Thawtar Swe - Papawady

Chapter (1)

One day, when Banuraza Daung Skara was about to leave from the east and enter from the west, I was drinking beer and playing billiards at the usual place. In the evening, before returning home, I went to Bandula Park, where the Independence Monument is located, to get some fresh air.

The summer season is already inviting the first rain, but the clouds,

When people are surrounded by such a delightful world and a world of illusions, they often go crazy. I don't know what would have happened if I were in your place, but I was surprised at that moment. Because, as you know, I am not a crazy person who always thinks about love, but in this happy moment I longed for a very beautiful young woman.

The girl was not far from me when I heard a voice shouting, “Save me, my dear.” When I looked, a bad guy was stealing her jewelry. When I ran towards them, like a hero, with my sleeve raised, the bad guy said, “Hey… don’t touch me,” and with a flick of his wrist, he opened his big sword and stabbed me in the chest. However, I quickly dodged and grabbed his hand, causing the sword to fall to the ground. At this moment, I first punched him in the stomach, and as he lunged forward, I punched him in the chin with my right fist, causing him to fall backwards. Then I dived and covered him, but he didn’t hesitate, and kicked me with his foot, causing the poor guy to fall backwards. He quickly got up and dived and covered me. (What can a guy like me do?) After quickly dodging, I was left alone on the ground.

Then we stood up at the same time and hugged each other tightly. We fought for a long time, one for him and the other for me, just like in American movies, because of the blood that was flowing from their mouths.

At this moment, the little girl is a source of great fear for me. Her eyes are wide open, her breasts are full, my dear... May the one I save win, may the one I save win.

In the end, as my friend had hoped, the child's prayer was granted. The wicked man gave up and ran away. At that moment, the beautiful child took me, who was panting and exhausted, into her arms and wiped the blood from my face with an incredibly kind and compassionate expression.

After I dozed off on the little girl's lap for a moment, I felt quite tired, and she put her hand on her shoulder and tried to get up.

Behind me

"Hey.. Aye Swe"

"I heard a voice calling out," and while I was still dreaming, I suddenly felt a twinge of fear in my heart, as if I had been stabbed in the back with a knife. I turned around and saw my friend, the alien Tin Maung...

"Hey, I'm scared."

"Aungmalay... If you're so scared of being called from behind, why don't you buy a car with bulletproof insurance worth 150,000 won like Thakin Nu..."

"Wow... If I could spend the country's money like him, I wouldn't even go anywhere in the city by land. I would buy a helicopter."

"So... you want to be Prime Minister like him?"

"If you are like me, my friend would be like General Aung San."

"Aungma... I'm the one who has to die for you, come on, try it."

"I can't stomach beer. I can't handle coffee."

"I'm not here to buy you coffee, I have something to say."

"People are busy, my business is important."

"Well... everything you do is a big deal."

You may already know Tin Maung. This guy is just a scoundrel. He came to this world for this very reason, and he has been busy with this scoundrel for twelve seasons. I have never seen him get angry. At the beginning, in the middle, and at the end of his scoundrel, he is always a little uncomfortable and unsettled. Sometimes he even comes to me in his scoundrel affairs. I have even had to do it for him twice in Mandalay, the Golden City. I don't know if you remember. Once at the Taung Pyone Festival, and the other time during the 51st Thingyan Festival, the Golden Foot Stiffness...

Now, this kind of thing is going to happen. He has nothing else to do. So we went to the Burma Coffee House, which is the cleanest place in Yangon, and the two of us sat down. I

"Now, isn't it just a matter of being a fool to Tin Maung?"

But this guy has a normal face.

"You're just saying that lightly, but this time it's really important."

"Well, there's no such thing as a trivial matter. It's just about elephants and whales and fish."

“Hey, my dear, how much do you understand the meaning of love?”

"Hey, I've never heard of myself being called a love dictionary teacher like those writers."

“Hey, Aye Swe, I’m going to end this conversation with a long one. Hey, if love is real, it doesn’t discriminate against status, right? Well, let’s talk about it...”

"Well... I've heard that love is blind."

At this point, he lifted himself up and slashed the table with the edge of his hand.

"Oh, this is so true, it's the research of a real scholar. Do you know who I'm in love with right now?"

"Who knows?"

"Goat"

"Hey"

I opened my eyes.

"Don't let the SPCA know about it, you'll get in trouble."

"You're a goat, they call it a girl from our house."

"I just don't know"

"The girl who cooks."

"Hey, you're a house servant."

“Well,

So I asked, "Isn't true love a classless love?" Here, I'll tell you what true love is. It's not the kind of love that you find in the movies and get married, it's the kind that comes out of nowhere. The girl I'm in love with now has been with us since she was a little girl. Back then, I didn't think of her at all. I didn't think of her at all. But it wasn't until about two weeks ago that I started looking at her and realized how she had become. I felt so sorry for her, and when I saw her, I couldn't take my eyes off her. I just stared at her...”

"How old is the girl?"

"16, 17 years old, right?"

"Well, you're so strange."

"Well, I'm going to examine myself carefully, and I think I love him, that's strange, I just forgot about it."

"Hey, how did you do that?"

"I called you to consult with you."

"Should I take it or not?"

"No, how can I get it?"

"This is my chicken, it's in my hands."

"Don't think it's that easy."

"You're welcome."

"I have already made it clear"

"So what do you say?"

"His mother said"

"Don't you dare tell his mother?"

"I told you so"

"So what do you say?"

"My uncle said"

"Where does his uncle live?"

"Oh, my house is telling my uncle."

"Oh, sorry."

This guy has no parents and is being cared for by a wealthy uncle.

"So what did Uncle say?"

"Oh, Uncle, how dare I say that? My family will never agree to accept a servant."

"So what are you going to do?"

"That's a consultation."

“Oh, I want the King to listen to me, but aren’t you and I close?”

"My dear, you're so big, should we get close? What's the difference between you and me? I imagine that if I ask your friend Po Wu for advice, I'll be like, 'Han.'"

"Well, that's good."

"So try it out"