Collection of Memorable Humorous Stories (1)

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The sun was scorching hot that day.

U Phoe Hwa, the special governor who had just moved from Anyang, thought, "What's the difference? Even though it's a lower region, it's hotter than Anyang."

If you think about it, you will think about it. , There is no shadow of the forest or the mountain in the lower region like in the upper region. Look in any direction, the land is flat and flat with fields like a rice field. At this time, the rice has been harvested, and the heat in the fields is rising to the sky. The sun, shining brightly in the upper center of the sky, is looking down on the fields with a hot face.

Therefore, it was hot below. It was hot above. The mayor, who was sitting on a deck chair in the front room, was floating between the hot above and the hot below.

The sweaty pores of the city chief's body were dripping like water dripping from a roof that was not covered with rain. Even in the still air, he was sweating, not even in the sun. It was very tiring to wipe his face with a towel on his bare chest. Especially on this day, it was very difficult to wipe his own sweat. Usually, he didn't have to wipe his own sweat. On one side, the elder sister wiped it, and on the other, the younger sister patted him. The city chief felt very comfortable when his two sisters sat on the edge of the chair and were taken care of.

Now, the two sisters, Princess Number One and Princess Number Two, are fighting. One is in the upstairs bedroom , the other is in the downstairs bedroom, and the two are in the bedroom, angry and upset.

The house of the chief of the town, U Po Hwa, faces the west bank of the Sal Kyin Stream. The original builder of the house was the house of Boddarwan Pathi Maung, the chief of the town, where U Po Hwa was based. When the house was built, it was built with its head facing north, so when the chief of the town looked out from the front room of the house, he could see the vast expanse of the Khul River to the south. The Sal Kyin Stream meandered and flowed into the Khul River. The chief of the town, U Po Hwa, seemed to be contemplating the calm waters of the Khul River to relieve the heat. However, at that time, the Khul River was full of water and was calm. The Khul River, which is often turbulent in the rainy season, lay flat under the scorching sun. However, in the middle of the day, he wanted to show his true nature, so he looked at the surface of the water. However, Kung Le, the companion of the Khul River, did not usually come to help at this time.

The sun gathers its heat and pours it down on the surface of the river. The river can't stand it any longer. It reflects the rays that fall on its face back to the sun. While the sun and the river are in opposition, the water vapor that is the shield rises to the sky.

In the fields, the water vapor rises in a shadow. In the Khul River, the water vapor also rises in a shadow. Along the banks of the Khul River, small forests are lined up in a row. The forests are either dhan forests, sambar forests, kanasa forests, or a mixture of all these plants. The forests are like the backdrop of the steam rising from the Khul River. The backdrop follows the nature of the steam rising in a shadow, and it also acts as if it is rising in a shadow. But it cannot actually rise. It can only sway and sway. The image is like the movement of objects in a shadow when the asphalt road evaporates in the summer.

The mayor, U Phoe Hwa, looked at the river and thought it would be cold. However, the fields were hot, the river was hot, and the roof of Pathi Maung's house was hot. When two or three hot things came together like this, the mayor let out a breath of fresh air. Then he groaned, "It's too hot." Usually, when he heard this groan, King Number One and Number Two would immediately come to his side. Now the two of them were sleeping in the bedroom. Yesterday they had a fight, and today at noon, the cook and waiters were avoiding each other. They were wiping their knees because of the food. What a miserable life.

In fact , he took two more wives to escape poverty. Taking two wives also meant taking two sisters. Buddha Su, originally, I did not think of taking this kind of wife. When he passed his BA at Yangon College, his parents placed him with a person from his native land who was not related to him. At that time, if he passed his BA, he was said to be the mayor. .. Therefore, the fathers of the daughters used to represent their daughters in courting those who passed their BA. - The father of the mayor, the white-haired broker, was worried about this situation. With the policy of not letting his son go to other people's communities, the parents invited the city mayor to marry the woman they liked and the city mayor. He had to follow his parents' wishes and take the woman he gave, but his son was not safe for two years. In this way, he took a wife and became the city mayor when he had a child.

Then the matter of moving from one village to another arose. However, the mayor of the city said that he did not want to cause trouble in other towns and villages, so he stayed behind in his original position. When it came to moving the villages below, he said that he was reluctant to go to those villages.

Therefore, when the township was transferred, the King often begged him to pay the travel expenses and accompany him for a short time. Because of this, he begged so much that he had to go once when he reached a new township. However, when he had one or two children, the King said that traveling with a large group of children was tiring. Then, the city manager was always busy, and as the journeys that the King was taking with him became longer and longer, he said, “I can’t follow every time the township is transferred.”

Here the bonds of the city governor were suddenly broken.