Maung Maung Myint Thein (University of Technology) - International love stories and thoughts

Impression

A guest at the wedding asked,

Yes.

“Are you the groom’s friend, my sister?” the woman replied. “No, I’m the bride’s mother.”

 

Something to think about.

An old man was sitting on his usual chair. A young man he knew was walking by, stopped and greeted him. The old man said,

"Fred, you should do what I do. I don't smoke cigarettes, I don't drink alcohol, I don't eat too much,

There is no gambling,

Women don't mess around,

"Do you know what that means? I'll be able to celebrate my (85th) birthday soon."

Fred said, looking at the old man.

"How will it be celebrated?"

How to discipline a proud person

A young woman was asking for an autograph from an obscure actor.

"I've autographed you before, haven't I?"

Then the young woman answered...

"Yes, but you can exchange ten of your auto tickets for one famous movie star ticket."

A person who finds fault

The man said to his wife.

“I love you, my love, but you have to stop finding fault everywhere, it's driving me crazy. I can't go a minute without finding fault with you. I dare you.” “Okay, I'll take it,” the woman replied.

After a while, the woman suddenly became hot and hot, and she was in hell.

"Do you always turn the air conditioner down?" he asked.

"Ha...I know you can't go a full minute without finding fault."

The man said.

“How long did I stay silent?” “Thirty seconds.”

Then the woman...

"Thirty seconds, I'll tell you to die, don't buy foreign watches, they'll never be on time."

He said with seven tones.

The story of a son-in-law and a mother-in-law

The angry father said.

"Hey, what are you doing? You stole my daughter last night and now you're here at 7am."

"Yes sir, I have to go to work now."