Positive, negative
An optimist and a pessimist are discussing the future. Both agree that the outlook is very bleak. The optimist says:
" At this rate of inflation, they'll be begging for it soon."
The pessimist asked in surprise.
" I have to beg, right? From whom?"
I said I wanted to cough.
A young man with a cough saw the girl he loved returning from the market alone, so he ran to the girls to propose to them while he was still free.
" Ah...ah, are you back from the market? Ah..ah,ah"
Let's change clothes.
Two boys are talking while studying how girls dress.
" We boys have to dress according to how the girls dress ."
" Yes. That way, they will look even more beautiful ."
“ While girls wear long-sleeved blouses and t-shirts, we boys wear shirts, turtlenecks, and shawls.”
" Yes. That would be nice to see."
"While girls wear long skirts, dresses, and loose-fitting pants, we boys wear sports shirts, T-shirts, and long pants."
"Then I'll go ahead and follow you, brother."
" Nowadays, girls are wearing short, high-necked, short-waisted shirts and skinny, one-inch shorts. How can we boys dress to match them?"
" They dress like bodybuilders."
A thief who is worthy of merit
Two long-lost friends unexpectedly meet again somewhere, and one of them asks.
"It's been a while since we last saw each other. How are you?"
" It's fine, you're fine too."
"Yes?"
" Okay, so what are you doing now?"
" They are doing a dirty job"
" Haku, your job is not finished yet. Stealing is not a good job. Try changing to another job."
" I love stealing."
" Don't do it, God doesn't like stealing, neither do the spirits. People don't like it either, and if you get caught, it won't be easy."
" I stole for a good cause"
" I've never heard of stealing being considered good."
" I'm a woman thief. If my friends go to steal women, I'll steal them too. I'll get merit if my lovers get together because I steal them."
