Akii Daw - I'm not English, man.

Announcement 

A boyfriend picked it up. Returned it to its rightful owner. All items are intact. Some items have been put back in their proper places, except for a few that were taken out.

This is also checked carefully. So that I can return my girlfriend to her owner without losing a single penny. I have also carefully put the items that I have checked back in their correct places. Therefore, I can guarantee that none of my girlfriend's items will be lost in my hands.

I admit that I touched some items (e.g. some money and documents that he had with him). I only looked at and touched some items (e.g. a zipped wallet, a briefcase, with him). I did not do this with any intention, but just to make sure. I think that this too can be forgiven as a gentleman.

You can come and pick up the friend or lover mentioned in this advertisement at any time. I cannot guarantee your belongings after one month. Frequent checking and rubbing (wallet and money, documents) may cause your fingerprints and evidence to disappear.

Therefore, if you want to get the original without losing it, I recommend that you come and choose quickly. I think you will see how honestly I take care of your partner by looking at this. Therefore, the person who comes to choose must also be honest like me. Therefore, as a friend, be more careful when choosing your partner.

1. A police clearance certificate

2. Letter of recommendation from the ward administrator stating that you live honestly in the ward.

3. A letter of recommendation from ten people each confirming that the current boyfriend I picked up was actually a previous boyfriend.

4. Vouchers from seven restaurants that you and your partner enjoyed eating at, (Note: not less than ten thousand won)

5. You must present three pieces of evidence, from the antacids he bought for you (the boyfriend I have now) to the underwear. (Note: His fingerprints must be exact.) And only after you answer the questions I ask you accurately and correctly will you be returned to the owner. The questions are:

(1) Your lover's waist size.

(2) Does your lover have a mole on his butt? (If so, the exact location)

(3) The name of a relative your lover has never mentioned.

(4) The exact time and second that your lover made you feel so relaxed.

(5) How many hairs does your lover have on his entire body? You will have to answer these easy questions orally, and only after you have answered all the questions correctly will you be asked a negotiation question.

(1) Does your lover want to get back together with you?

(2) Your boyfriend and I have agreed to a plan to pay off all the debts we have incurred.

(3) Please legally delete any remaining fingerprints.

(4) Look at me with a clear gaze.

(5) After clearing all the money that will be awarded to me, the one who collected it, I will definitely return it to your girlfriend or boyfriend in front of the ward elders. Any problems that may arise, big or small, will not be related to me, the one who collected it, but will be resolved by myself. Therefore, you must sign in front of witnesses and I will not say anything from my mouth.

"You can go wherever you want."

And the good news is that you will be allowed to officially bring your lover only after you have slapped your lover's butt three times and said goodbye.

Picture / Very honest person

                                                                       Faith

" I'm not English, brother, to challenge your beliefs ."

According to what you guys say, "Belief must be the first thing to be done," how many times do you think that is?

How can faith be a boon? But it's okay, man. When you come to this world, as you say, faith is a boon, a copycat, a boon-like crazy. "I'm so crazy about art" It's a shame that you keep saying this, man. When you simplify the English word Crazy and add 'crazy' to Burmese, we all become crazy. Not only crazy, but I think that we are still full of life because we are so crazy, man.

"Ha, the princess is also taking pictures, so why are you wearing a big skirt? She's taking it off every now and then."

Which government has restricted photography by saying that women cannot wear long skirts? In the past, Burmese women wore long skirts for photography, and the world knew them because of their beauty. Now...

"'So I'll turn around and shoot Burmese Pipi."

A quick word. The director is gone.

"What, let's take off our shirts and take them off, not just wandering around the neighborhood."

I wonder what is more appropriate to shoot with your shirt on and without your shirt on.

I was scolded for taking off my shirt. I was sexy when I took off my shirt. Well... I wonder if it's a little out of place. But I can't. As they say, to challenge their beliefs, I took off my shirt and started to dance. "Ha, it's long." It was a visual expression. It was vaguely hairy, huh?"

"Ah, is it a sin to have long hair? Now, I'm saying that I'm wearing long pants. That's what's wrong. What if my faith doesn't go against my will?"

I looked down again, man. How can I wear three-quarter pants if they are long? Before I could finish my thought, I thought, 'Don't talk about three-quarter pants like this, they are already wearing three-quarter pants, waist pants, and even zero-quarter pants. Check out what's going on around you.'

Oh, zero quarter. That's what they say. Women are getting naked, aren't they? They say that in this day and age.

"Hey...it'll take a while if I lie down. I'll take a few pictures in this outfit and post them."

When I arrived, I placed two fingers on my cheek and stroked it...

“Ah, what are you doing? Don’t make a fuss on the internet. Make a fuss.”