"So when do you drink water?"
" No, I've never had a disease that required drinking water."
Who is looking for it?
" Woman.. Last night in my dream, you and I were in Bangkok. Night market."
"I don't know where you left off as I walked along."
" Finally found it?"
"I didn't say I was looking for it."
This joke makes you laugh even when you think about it.
How should I cook it?
" Woman, I've invited some friends to our house for dinner. Show me your skills."
" Tell me how to prepare it. Should I prepare it so that I can visit you again soon, or should I prepare it so that I can go to the salon all at once?"
