Police Station - Read as much as you like, as much as you like.

Positive, negative

An optimist and a pessimist are discussing the future. Both agree that the outlook is very bleak. The optimist says:

" At this rate of inflation, they'll be begging for it soon."

The pessimist asked in surprise.

" I have to beg, right? From whom?"

I said I wanted to cough.

A young man with a cough saw the girl he loved returning from the market alone, so he ran to the girls to propose to them while he was still free.

" Ah...ah, are you back from the market? Ah..ah,ah"

Let's change clothes.

Two boys are talking while studying how girls dress.

" We boys have to dress according to how the girls dress ."

" Yes. That way, they will look even more beautiful ."

“ While girls wear long-sleeved blouses and t-shirts, we boys wear shirts, turtlenecks, and shawls.”

" Yes. That would be nice to see."

"While girls wear long skirts, dresses, and loose-fitting pants, we boys wear sports shirts, T-shirts, and long pants."

"Then I'll go ahead and follow you, brother."

" Nowadays, girls are wearing short, high-necked, short-waisted shirts and skinny, one-inch shorts. How can we boys dress to match them?"

" They dress like bodybuilders."

A thief who is worthy of merit

Two long-lost friends unexpectedly meet again somewhere, and one of them asks.

"It's been a while since we last saw each other. How are you?"

" It's fine, you're fine too."

"Yes?"

" Okay, so what are you doing now?"

" They are doing a dirty job"

" Haku, your job is not finished yet. Stealing is not a good job. Try changing to another job."

" I love stealing."

" Don't do it, God doesn't like stealing, neither do the spirits. People don't like it either, and if you get caught, it won't be easy."

" I stole for a good cause"

" I've never heard of stealing being considered good."

" I'm a woman thief. If my friends go to steal women, I'll steal them too. I'll get merit if my lovers get together because I steal them."