U Nu - The one who can fix all the bad things and disasters

Bad luck

(The following names are not intended to be offensive to anyone.)

Time, 7 am.

Location: The living room in the house of U Lu Bae, a landowner in Hlegu town.

(The servant entered the room holding a newspaper. He then placed the newspaper on the table in the middle of the room and began to wipe away the dust on the furniture in the room. After a while, U Lu Bae entered, picked up the newspaper from the table, and sat down on a nearby chair to read it.)

U Lu Bae.. (He flipped through a newspaper or two and read something with a thoughtful expression on his face.)

(Then frowns)

“Ha.. (then faceless) Hmm.. (even more faceless) Hmm... What faces, (knocked) Five of them are about to fall over”

"After the note with U Lut

(The maid entered, her white shoulders on either side, holding two water pots in each hand.)

Daw Daw Thar.. (with a surprised face) “Why are you reading the news alone? Has the price of rice fallen again?”

U Lu Bae.. ' It's not about the price of rice. As for the price of rice, there are no rich people in Myanmar who can buy it on a large scale, so they have to buy it at a lower price whenever they want. I don't think about the price of rice."

"Daw Daw Thar.. Milk... What's up?"

U Lu Bae.. (Looking at the newspaper) 'About our five thousand dollar bills.'

Daw Daw Thar.. (quietly) “What’s wrong, my dear? It’s urgent.”

U Lu Bae.. “Is it... important?” Daw Daw Thar.. Isn't this still a bit of a mystery?

U Lu Bae.. “Now...now... (pointing towards the pagoda with his hand) Go and tie the pagoda cloth.”

(Daw Daw Thar also entered the pagoda room, tripped over the door and fell into the pagoda room. She was half outside the room and half inside.)

U Lu Bae.. “Ha... (He suddenly put the newspaper down on the chair and hurriedly went to where Daw Daw was lying.)

But he followed behind U Lu Bae. U Lu Bae also raised his sword.

U Lu Bae.. “That’s a long way.. Even in the room where you often go in and out, I wonder if you’ve tripped yet. Have you cut your hand yet?” (Daw Daw Thar spread her hand.)

U Lu Bae.. “Did you touch your feet yet?” (He held up the longyi and showed it to her)

Daw Daw Thar.. “I can’t touch my legs. I was too strong and had to support them with my hands, so my hands hurt a little.”

(Pointing with hand, expressionless).

"This side is a little sore. I don't know what happened to me today, brother."

U Lu Bae.. “Oh.. what will happen? It’s because you’re not paying attention. Come on... if you fall from the side, just sit down.”

"Daw Daw Thar.. Nay... I'll fill the Buddha's robe. But... Take these pieces and throw them in front of the house."

But.. “Yes.. (Daw Daw Thar also went into the temple. But followed Daw Daw Thar. U Lu Bae also returned to his place and was reading the newspaper.)

U Lu Bae.. (He continued reading a line of the newspaper and closed it for a moment, seeming to be thinking a little. Then he closed the newspaper with his fingers and folded it) "Those who have money should not just sit there and watch, but work effectively."

(Daw Daw Tha came out, pressing on her sore side.)

U Lu Bae.. (with a mocking face) “What a shame, you prayed for my son.”

"Daw Daw Thar.. I have to pray." (Daw Daw Thar also came and sat down next to him.) U Lu Bae.. Well... I don't like learning English, but since you've been praying at the right time since you started school in Yangon, I think it would be beneficial for you to teach English to me."

Daw Daw Thar.. You just say that.” U Lu Bae.. “Isn’t it milk? You too?” (U Ba Sein entered.)

U Lu Bae.. “Come on, come on” (But Bae took the broken pieces of the room to throw them outside.)

U Ba Sein... (sitting on a nearby chair) What's new in the newspaper?

U Lu.. “Hey.. no, I asked U Ba Sein to bring me some coffee so I can drink it, (turning to U Ba Sein) Sir.”

U Ba Sein.. “Daw Daw.. ah... what's so new in the newspaper?”

"U Lu Bae... The five thousand people and the people who want to make five thousand are busy working."

U Ba Sein.. “Tell me what it is.”

"U Lu Bae.. That's a joke... When you join the council, one faction fights another and they only think about competing for positions."

U Ba Sein.. “What will you say? They joined the council to get this position. What will they do if they don’t get the position?”

(But after throwing away the pieces of paper, he left the room and went to the side.)

"U Lu Bae.. (with a surprised face) What's wrong?"

U Ba Sein.. “I will tell you something, because I was afraid that my daughter would be harmed, a man called Bo Nyan wanted to enter the yard that was guarded by the Dravans, so he brought a bag of money and threw it at the Dravans to catch him. While the Dravans were stealing the money, you and I, Myanmar, have reached the point where the old man’s daughter was robbed and a young man was kidnapped. In this matter, you should think carefully. Whose fault is it? It is not Bo Nyan’s fault. If the young man gets it, he will get it. It is the Dravans’ fault, right? If anyone gets the money, would they not want to take it? The real fault is the old man’s fault for hiring the Dravans who are greedy for money to guard his daughter. We should have chosen reliable Dravans from the beginning and had them guard the yard.”

U Lu Bae.. (interrupting) “Is there anyone who doesn’t want money?”

U Ba Sein.. “Oh my.. if you ask me to guard you, I will throw you out and take your money. Your ancestors will start killing you as soon as you stand in front of the gate.”

(U Tha Bya, U Bo Tok, and U Lu Hla enter)

U Lu Bae.. ' Come on, come on. (Entering) Hey.. U Tha and I are also here. Please bring me three more cups of coffee, please."

U Tha Lai.. “What are you discussing? It’s been a while since I heard anything strange from U Ba Sein. It’s only fitting.”

U Lu Bae.. “Ha.. U Tha Lyo and I just missed a round.”

U Bo Tok.. So, U Ba Sein, MP U Tha Gi is proposing to introduce a bill to allow monks to travel in Myanmar free of charge, have you heard?

U Ba Sein.. (firmly) ' That's according to the great line,'

U Bo Tok.. “What’s the big deal, I don’t understand.”

U Ba Sein.. “It’s a great rule to unite the ignorant villagers and monks, and the result is a five-thousand-strong army.” (They laugh heartily.)

U Lu Hla.. “U Ba Sein, please explain.”

U Ba Sein.. Yes, he doesn’t understand the difference between winning and losing this proposal. He joined the monks at the same time as he submitted this proposal. I think that the governor, Aung Daung, will veto this proposal, and U Tha Gi is also a big cat. Don’t you know? Either both of the five thousand people or one of them must oppose this proposal, right? So, he turned to the great religion and helped the people, and the result is that he will lose five thousand people” (Ha... Ha...