Khin Maung Toe (Moe Meik) - Alcoholic Humor

I hope so.

"Do you still expect the court to let you go this time?"

You've arrived at the office drunk and disfigured like this 20 times.

“I hope, Your Honor, I would like to be treated like a regular criminal.”

Let's just say it.

A man who had been drinking too much the night before woke up the next day to find himself in a nearby hospital. He saw his best friend sitting next to his bed.

"How did it happen, friend?" he asked, looking confused.

"Okay, I'll tell you how it happened. You were too much last night."

So you're drunk and you're staring out the window.

"I walked on the oil, then climbed onto the platform, and then I'll fly over the city," he said.

The patient asked curiously.

"Huh... you're not stopping me, what kind of a guy are you?"

"Hey, man... don't scream so loud, last night I thought you could really fly."

There is only one.

A man stood at the bar for hours telling the bar owner about his great achievements.

"Well, now... we've heard a lot about your achievements, let me tell you about your failures," the shopkeeper requested, and the man...

"There's just one thing, I can't pay for the alcohol."

Will it be for sale?

Patrick was summoned to court for selling alcohol without a license.

When Patrick arrived, his lawyer said to the jury, "Look at him carefully. Do you honestly think he's the kind of guy who would sell alcohol if he had one?"

The jury took one look at Patrick. The jury realized that Patrick was completely innocent.