Khin Maung Toe (Moe Meik) - Jokes about American Presidents

First President of the United States (1789-1797)

Young George Washington wouldn't have cut down his father's cherry tree. So he wouldn't have had to admit it by saying, "I don't want to lie."

But people keep repeating the story that George Washington confessed to. That's because it shows George Washington's honesty and integrity.

Even little Suzy once told her mother

“Mom, do people who never lie go to heaven?” he asked.

"Yes, my daughter. Only people who don't lie come here."

"Then there will be only God and George Washington in heaven. That would be very boring, Mom."

In schools, they teach about George Washington. One day, a teacher asked her students...

“Students, was George Washington a great general?”

"Or the great Admiral?"

So, the agile Willie

"Great general, ma'am," he replied, nodding.

"How do you know?"

"I've seen a picture of Washington crossing the Delaware in a small boat. No naval admiral would sail in a small boat like that, sir."

In 1787, George Washington led a meeting to draft the Constitution of the United States. In that historic meeting, Washington didn't say much. He mostly kept quiet.

But starting with one, the number of soldiers in the US military is limited to 5,000.

It is recommended that this be included in the constitution.

Washington can't keep quiet here.

No.

Son

"Then, please write into the Constitution that no foreign country can invade or attack the United States with an army of more than 3,000 soldiers," he said angrily.

James Madison, fourth President of the United States (1809-1817)

President James Madison was the shortest of all the presidents of the United States. He was just over 5 feet tall. One day, a guest came to see the president for the first time. At that time, the president's secretary said, "I can't see the president, sir."

At this point, Ko Shwe was so surprised that he muttered, "My God, is the president that stupid?"

Sixth President of the United States (1825-1029)

President John Quincy Adams, the eldest son of John Adams, Vice President of the United States (1797-1801), had a few habits that never changed. His morning routine was the same. He got up at 5:00. He cooked. He read his Bible. Then he would go for a walk or go swimming.

One day, while he was swimming in the Potomac, his clothes were stolen. Not long after, a young boy came to the spot where he was swimming.

The young man arrived. He was very surprised to see a tall, muscular man rising from the water. He was not yet finished with his surprise,

Surprisingly, he continued.

Because the person who came out of the water asked him to go to the White House and tell the First Lady to send a suit for the President.

Seventh President of the United States (1829-1837)

President Andrew Jackson was born in the woods of South Carolina. He had little education and was a violent man.

One day, a member of Congress invited a polite English lady to meet with President Andrew Jackson. Before the lady was allowed to meet the President, the member warned Jackson, "Be as polite as you can."

Haha... President Jackson was so angry.

"Here, Senator, there is no one who has ever been brought to the forefront to warn someone about their behavior. I have never heard of one."

President Jackson often spoke of a Frenchman who boasted that King Louis had spoken to him.

"Wait, what did King Louis say to him?"

When one of them asked because he didn't know, the other

"Hey, I just said get out of the way," he explained.