Collection of Memorable Jokes (3)

Free donkey, big prison?

Return to prison, Thakado

Now, I hear that Maung Tha Ka Do, a Burmese man, is very thin and has a big head. This is because he is the "last person to be released from prison" in this great Republic of the Union.

Cool....

He is the latest and freshest of the many prisons that have emerged from this country, with a wide, wide-open back and a wide-open back . That's good.

That Burmese man named Thakado, who used to write widely in this country, and he was imprisoned for his crimes against the government, and we all know it. Yes. Thakado was imprisoned for discrediting the government under Section 124 (A). When he came out of prison, Thakado wrote a lot about women who were good men and women. What are women? He said that the pain was very severe, and that George Jackna also said that there was no medicine for these girls, and that they were very difficult. After he came out of prison, he wrote about women with great courage and enthusiasm. He also remembered that he had a chicken at home, Even the polite Mi Tin Aye and the pot-bellied ones were boycotted. Here, Doe said, “Hey, come on, I’m brave. Because I’m brave, I’m a brave man, and I dare to write about women in a way that makes me laugh. In the future, I’ll continue to write about you and me. I’m not afraid of what will happen. Hey… I don’t remember that the law against disrespecting women has not been introduced in Burma yet.” (Aung Mae Ma’s calculations are not bad either).

He said that he still had a lot of work to do after being released from prison, and that he was the last person to be released from prison in Burma, and that he wanted to win over the people who were trying to "speak about prison" and ask questions, and that his own people were able to expand their influence in this country. Good.

         One day, a friend came to my house to ask about prison knowledge, prison experiences, prison issues, and he said that it was a taste of the truth. Let's say it.

The door is open for volunteers, prison training... Now.

Thakado often brags about his imprisonment, saying things like "Howdy, that's it..."

Doe said, "Hey... what's the point? Back then, every modern person joined the F-P-L, and every modern person took a concubine... Now, every modern person goes to prison... what's the point? Remember?"

Well... if the government doesn't hear it, then everyone who hears it, good or bad, will say things that are so clear that you can almost see the ring on your wrist.

Doe always asks the young people and trainees who come to his house to ask about the prison knowledge that is abundant in his house...

“Hey, comrades, you have to have prison knowledge and prison education. No one in this world can guarantee that you will not go to prison for life, even if you are a criminal. Not even Indra, not even Eisenhower, not even the President can guarantee that…”

"Oh... that's right,"

The students who had studied under Thakado supported him.

"Aye... So, prison education, prison education is a bad name, it's a kind of skill that every young man should learn. Try to learn it... there's no loss."

Tha Doe, whenever I asked about the prison, said that Lin Ryn was already doing free charity classes, and it was like opening a private prison tuition (or) a free prison education school in his house. Aye... that's good.

Some people are not satisfied with everything they have eaten, swallowed, and swallowed before, so if an accident happens in this era, they are prepared to read at least 7th grade science textbooks and prepare for it in advance.

Some people come and ask about the science of the prison system one by one, and they take the science of the prison system one grade after another, and they take the science of the prison system one grade after another. Some people come and ask about the science of the prison system for three or four days in a row, and there are some who study the science of the prison system from the beginning to the end of the university. These people seem to be related to each other, and they are not clear.

But for Doe, no one was willing to teach him prison education. Doe also spent some time in the famous “Bar Lane Prison”. “I have also endured prison confinement, I have endured. “I have also experienced the taste of prison life, I have also experienced the ‘prison hard labor’ camp, I have also endured. So, Doe spent his life in prison, in the prison world, even if he did not pass the prison BA level in prison education, he could say that he had passed the “prison teacher class” and passed the hard labor class.. Aye ....

“Comrades.... remember.... remember, there are many things in the world that are not right. Watermelon and duck eggs, Nuttin and Swe Nyein, plain cake and sauce, prisoners and milk, quail eggs.”

“Sir,” asked one of the confused students. “Oh, that’s very important… I remember… I never had a problem with meat, eggs, or milk.”

"Ah......"

“It’s very important... A young MP who drank eggs without realizing it after becoming a prisoner... A young lady who had met a prisoner with quail eggs... “I’m allergic to quail eggs, prisoners, and milk.” This is how far Thakado’s charitable course has progressed.

“Prison is like living in a stepfather’s house… like living with a stepmother… Sometimes, it’s like living in a mother-in-law’s house… You have to stand up to the authority like a mother-in-law. If you steal later, you’ll be punished for it… Well… prison guards are a lot like being in a brother-in-law’s house… When you can get together, you can be a brother-in-law, you know.”

"Yes..."

"The main thing in prison is the relationship with the prison authorities and guards. First of all, the life situation of a prisoner is different from what they think and call him... Remember... all the women in the world that a prisoner meets are very beautiful... Don't believe me. I saw this myself..."

"Spontaneously.."

"That's true, my friend.. In the eyes of a prisoner, every woman is so beautiful. Strange, strange... Don't forget... Even the eyes, the curves, the curves, the curves, they make me think of the goddess... Really..."

"Your Holiness.."

For outsiders, this is just a little bit of a slur. But for prisoners, that word means more than just a little bit of a slur. If all of them are true, they would think they were a little bit of a slur. (Don't believe me, if you don't believe me, you'll know when you're in prison.) Well.....