{"title":"ပုံနှိပ်စာအုပ် — ဟာသနှင့်သရော်စာ","description":null,"products":[{"product_id":"တက်တိုး-စပ်မိစပ်ရာ","title":"Tattoo - a place where you can touch each other","description":"\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eNightly news\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"I haven't been to see you for a long time. I came to see you now that our university is closed for the summer for a month.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e“Hey, come. Welcome. Some adults don’t want to meet young people. Some want to meet young people. They don’t want to see each other very much. They want to see their childhood friends. It’s nice to see them, no matter what. I don’t want to see them as boring adults.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e“That’s right, Master, that’s why we come to the Master and learn through conversation. So, I want to tell you, Master. I have read the Attapatti Sapak in literature. I have read many biographies of famous people from ancient times. Just the other day, I read an English biography. The book is called An Ordinary Life.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e“Ha... I read that book when I was young. It's about the ordinary life of a homeless person. Is that the book?”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"Yes, sir.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e“I don’t remember what was written in the book. The purpose is unclear. The life of a person is interesting in its own right. It is about life. How much struggle Anita has to face in life, what kinds of problems she has to face. How wide and effective the role of Anita is in important areas such as social, economic, and political. It is written in a simple and calm manner as Anita. It is good to read. It is educational.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\"It's the book the teacher said.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e“The majority of people in the world are ordinary people. Leaders also emerge from the ordinary people as outstanding individuals. Some are not outstanding. They become leaders because of circumstances. Not all leaders are good. Not all good people become leaders. Only through good luck and good fortune can they become leaders.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e“I understand, Master. In fact, what is truly good comes from the people. The people’s inherent wisdom is enormous. Customs, proverbs, and ethics come from the people. Writers and researchers write and record them. Anyatara is a very interesting person. Outstanding individuals, famous people, are studied by everyone, so it’s not really that special. There are already historical research centers and archives about them.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e“Yes, Maung Myint Tin. The stories of the main characters are public property. They don’t know the struggles of a person, their problems, their joys and sorrows. They don’t want to know, and they’re not interested. But if those who know how to write stories about a person write them, it’s very good to read. If you can learn life lessons, you can. In fact, novels are biographies of people. Some of them are based on real events and become world-famous classics.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e“Yes, sir, I respect you very much. We know that. Your biography, “The Life of a Soldier,” is a biography of a soldier. So I will tell you. My uncle is a retired soldier. He has a lot of experience. Every time I meet him, he tells me about his past and present. It is very interesting. As an honest, loyal, and responsible soldier, he fought many battles as a soldier who tried to protect the people from domestic and foreign enemies. He knows the value of discipline very well. He knows the satisfaction of fulfilling his duties with all his heart. It is not unusual for him to put his personal affairs aside for the sake of his duties while serving. It is normal. But there are life lessons to be learned. You can learn them from him.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e“That’s the taste. A person is a person who learns from experience and criticizes it. One’s own experiences are not enough. Only by listening to and learning from the experiences of others can one’s life be complete. Why do we read books? To gain such experiences. Experiences are diverse. It’s like gold. When you sift through sand, don’t you get gold dust? That’s how it is. I read books because I want to know all about people’s experiences, feelings, and problems. I have to learn from everything I know. Just like throwing away the sand and trash, I forget the unnecessary things and take the valuable differences as a standard. That’s the wisdom of life.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\"That's right, sir. I have to tell my uncle. Try writing his autobiography. He reads a lot. He's not very good at writing. I'm not a writer. I'll write autobiographies about him as I usually do, just as I feel like writing them. Just write as you tell me now. Don't delay. Then we'll show you his manuscript. He's already writing it.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e“Good. I wish there were more biographies of the late Anyatara. 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There are many kinds. Every day, new products and goods produced and distributed by people, villages, and the world appear every second. Companies there hold trade fairs in Sorn Dan Tha Myaing to introduce their products to the wild animal consumers.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eLet's say it's an electrical goods exhibition. Refrigerators, televisions, air conditioners, meat grinders, juicers, fans, irons, heaters, coffee makers, hair dryers, cookers, ovens, toasters, light bulbs, light bulbs, fireworks, light switches, light cords, lamp stands, power amplifiers, power cutters, generators, and everything else is on display.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eAh... the IT (IT) information technology exhibition. Phones and phones. Both tablets and smartphones. iPhone (iPad), iPad (iPad), Tablet (Tablet), Note (Note), Laptop (Laptop) 308\u0026amp;cos? (Desktop), varmoss (Projector) aposs. Hla to hla. Kyw to kyw.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThe food exhibition is also quite comprehensive. Various drinks, various cold drinks, various canned meats, various spice bottles, various cans, various pickle bottles, noodles, lotus roots, wheat flour, rice flour, sauces, sweet powders, potatoes, onions, chilies, vegetables, various breads, tea, coffee, oh... pots, pans, spoons, forks, knives, hammers, toothpicks, and so on.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eClothing fairs. Car fairs. Real estate fairs. Education fairs. .\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThe animals in the forest are also using the products that people have invented, developed, produced, and sold in order to live higher and higher, so people come to the forest with animals to create a relationship between the products and the consumers.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eOh.. all the animals are crowded together. They are eating ice cream, holding coffee cups in their hands, and sucking on cold drinks with straws. The zebra is wearing dark glasses. The couple is holding hands. The cow is smoking cigarettes. The lamb is wearing a skirt. The leopard is listening to music with headphones.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eOh... a trade show full of goods.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e (2 years)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e Not just one event. Four, five, six events. Yes. There have been trade fairs in the forest, and there have been more than four, five, six events, and the animals have started to get sick.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"The fragrance of the flowers is so fragrant.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e Animals too\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e Trade fair\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eLet's do it.” Look. The sounds are coming out. The lions, the monkeys, and the foxes have also chosen a place to hold the exhibition. They will perform in the village. The Sonarntha Myaing Exhibition. The name is poetic.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e (three)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eDo animals do what they're told? They go into the human village and rent a big hall. And they put up giant signs around the hall. It's called the Sonarntha Myaing Trade Fair.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e Oh.. People are crowding in. They come to see the animal products. They also go to see Jack Kwan Chan Kone.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThe products of the forest are mainly: rice gall. Back skin. Cow skin. Mountain goat hooves. Mountain goat horns. Buffalo horns. Cow tail. Tiger tusks. Deer antlers. Snake skin. Snake skin.... Elephant tusks. Monkey blood. Monkey brain. Honey. Sheep wool. Peacock feathers. Horse tail. Dried elk meat. Dried deer meat. Dried beef. Monkey intestines. Parrot beak. Cow skin. Tiger tongue. Bear gall. Eagle claws. Tiger bones. Turtle shells. Wild boar tusks. Goat heads. Pig heads. Pig paws. Wild chicken eggs. Wild chicken meat. Eel kyats. Dried fish roe. Putak keung. Dried squirrel meat. Pickled eggs. Turtle eggs. Cow milk. Goat milk. Horse milk.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\"I thought the fair in the forest would showcase products made by animals. Now...\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e I stood there, staring at the lion with its tusks broken in the Jack Kwanshan Hill, without finishing my words.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\"\"Oh.. Jack, you need to make a bazaar. We are already worth a lot. There are many people who will buy us.\"\" said the lion.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eOh ... that's right. The animals themselves are commodities. Even the entire forest is something that people would buy. I don't dare to guarantee that animals can't be sold with Jack Kwan Yan Kone. .\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"စိတ်ကူးချိုချိုစာပေ","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45585250779285,"sku":"","price":2700.0,"currency_code":"MMK","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0609\/9756\/6613\/products\/1_93d65d78-9d13-4c38-bae7-d27aa79ede69.jpg?v=1730221380"},{"product_id":"ဂျက်ကွမ်းခြံကုန်း-မောတယ်ကွယ့်တောအလယ်","title":"Jack (Kuanchan Kone) - I'm tired in the middle of the forest","description":"\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eForest courtroom\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e (One)\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eI looked into the hands of the cow named Devi Buat Ae and saw that she was holding a bundle of grass. I thought it was because it had just been mowed. The grass was green. The cow named Thatlya Chokpo was holding a bag of peeled beans and peeled sesame seeds in her hands. The two cows came in with a chat, but their faces were not very good.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"What time is it?\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eAs we were heading straight for a forest road, Jack said goodbye like a cow.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"Ah... didn't you hear, Master Jack?\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e The two cows laughed in unison. Then Devi Bookay continued her conversation with the cool child.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\"Master Jack, you know that our two husbands and two big bulls are in custody and that the verdict will be handed down today.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eOh.. Sometimes the news from the forest is so fleeting. Why didn't Jack know about the news of the two big cows being captured? Oh. Now he's got the news of the two bulls, straight from the two cow wives.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eSo when Jack asked if the two cows were okay, he wanted to know how things were going, so after confessing his guilt, he accompanied them to the prison cell.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e (2 years)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThe two big bulls, Devi Bua Ae and That Lya Cho Kop, had been eating grass and beans and peanuts brought by their cow wives in the animal pen, and then they arrived at the animal court. They were being dragged along by ropes. To be tried. The judge who would pronounce the verdict was a man with a big head.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e“The work you two have done all your life” “Plowing, threshing, and threshing.” “What you two are doing now is plowing.” “Plowing is right, I want to know where you plowed.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"When you plow a field, you plow it in the field. You plow in the same field that big bulls have plowed in the past.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\"Yes. But now the lions are suing us for trespassing on their land.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\"I don't know, but one day the lions came and put up big signs saying, 'Don't trespass on lion land.' But they plowed the land that their cows had naturally plowed... They kept plowing it. How could they know that once the signs were up, it became lion land?\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e“Hey, whatever the case is with those lions, if they put up a sign saying it’s their land, it’s theirs. Brothers, the cows are on property that they didn’t put up a sign on, so it’s obvious that they’re trespassing. So, you should serve six months in prison.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThe Buddha was imprisoned for plowing the fields of the lions, saying that the cows were encroaching on the land. The cows were seen being led away by ropes, and the cows were filled with tears.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e (three)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003ePeople, villages, and the world are filled with the smell of earth as the rain falls gently, and the water in the fields and fields begins to evaporate. Buffaloes and cows have already come down to the fields and fields.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThe forest is strange. Buffaloes and cows are afraid to go into the forest. Signs saying \"Do not trespass on lions' land\" are everywhere in the forest where the animals live.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eSo I think. In Sonarntha Myaing, cows and buffaloes come to the place where people live. The cows that trample on rickshaws step on them. The buffalo that sells tofu salad sells them.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e 7Day Daily, 11.June.2017\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"စိတ်ကူးချိုချိုစာပေ","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45585251336341,"sku":"","price":4500.0,"currency_code":"MMK","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0609\/9756\/6613\/products\/1_fc4c4d40-f691-4dc7-97b8-c8cbf5eafe66.jpg?v=1730221402"},{"product_id":"ဂျက်ကွမ်းခြံကုန်း-ပြောစမတ်ဆန်းတဲ့တောဇတ်လမ်း","title":"Jack (Kuanchangone) - A story of a strange forest","description":"\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eDon't be hateful to people, those guys.\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\n\n \u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e[\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eone\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e]\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e          \u003c\/strong\u003eI mean, animals. Poems are pretty animals, yes. A large animal in the forest of the Golden Dragon has big fangs, but when it needs to bite, it can't bite even when it's windy. Look, the invitation in Jack Kwan Chan Kone's hand.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e          \u003c\/strong\u003e\"A festival of lights and the temporary opening of the prison gates\"?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e          \u003c\/strong\u003eThe mind is the mind. When that mind is combined with light, let's call it a good heart. And with that good heart, is the door to the prison in the forest temporarily opened? It seems that the invitation was distributed not only to the animals in the forest of Soranthan Myaing, but also to the human village.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e          \u003c\/strong\u003eAs usual, it fell into the hands of the gentleman named Jack.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e          \u003c\/strong\u003eThe invitation, which is a strange story to tell, has arrived. It even has a picture of baby pigeons flying out of a cage. The infinite universe, the infinite ignorance, and all beings who are not free from sin, are being punished for their transgressions, and the Leader, who is compassionate, would like to accept the blessing and release them as is customary. Such words are also included in the invitation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e          \u003c\/strong\u003eWait. Those things. Since I've been invited, I'm happy. No, I'll go ahead and put my head in the front row. One (guess). It's early morning. When the time is right, even a good child will be born.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e( \u003cspan\u003e2 years\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e          \u003c\/strong\u003eIn a place in the forest of Sonarntha Myaing, there is a small forest prison, not far from the cave of U Shaung Fox and the river. It is a prison made of bamboo poles with sharp tips planted in the ground so that there is no space between them. On top of it is a small iron grating. The forest prison is constantly surrounded by dogs with sharp teeth and fangs.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e          \u003c\/strong\u003eThat day, both people and animals gathered in front of the forest prison. The gates of the forest prison were opened with the lights of the gods. When the animals that were in the forest prison for various reasons were released, the animals waited in anticipation of which animals from their own herds and nests would join them. Oh... what was a little strange was that there were some people there. And then the carriage. A carriage pulled by six horses. A carriage with six big horses, as graceful as a mane-bearded horse and a flying horse. A carriage decorated with garlands, garlands, and flowers. At the four corners of the carriage, there were four white umbrellas. The horse-drawn carriage had cushions to make them comfortable. A carriage fragrant with various kinds of incense.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003ePeople and animals who will be photographed, filmed, and written about in news articles and other media, shhhh\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"Yes... Hello, all animals, all people... As a token of the goodwill of the great Leaders, we are about to begin a program in which the gates of the forest prison will be temporarily opened.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eWhen a wolf makes an announcement through a loudspeaker like a cow, all the sounds of nature and animals fall silent. Cameras ready. Video lights on.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\"The first thing the friendly leaders decided to release was the great woodpecker... He was a bird that had been sentenced to ten years in prison for deforestation because he used to scratch the bark of trees with his big beak and eat the young insects... Now he has been released.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eJust as the forest was filled with the sounds of blessings from all the animals, the great woodpecker flew away.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e“Now, the decision to release is Po Shwe Yoon. He is a lion’s family… a rabbit that has been imprisoned for life for eating three carrots from a fence built to build a hotel. Now, the leaders have agreed to release him.” The animals cheered as they saw the rabbit running away, hopping and jumping. But… because it was a plant growing in the forest, they thought it was for the jungle animals to eat.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\"I will also release the white cow. She was arrested for disturbing the peace because she woke up to a puddle of blood next to the fox's sister-in-law. I have released her.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e The way the cows bellowed in unison as the white cow was released was truly a testament to the power of nature.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e(\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003ethree\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eAs the baby animals were being released from their forest prison one by one, the fox interrupted and made a short speech.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eToday, animals cannot live alone. They have to rely on each other. Especially, we need to avoid hatred with humans, whether they are red, dark, or bright. Don't let people hate you. That's it. And the wolf continued to announce the release ceremony.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e“Oh... this time, it’s about the friendship between humans and animals. There are five people who were arrested for sneaking into the forest, killing five elephants and cutting off their tusks..., stealing ten rare kangaroos, and cutting down a thousand tamarisk trees. They were arrested yesterday. The poor guys are so tired. Now, they are being released on the basis of the friendship between humans and animals.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eOh, my. With long pants. With cell phones. With laptops. They boarded a carriage pulled by six horses, all proud. Three lionesses gave each child a gift.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eAmong the gifts were honey for the people who had been released from the forest prison. Deer antlers. Rice gall. Various kinds of wild animal meat, both fresh and dried. Tiger skins. Sheep wool. Monkey blood. Wild bird vomit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eIn the era of the U Shaoang fox, a bridge between animals and humans was built. Anyway, Jack liked it. He spoke about the principle that people do not hate. Animals are not the same as each other. No matter what happens, right? .\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e 7 Day Daily No.813\/ August 2, 2015\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"စိတ်ကူးချိုချိုစာပေ","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45585255301269,"sku":"","price":4500.0,"currency_code":"MMK","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0609\/9756\/6613\/products\/1_308845ef-e235-4d3f-8c2b-96f259447cee.jpg?v=1730221427"},{"product_id":"ဂျက်ကွမ်းခြံကုန်း-တောပါးစပ်","title":"Jack (Kuanchankone) - Forest Mouth","description":"\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eSonarntha Myaing Constitution\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e (One)\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eIt's a big deal. It's a beautiful constitution.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eYou know about the beautiful forest. The beautiful forest is the beautiful forest. It's a forest. Not far from the very complicated village of Thaputu, the homeland of the Jack Kwan Chan Kone people, it's a very deep and mysterious forest. Its name is beautiful. The beautiful forest.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eYou know what a constitution is. If a country has come into being and a government has come into being, there must be a constitution, a document signed by consensus that states the rules and regulations by which the country will be governed. In English, it is called Constitution. In Burmese, it is called the Constitution of Myanmar.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eAmerica has its constitution. India has its constitution. Russia has its constitution. Depending on the vision of the people who drafted it, whether it was great or small, the country and its people could reach either the heaven or the hell of the world because of the constitution.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e Hey..look.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThis is the constitution of Songdantha Myaing. Among those invited to hold a press conference was my beloved Jack Kwanchan Kone. The people who invited me were a group of foxes roaming in the Songdantha Myaing forest.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eWhy do animals have to draw up a constitution just like humans?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e (2 years)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e When Jack and I arrived at the forest, the animals were quite numerous.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThe river is located on the banks of a small stream that meanders through the forest. There are aquatic animals such as fish and shrimp. Elephants, horses, buffaloes, cows, deer, gazelles, deer, hyenas\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eIn the human world, the human village, and the human world, we have a constitution and a system that governs us. I think that we should also govern the animal world, so I thought, why did they draw up that big, colorful constitution and call in journalists from the human world and the human village to explain it?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eOh...the constitution of Songdantha Myaing was drafted by jackals. What a strange and strange forest.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e (three)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eJack Kwan Chan Kone is not interested in the details of the constitution drawn up by the jackals in the Sone Dan Tha Myaing. Therefore, I do not want to talk about it. \u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eIt is just a matter of time.\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eAll the animals agree that the animal that will rule the Sone Dan Tha Myaing must be a four-legged animal. Elephants, lions, tigers, all of them. Good, good. If they say that the next one will be a four-legged animal, but they say that it must be a carnivore, then the elephant will be in trouble, the giraffe will be in trouble, and the cows, buffaloes, and horses will be in trouble.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eUntil then, the lion smiled. The tiger also laughed. The leopard only laughed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThe next step up was that the animal that would rule the forest not only had to be a four-legged animal, but also a carnivore, and the name had to be the same. The one that fell through was the tiger. The lion and the leopard were still laughing. Their names had two letters. The lion had two letters. The leopard had two letters.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eSo, if we continue, the constitution of the Songdanshar Myaing continues to say that the animal that follows must start with Thursday and end with Monday. So, when I looked for an animal that was in line with the constitution, I found a fox. That's right, the earth is \"P, P, B, B\" Thursday, and the dog is \"A, B, C, D, E\" Monday. I really liked the way Jack Kwan Chan Kone Songdanshar Myaing looked. It's a system, it doesn't force anyone to rule the forest. It's a system.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eLook. The leader of the Sone Dantha Myaing must be a four-legged creature. That four-legged creature must be a carnivore. That carnivore cannot have just one name. It must have two names. Both names must start with Thursday and end with Monday. I didn't say that the foxes would be the leaders. That's very systematic. That's good.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eWell...I want people to imitate the colorful constitution drawn by foxes.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"စိတ်ကူးချိုချိုစာပေ","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45585257070741,"sku":"","price":4050.0,"currency_code":"MMK","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0609\/9756\/6613\/products\/1_de8ccb10-b858-4643-9cee-0572c36fb7e6.jpg?v=1730221456"},{"product_id":"ဂျက်ကွမ်းခြံကုန်း-တောပြောတောင်ပြော","title":"Jack (Kuanchan Kone) - Tell me, tell","description":"\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eI can't stop talking, I can't stop talking, Toragon\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\n\n \u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e(\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eone)\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eIt's not a day apart. It's like one day after another. The animal newspaper had a giant photo on the cover and it was like a top story, and the three animals had arrived in the human village. It was like a series of extremely strange days. Two days. No more than that.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThe news is about education. The news that three selected animals from the Golden Temple were sent to the human village to study. A monkey, a rabbit, and a large shalika. Why are they wearing European palm leaf patches? Why are they wearing big dark sunglasses? Why are they wearing long pants? Why are they wearing ties? What about IT training?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eIT stands for Information Technology. I'll just say Information Technology. It's just information technology.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eAfter the Animal Daily newspaper published a story on the cover of the animal world newspaper that three animals representing the animal kingdom were sent to study in the human village to help develop the IT industry, Jack went to meet them when the team arrived in the human village.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\"We are here to study phone technology... The course is for two days...\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e Wow. After jumping over all the barriers from the animal world to the human world, and having to struggle to reach the stage of enlightenment, it took only two days to reach the stage of enlightenment.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\"I thought I was going to learn \u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003ehow to write and install software, how to install and repair hardware, so how could I teach three scholars in just two days?\" Jack's face was filled with surprise. The leader of the scholars, Lida\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eMonkey\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e,\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eanswered without asking.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\"We are \u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003ehere to teach Conversation on Phone...telephone conversation.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e.. In the age of technology, the fruits of humanity, which are rapidly advancing, have reached the animal world, having surpassed the human village. In this era where everyone has a mobile phone in the forest, they have come to represent the forest and study in order to be able to speak like humans and guide the animal world.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eLife is like being taught by people how to say things when you pick up the phone. The strange world of animals.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e(2 years)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA monkey that saw a man typing on a typewriter was left with a typewriter, and it imitated the man and typed. The letters were printed on eighty thousand sheets of paper. But it didn't make any sense.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eIt's like this. People pick up the phone when they hear it, and people say hello when they hear it, but when animals, who don't know the culture of phones, pick up the phone, they end up in the forest.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eOne day, a baby deer received a phone call. The phone number was an unfamiliar number. So the name of the animal calling was not displayed. So the deer said, \"Who is it? I'm... What's the matter? I'm... Mr. Deer!\" and added, \"Okay, Mr. Deer.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThe other side started to make noises, and then I realized it was a tiger that was following me and I was terrified.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e People already know that when you talk on the phone, you should speak politely and politely, even if you don't know who the other person is. Only animals hold phones and say whatever they want.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eI'll tell you. Once, when the phone rang, an old elephant picked up the phone. The sound that started to come in was.....\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e “Hey, you son of a bitch... what are you doing?” Who is it? Who are you staying with? The old elephant asked again.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"Aung Mae... Ma Ae Pee, don't you know me... don't you recognize my voice... Oh... no, sister...\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eLook. Every animal must know his voice.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e In the human world, when you start calling, you say, \"Hello, who am I? Who would you like to talk to?\" There's a phone culture, right? Animals just hold phones. I don't think they know that.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eHey. \u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThe big cow who found Miss Call in the forest called the number back and\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003esaid, \"What's the matter, Miss Call?\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"What.. who called you? It doesn't make sense.. don't be a jerk.\" That's the response.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003ePolite people \u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003ealways call back when they get a missed call. They've just called you. Who is it? What's going on? What do you want to say? They always ask. It's serious. On the other hand, there are some. If I called you by mistake, I apologize for the wrong number. Now...\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eOnce, the little monkey was climbing up the tree, and the phone rang. I'll tell you, write it down. Right now. The little monkey had to let go of the tree, and he had to hold the phone.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e In the village, civilized people communicate with each other by saying, \"Are you comfortable talking on the phone? If not, I'll call you back later.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eI want to draw a picture of two animals talking on the phone.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e A wild boar asked while rubbing its body against a stump. With a small phone.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e “Hello.. What are you doing, friend?” The buffalo, who was wallowing in the mud, answered with a small phone call. “I'm not doing anything, friend.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThe wild boar said... \"Oh... I'm not doing anything either, my friend.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e People only talk when they have something to say. Animals only talk when they have something to say.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e(three)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eHey... Jack is happy that the three animals are now being educated. They are going to teach the little girl, who doesn't know how to hold a phone and answer it. They are going to quickly take the course on how to communicate politely with people.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e Animals can't become human just by walking around and pressing buttons.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"စိတ်ကူးချိုချိုစာပေ","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45585256218773,"sku":"","price":4050.0,"currency_code":"MMK","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0609\/9756\/6613\/products\/1_2ba4f0ec-ccc7-4ae2-86e4-9956cb01c57c.jpg?v=1730221500"},{"product_id":"ဂျက်ကွမ်းခြံကုန်း-တောစန္ဒရား","title":"Jack (Kuanchan Kone) - Forest Piano","description":"\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA constitution that is difficult to amend in the future\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\n\n \u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e(\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eone)\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e A university professor once said, \"If you don't have these three things, it will be difficult to fix in the future...\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eI have extracted and written the first verse of an ancient poem. It is a poem that reminds us to be mindful of the three elements. I have heard it spoken by the great monk of Taktila monastery in ancient times. Think before you get married. Once you get married, it is difficult to change it. Think before you get a Buddha statue. Once you get married, it is difficult to change it. Similarly, think before you get a tattoo. Once you get tattooed, it is difficult to change it. That's good.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eBut still. When we come to the modern era, it seems that people are no longer like that in the old poem. There are more and more families that are breaking up with the principle of \"one is good and the other is bad\". Similarly, people are moving the Buddha and moving the house with the excuse of \"no way out, no way out\". Wow... Even tattoos can be removed if you spend a lot of money and have them removed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eI can't say for sure whether the phrase \"Kaek Pyin Chan\" came about because of that.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e Now, the fact that the forest is so full of fragrant flowers is a matter of whether it is difficult to fix or not.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e(2 years)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eIn a piece called “The Constitution of the Forest of the Golden Dragon,” Jack Kuangchankone described \u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003ehow the animals in the forest of the Golden Dragon imitated humans and came to be governed by a constitution. Now, the animals in the forest are arguing about whether to amend the great Constitution of the Golden Dragon.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eAs is well known, the constitution of the forest of Sonar is drawn by a jackal. The first proposal put forward was that only four-legged animals should rule the forest of Sonar. The four-legged animals supported it. The next proposal put forward was that only four-legged animals should be carnivores. The carnivores supported it. The next proposal put forward was that this carnivorous animal should have two names, and that the name should start with the name Thursday and \u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eend with the name Monday. When the constitution of the forest was drawn up systematically, with discipline, integrity, and without animal prejudice, the jackal went straight ahead. Like a smell, like a fox, the jackal became the king of the forest in the great forest of Sonar, as Jack once reported in an old manuscript.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eNow, the animals don't like that big forest constitution.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e “Just as marriage, building a temple, and getting a tattoo are difficult to amend, a constitution is difficult to amend, Master Jack.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e That's what the fox used to say whenever he met Jack.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\"Isn't it time to fix something that's broken, Ko Fox? Can't you fix what your friend wrote?\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"I want to fix it... Jack. It's hard because of the strict rules.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e The fox's moan. I don't know what kind of rules.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e(three)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"Do people often amend the Constitution, Master Jack?\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eOne day, out of nowhere, the fox asked Jack for milk.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThe oath-taking ceremony of American presidents is \"Preserve, Protect and Defend the constitution of the united states\" solo: \u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eI will preserve and defend the American constitution. The constitution, which was adopted in 1789, has been amended 27 times. It is the same in India. It has been amended 94 times. Since nothing is forever right or forever good in this world, the constitution must also be amended. Jack explained with references that the fox seemed to think a little.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\"The problem is, Master Jack has a rule that if every fox in the jungle supports him, he can amend the constitution of the Golden Temple.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"Wait... who made the rules?\" \"I made them.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"Can't you change the rules you made, friend fox?\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"It's hard not to get it, Jack.\" \"Why?\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eAt that moment, the fox stared at Jack for a long time. A long time, a very long time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"If you fix it... is the matter of the fox's throne safe, Mr. Jack?\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\"Ah.. my friend fox, for the sake of the forest, we have to change our ways. If you don't want to change because of the throne issue, then you guys will just keep arguing, right?\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e Marriage is a sacred bond, a bond of ink and a bond of trust. It is difficult to fix, but it also adds the complex constitution.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"စိတ်ကူးချိုချိုစာပေ","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45585257693333,"sku":"","price":4050.0,"currency_code":"MMK","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0609\/9756\/6613\/products\/1_fbf8cc82-4012-4f58-bb65-0c502f7d0338.jpg?v=1730221532"},{"product_id":"ဂျက်ကွမ်းခြံကုန်း-တောကြီးထဲမှာကဆောရီးပဲ","title":"Jack (Kuanchan Kone) - Sorry in the forest","description":"\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e( 1 )\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThe big cat named Mii To got lost in the forest of Sorandantha Myaing, \u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eand the reasons that I will explain now are all happening in a series of ways. Yes. The big cat, Mii To. Who can know exactly where and how she got lost? She is also an animal. She must have jumped and jumped, and in the dark of night, she passed the human village and came to the forest.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eAt first, no animal knew that he had a short tail. They only found out when he told them himself. Oh, my. The first animals he met were wild cats. Since they were cats, they became close. That's where he started talking.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"Now... tell me your names, friends. I'm a short-tailed cat.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eJust as he was about to finish his introduction, the sound of forty or fifty wild cats simultaneously muttering, “Short tail,” was deafening. The big cat was wagging her tail, which was a little short, as befits her name in the city.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"Tell me your names, friends.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThe short-tailed cat continued to ask the same question, and the wild cats became quiet. It took a long time. Then one of them...\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"Wow... wild cats don't have names.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eYes. Wild cats don't have names. Not only wild cats, but also lions, elephants, tigers, dogs, cows, deer, rabbits, deer, and elk that live in the forest. What animals do you think give them names? Only birds, and many birds, don't have names. Even fish that live in the water and eat them, both young and old, don't have names.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\"People have names... people give names not only to themselves, but also to the animals they raise.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e When the cat, who was a little short-tailed because of his short tail, slowly explained the story of the human village he had come from, starting with the words \"Aungo\" and \"Aungo\", the topic of the name spread like wildfire throughout the forest of Sorandantha Myaing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eTiger. Blacky. Jennifer. Suk-bo. Dog names. Mi-phyu. Shwe-hwa. Kik-kik. Yun-mi. Cat names.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e Kya Phyu. Ae Wan Kyi. Shwe Mann May. Toe Maung. Shwe Toe. Ngwe Toe. Cow names, buffalo names.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eRed gold. Swallow. Jackie. Timyan. Horse names. Momo is an elephant name.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e People give names to the animals that live with them. People themselves have names.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eWhen the big cat Tail, who had come from the human village to the forest where the animals lived, explained this to the cat, she said that they wanted to give names to all the animals. So, she said that these were the names that people were giving them these days, and she recited some beautiful names.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eGah, sumnya, bebe, lara, aneiksa, yimthayek, mwenyilya, rom rajuthuvan, lyanresedpaik, eyinzamu, niza, ekkhreik, takmuyan, paipipikkwon... etc.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"The names are just fancy, short-tailed... they mean milk bazaar.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"Meaning... well, I don't know what it means, you idiot.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eIt's true that baby animals are a bit boring. They have names that don't really mean anything.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e (3)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e Names are meant to be easy to pronounce. Let's say Stefani Germanotta. Wouldn't it be easier to pronounce if the girl didn't use that name and called herself Lady Gaga?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eBut as I mentioned somewhere above, the names that the short-tailed ones give are difficult to call. I don't know what they mean. But they are beautiful and charming children. Animals love those kinds of names.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e For example - The big cow is called Thaew. The big buffalo is called Thumnya. The little mountain goat is called Beve. The big elephant is called Aneeksa. The little deer is called Mweynylya. The little peacock is called Rajuthuvun. Names... names.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eIn the five hundred and fifty-five-story collection, there is a story called “The One Who Chose a Good Name.” It is a story called “The Nameless One,” which is in the final chapter. A young man who wanders around the village in search of a good name finds a forest called Nga-seth-sho, a traveler called Nga-kree who is on the wrong path, and a rich man who is a slave, and so he realizes that names are a law.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eHowever, whether he wanted to or not, the animals in the forest of Somdum Thar Myaing understood how people and animals alike in the human village, as described by the Little Cat, gave names to their children, and they decided to give the entire forest a name.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"Whether it makes sense or not... it's good to have a name. Well... don't ruin the name.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eWhen Jack suggested that, the animals looked around with wide eyes. The animals didn't seem to understand that their reputation was in jeopardy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"Devdat, Hitler, Mussolini, those names are called bad names... and no one wants to call them that anymore. People don't even give their beloved animals those names.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eYes. I usually name my beloved animals after their favorite actresses, actors, singers, and actors. Will they call them Hitler? Will they call them Devadatta? Will they call them Mussolini? When the big cat Myi To continued to explain carefully, the animals in the fragrant meadow seemed to understand.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eOh... Are there any names that even the animals of the Songdantharya area would like to call people? The short tail is still charming.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"စိတ်ကူးချိုချိုစာပေ","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45585259397269,"sku":"","price":2430.0,"currency_code":"MMK","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0609\/9756\/6613\/products\/1_545d8de2-cea9-4d5e-b57a-905783a16ac2.jpg?v=1730221565"},{"product_id":"ဂျက်ကွမ်းခြံကုန်း-ဆင်တစ်ဖက်မြင်းတစ်ဖက်","title":"Jack (Kuanchan Kone) - One elephant, one horse","description":"\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eKo Gyi Kyaw and Akha Gyi Yek Gyi\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e (One)\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThere is a saying, \"The forest is quiet.\" That is a word from the poem \"The forest is quiet.\" It is a composition of the nature of the forest. When a man named Letwe Sundara was sent to the forest of the forest by the king, he wrote a poem about his longing for the city of Shwebo, Nay Pyi Taw. The poem contains the word \"The forest is quiet.\" It refers to silence. Don't assume that it means noise when you see it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThe word \"Anu\" is from the Konbaung period. The meaning is from the Konbaung period. The meaning is from the Konbaung period.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e Well.. now the word \"Nyam\" has come out in a different way. It's noisy. It's not quiet. It's noisy. I think I'll have to change it because the forest is so noisy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eIn this case, if we were to create a festival in the world's famous and fragrant forest, we would use the forest as a place of noise. It is a land of peace and prosperity, filled with the sound of coconut trees and coconut palms throughout the twelve months of the year.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThere is no month without festivals in Sonarntha Myaing. Animals, animals, dance, and have fun. They were always singing and dancing with the symbols. Loud speakers that never stopped playing, and the forest was silent.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e So noisy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e (2 years)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eOne day, three monkeys arrived at the village where Jack Kwan was living. They were carrying large, colorful mats. They also had animal skins in their hands.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eEveryone knows that the animals in the forest have a close relationship with the Jackal Mountain. If they need children, they come to the human village, exchange animal food for human food, and choose the best children and go back. The relationship between the human village and the animal world is nothing new. Now look. I don't know what it is. The three monkeys are scared.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\"Whiskey... whiskey... whiskey.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e Jack asked, \"Wait, friends, when you say whiskey, you're talking about the bazaar. Are you talking about alcohol?\" Then all three monkeys pretended to drink alcohol...\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"Yes... alcohol, whiskey.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThe gang comes to buy whiskey. You can get 10 bottles, you can get 20 bottles. What about whiskey? Let's say the liquor runs out at Sonarntha Myaing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"Even the friends in the forest are running out of alcohol.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e Jack was so full of guilt that the monkeys didn't seem to want to put up with it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e“It’s a great day, Teacher Jack. We’re celebrating the Bodhisattva Monkey King Day. Come and have a look around.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e After buying enough bottles of whiskey, the three monkeys returned to the forest, and Jack, wanting to gain knowledge, went with them.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eYes. It's a drum. The animals in the whole forest are singing. The one who is happy is happy, the one who is drunk is drunk. As they dance and roam around happily, the SongBoxes compete. It's the day to celebrate the Bodhisattva Monkey King Day. With a bang, bang, bang.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e “Ko Gyi Kyawxxx Ko Gyi Kyaw xxx You are so special, so special, so funny, so funny, Ko Gyi Kyaw”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eAmidst the bubbling music, the lion and the jackal each held a bottle in their arms. The animals surrounding them also swayed in the strong smell of whiskey. They jumped and danced. The animal holding the Monkey King posters was holding it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThe three monkeys who came to Jack Kwan's Hill and bought whiskey said, \"Why don't you have a celebration to commemorate the Bodhisattva Monkey King's Day?\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e When Jack returned, they even gave him a video as a gift.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e (three)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e What album was the gift that I remembered? It was a record made during the celebration of Bodhisattva Day in the forest of Songdantha Myaing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA collection of wild animals dancing happily and screaming wildly as they roam the forest holding a large peacock statue. The animal rolling in the dusty forest is rolling.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e “Ko Gyi Kyawxxx Ko Gyi Kyawxxx Gyi Kyawxxx Xtoo Xtoo Xtoo Xoo\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eIt was so much fun. The music was so melodious and melodious. All the animals were on the road, all the time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eNine of the dogs were already drunk. Some had a bottle of whiskey stuck between their waists. A wild dog couldn't even get his coat. They fell down, they were covered in dust. The nine-day festival held in memory of the Bodhisattva, the King of the Dragons.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eHey... Look. It's like a drunken lion and a tiger fighting each other, so they're just hanging around and trying to bite and claw.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e “Ko Gyi Kyawxxx Ko Gyi Kyawxxx, you are all Gyi Kyawxxx, you are all unique, you are all fun, you are all fun, you are all Ko Gyi Kyaw”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eWhile I was watching the video of the Bodhisattva Daungmin memorial ceremony, which was a gift from the forest, I saw three wild dogs coming out as guests. They were holding my wallets under their armpits.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e“The big day is coming, Master Jack. Whiskey is coming. In the next three or four days, we will celebrate the Bodhisattva Elephant King’s Day. They are even singing in the forest. Wow. Ko Gyi Kyaw xxx Ko Gyi Kyawxxx is called Gyi Kyaw.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThe Bodhisattva Elephant King Day is coming. Animals. I am serious about the big day. Let's gather some alcohol in advance. Let's sing Ko Gyi Kyaw's song again.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e Even though they are in the animal realm of the four realms, they never forget the great day. When they reach it, they will attain Nibbana.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"စိတ်ကူးချိုချိုစာပေ","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45585260085397,"sku":"","price":2700.0,"currency_code":"MMK","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0609\/9756\/6613\/products\/1_b3335e00-1cb5-485a-ac3c-fbfddaa291c8.jpg?v=1730221600"},{"product_id":"ကလောင်စုံ-အောက်မေ့ဖွယ်ဟာသ၀ထ္ထုများ၉","title":"Collection of Memorable Humorous Stories (9)","description":"\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eBuddha curtain\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e Brother Sithu\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eWanmin U Kyaw Lone faced defeat at a political turning point because he could not overcome the worldly law. His party unexpectedly collapsed, and he was like a tree on the bank of the river from Wanmin's life. However, he did not know that he would become a politician, and he kept busy with his work, praying to the Buddha while making suggestions for his recovery, and finding and plotting the destruction of the leaders who were competing with him.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eAt first, his side was losing. The loyal followers who had been loyal to him when he was in power had switched to his opponents. The newspapers that were on his side at the beginning had also changed their tune. His enemies were also very active and were being beaten up. He had to fight with one or two newspapers. He was being slandered. He was spreading the faults of his enemies, some of them as if they were real and some of them as if they were fabricated. Sometimes he was clever and cunning, but he was not aware of it. Sometimes he was harsh. Sometimes he was just a piece of shit. Just as he was slandering, \u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eslandering, slandering\u003c\/span\u003e , \u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eslandering, the other side was slandering\u003c\/span\u003e , \u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eslandering\u003c\/span\u003e , \u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eslandering.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThen U Kyauk Lone tried to endure all the insults from his enemies, as he knew it was most necessary to endure. He knew that insults, blows, and blows are important in politics, and that the other side would insult him just as he insulted. Therefore, he had taken protection early on.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e“Hey....Khin.... The speech you gave the other day really hurt those dogs. My lord, I am so angry that I have been sitting here all day. I am so angry that I can’t even eat. I can’t sleep, I even have to call a doctor... Haha... Haha, politics is like that, you know, you can make your opponents lose their health and morale.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eOnce, in a happy tone, he was talking to his wife about politics.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"Didn't they curse at my older brother once too...? At that time, my older brother got really angry and did that too, didn't he?\" he asked.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e“Oh..yes, sir. But my brother doesn’t last as long as they do. Because my brother uses the method given by the monk…. Then, just enter the temple hall once…, worship the Buddha…make your breathing and inhaling consistent…, if you forget about those things, nothing will happen….\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eI don't know that trick very well... If I insult them, I will only hit them... If they insult me, I will protect myself by not hitting them... Wouldn't it be better to come up with good ideas and intelligence if I didn't hit them? That way, I can think about political issues with a calm head without making the wrong move... heh... heh... heh... \"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e He entered the temple hall, speaking in a joyful tone.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eYes. Before, U Kyauk Lone did not dare to read news that was slanderous or offensive to him. His secretary warned her not to bring such newspapers to him. Because he was a very angry person. He could not stand it. Therefore, he only read newspapers that praised him and gave him credit. He did not read any news, articles, or novels that criticized him. Even after learning the Dhamma, he still provoked his enemies to not want to accept it. He insulted. He was very careful not to read the articles that were slanderous to him. Even if his secretary did not read them, he was always ready to defend himself with the Dhamma so that he would not be hurt.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eIn this way, U Kyauk Lone trusted the Buddha for his politics. He also felt the benefits of the Buddha's teachings. After all, he was a person who felt, wasn't he?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e He knew that the Buddha's teachings were intended to provide a cooling benefit to those who drank them, whether good or bad.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e“Brother, look... look... they have drawn a caricature of my brother in their newspaper, comparing him to a dog. Don't let them insult you, brother. Take action against that newspaper.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eU Kyauk Lone's wife, Khin, ran towards U Kyauk Lone, who had just woken up from his sleep and was seeking advice, when U Kyauk Lone suddenly grabbed it and looked at it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eU Kyauk Lone's cheeks immediately became red. His eyes also turned red. He threw the newspaper away and stared at his wife with red eyes. No words came out of his mouth because of his anger.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eHis wife Khin stood there, her face pale with fear. Soon, U Kyauk Lone's secretary came running...\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e “Brother, have you seen the newspaper? Myint, the newspaper cut out that cartoon, and when he didn’t show it after he went outside for a while, Myint came running after him…”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e She explained. Then U Kyauk Lone turned to his wife and...\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\"Khin...you're so stupid...I told you not to let me see you like that, didn't I? What good will it do me if you see me? I'm just angry, you know.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"So, big brother, you have to be patient.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\"Hey, before you go... I'm a little bit of a nerd. I can't help but get angry right away. Don't show it to me later- I apologize. Now... I'll just calm down. I was trying to calm down at the press conference tonight, and you came to interrupt me while I was still calm and collected... Oh, my God...\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e“Yes, ma’am. Don’t show that kind of news to my brother. Myint, you know that I have been assigned to cut out that kind of news and photos.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"Oh...such insults.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e “Taw San Ka-Khin Taw San. You are also far away... 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Ma Shwe Chaw thought that Aung Bala was missing a certain Thadingyut and was trying to be a womanly and arrogant liar.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e In fact, Aung Bala, a manly man, had an affair with a certain girl named Matugama during a Thadingyut festival. I sometimes remember that incident.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eNow, as the end of the year approaches, I remember it again.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e One year, a good uncle, Aung Bala, had to accompany a mission to Europe.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e Stranded in England for about a month and a half.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eAt that time, I met a young man who was beautiful and attractive. Young white men are usually beautiful. However, as the saying goes, white skin, a horse with a black face..., when you look at him from a distance, you only see him as beautiful. When you look closely, the Burmese eyes are rough and rough. The young man I met today is different from all other young men. He has a beautiful face and a beautiful smile. He has beautiful glasses, a beautiful face.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eWhen he met her, Aung Bala was deeply thinking about the concept of love. She was also full of love. Words have passed. Letters have fallen. It will be over soon. There is a small town called Strathfield on the Avon River in England. In that town, the world-famous poet and literary giant Shakespeare was born. In that town, there is a museum that collects Shakespeare's house, Shakespeare's wife's house, the bed where Shakespeare was born, and everything from a kettle to a lighter.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThe country also built the Shakespeare Theatre in honor of Shakespeare. The Shakespeare Theatre only shows Shakespeare's plays.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e On that day...to be exact...195...October..., the play Romeo and Juliet was being performed at Shakespeare's Theatre.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThe world's greatest love story, the world's most beloved couple, Romeo and Juliet, are two young lovers who are separated by their parents' feud, but are reunited in death. The most famous dancers in England, who only dance Shakespeare's plays, performed the love story. When the play ended, all the audience left the theater with a heavy heart for the couple who loved them most.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eAung Bala, one of the spectators, also left the theater, thinking deeply about the profound nature of love.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e They came out with their heads down and collided head-on with each other at a bend.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThat someone... (as you might think) Saw, \u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eSaw is the girl I mentioned. She also came out of the theater, so the girl who was in love... looked beautiful... beautiful... (Oh, just read the paragraph about beauty that I wrote earlier.)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e“I'm sorry...” “I'm sorry. It's my fault.” “No, it's your fault. The play was so good that I just kept my head down.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e“It’s my fault, I came here because I was bored…” “No, my fault.” How could I blame such a beautiful girl? While Aung Bala and Aung Lay were having a wrestling match, Aung Lay’s friend took Aung Bala away. Aung Bala’s friend dragged Aung Bala away. Thus, they parted ways before the black horse could reach the field.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThe road is still not stopping, it is still happening.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e We visited Shakespeare's house, Mrs. Inhartaway's, about a mile from the theater on the edge of West Street.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e The thatched cottage, with its small thatched roof, is one of the most famous buildings in England, despite its small size.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThe house is famous not only for being the place where Shakespeare's love affair began, but also for the beauty of the house and the beautiful garden and grounds. | \u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eWhen they arrived at the house, Aung Bala's friend, along with the other visitors, followed the guide to where he was taking them.\u003c\/span\u003e | \u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eAung Bala, however, found the garden more pleasant than the house, and he wanted to think about the heroine in the play and the pretty girl he met outside the theater, so he went to sit under a pear tree in a corner of the garden and gazed at it.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\"Hello, we meet again\" \"Hello, we meet again\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e The girl came to Aung Bala under the small tree.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e “I looked out the window of my hut in the garden and saw you, and I came out on purpose.” | \u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eAlo ...did he come to Aung Bala? “You are more than that.” “I am Burmese.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eAung Bala enjoys talking to beautiful women. He is very talkative when talking to beautiful women. He not only listens to what the woman asks, but also continues to answer at length.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e“My name is Aung Bala. Burma was once a colony under the British Empire. It gained independence in 1948. It is one of the richest countries in the world. It produces gold, rice, and oil. Myanmar’s teak is the best in the world. The only place in the world that has a gem called ruby ​​is in Myanmar.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eAnd so on and so forth, Aung Bal describes the beauty of Burma. “My name is Ruth, and I am Ruth.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e Aung Bala didn't ask, but according to their polite custom, he told the boy his name.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e “Just... the name is cute. If you want to call it in Burmese, you should call it Yu. Yu is the Burmese word for youth, and Yuwa is the Burmese word for youth.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e“More than that, Mr. Aung Bala, oh... it's too long to call you, what's your name? How should I call you? Should I call you Mr. La?”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"No.. no.. no no, the name Mr. La doesn't sound good in Burmese. 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(Oh...what sounds are there left? If anyone hears them, please tell me. Oh...oh, there are also the sounds of gossip...\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eYes. I didn't hear it. It started to come to life, adorned with various sounds. My novel begins when the above-mentioned temple started to come to life.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eWell..when the school opened in 1953, we had to face this strange situation. The story goes like this, if we were to retell the story from the beginning, we lived in the two corner rooms on the left side of the middle staircase of the middle floor of one of the main buildings (there are six rooms in between, that is, the corner on the left and the corner on the right). If you look at the top of the middle staircase, it was the third room, and the room next to us, so there were only four rooms in total. (Oh, if the readers don’t understand, it must be because of my poor handwriting.) We were not many. There were only five of us. My brother and I lived in the corner room on the left side of the middle staircase. (The name Ko Labob is a bit strange, so I need to explain it. He got this name because he was very talkative and was known as \"Labob\" by his friends. \"Labob\" is not derived from the word \"laba\", so it is not a person who is rich, so I have to explain it because I am afraid that it will be found with three letters.) Maung Klong Kyaung means that he speaks and acts in a vulgar manner.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eIn the corner room, exactly 6 rows away from us, there is a visiting scholar from Kunchankon village (I will not deny that he wrote the Shwechangga in the poem written by Min Thuwan), called Alaungpapa, who is a poet. He is a person who has poetically removed the last letter of Alaungpapa's name and made it his own name, but he is not a relative. He is not a novice, but is still studying in the last year of the science course (if you are late in class, you think you have to sit in the last seat). He is a person who has memorized the Yatu poems of famous poets such as Shin Maharatthasara, Shin Mahathilawansa, Shin Uttama Kyaw, Shin Om Nyo, Adu Min Nyo, Navaday Gyi, Nat Shin Naung, and U Sa. Since no one has come to share the same room with him, he is still living alone.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThere is a prince who lives one room to the left of our room. He comes from a place rich in diamonds and is as handsome as the main character, Myint Aung, so we call him Ko Myint Aung. The comrade who is sitting next to us in the back row \u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eis easily remembered as “Ko Myint Pyone”. He is one of a kind. When he smiles, he is different from others. His smile is like the one his girlfriend would follow, like the one he follows. Hehehe... (Please be patient).\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eOh, so where is the story going, oh... it hasn't even started yet. Now, please be patient. The story has started. Here it is. When I moved to the monastery, the old comrades were already there, so I was sitting in the sun. The old man, Alaungpaya, was the one who moved to the upper floor this year, so he was quite friendly with us. However, because of Ko Labo, we soon became close to Alaungpaya.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eKo La Bo and Alaung Pagoda are the same age. Alaung Pagoda is the main character in this story, so let's learn a little about him. He is very scared. (If Alaung Pagoda knew about this, he would die of shame. I think he would be in the same place as the gods.) He is also very angry. (Oh, please be patient.) His attitude is poetic. However, when it comes to clothes, he wears a long-sleeved green shirt and a large red Bangkok long-sleeved shirt, and it's like he's partially submerged in a red dye. It's painful to say, hehe. Alaung Pagoda once had to stay in the bathroom for 7 days and 7 nights without urinating because there was a black ghost in it. He was so brave, knowing that he was so scared, we scared him and told him not to do anything, and this little story became a story.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eOne night, the five of us had a big talk in Alaungpaya’s room with green tea and roasted bean salad. We told him, “There is definitely a ghost in this room. Last year, a comrade of mine stayed in this room and woke up at night and saw a person sitting at the foot of the bed. He accidentally turned on the light and the window and door wouldn’t open. He suddenly disappeared. He couldn’t stay in this room anymore and had to move to another room. If you wake up at midnight, you will see a ghost sitting under the tree in front of the school building. There is a ghost in the bathroom of our dormitory. The small bridge connecting Thaton and Inwa dormitories was used as a morgue by the Japanese during the Japanese era. On moonless nights, you can often hear a loud scream from Inya Lake at around 1 am. We told him a mix of yes and no, until he was scared.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eYou can tell if he is scared or not by looking at his eyes. If his eyes are big and round and his eyebrows (not as thick as others. There are only one or two) are growing, you can tell that he is really scared. At about 11 o'clock, we went back to our room and he went to sleep. He begged me to let him sleep. But we said to him, \"Oh, you are so old, are you still scared? You are not a child. Go to sleep.\" His big eyes were like glass marbles, they were round. 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I'm scared because I'm haunted,\" we said, shivering and whimpering like a cat that has been doused in ice water in Pyatho.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"စိတ်ကူးချိုချိုစာပေ","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45540546740373,"sku":"","price":6650.0,"currency_code":"MMK","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0609\/9756\/6613\/files\/001_511973e9-f301-4cf1-a338-5223fc4c9403.jpg?v=1770806531"},{"product_id":"ကလောင်စုံ-အောက်မေ့ဖွယ်ဟာသ၀ထ္ထုများ၆","title":"Collection of Memorable Jokes (6)","description":"\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eOh, my dear.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e Little boy\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e Thin Khaing, the young man, was angry, thinking about the dream.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e Without including him, the young woman upstairs entered the dream.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e That's why he's angry.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eOther young men often dream of young women who are not very beautiful, even when they see them. Even when they do not dream of them, they do not dare to act in their minds. Why is this young man Ko Thin Khaing so angry because of the young woman who has just dreamed of him?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e Speaking of...\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e xxx\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eAbout ten days ago.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eIt was the day the tenants upstairs moved in with their friends. Ko Thin Khaing wanted to stay upstairs, but the tenants upstairs just introduced themselves to the landlord without telling him anything, so Ko Thin Khaing, who was also a tenant, had to suffer without saying anything.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eKo Thin Khaing was a young bachelor, about thirty years old, and a clerk in a government office. He ate his meals in a shop and lived alone on the ground floor. He was very religious, and he enjoyed fasting and praying with his rosary during the day. He was not a man who hated women, but he was a young bachelor because he was not interested in them. He had never been interested in women before, but that morning he became interested. But it was a bad interest.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThat morning was a partly cloudy, sunny morning, with a chance of thunderstorms in the afternoon, and occasional drizzle, as new tenants moved in upstairs.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThere weren't many tenants. There were only five of them: the old man and his mistress, a young woman about twenty-four years old, the mistress's nephew, a boy about ten years old, and a girl who was hired to be a maid in the house.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eKo Thin Khaing was not interested in the old man, nor in the old woman, nor in the boy and girl, but in the young woman. It was not a good interest.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eI saw Ko Thin Khaing as he entered the courtyard. He was tall and plump, wearing a large checkered shirt. His shoes were as high as two pairs of other people's shoes. He was carrying a thick book in his hand. He had red lipstick and dark glasses.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThe faces of young women who are dressed like this are usually as serene as the moon, but this young woman's face was as calm as the sound of a B-29 bomber about to drop its bombs. This was the look that Ko Thin Khaing saw the most.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e The whole body is visible.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e He could see the thick books in his hands more clearly.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThe most noticeable thing is the facial expression.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e When I heard the sound of the child climbing the stairs next door, it made my stomach rumble. If possible, I wanted to jump from the top of the stairs, kick my chest with my heel, and laugh as I fell down, clapping my hands. I don't know what kind of water it was.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eBut the child was not very strong on her feet. The entire upper floor was silent except for a few sounds until the next evening. The next evening, about forty or fifty children came and climbed upstairs.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e Soon\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"The sound of the water of the Kanson tree\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e The sound of \"fifty-fifty\" and\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\"The ignorant... the water frog... is... without intelligence...\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"Don't throw stones... they are ignorant,\" Ko Thin Khaing heard the mixed sounds of shouting and shouting.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e I started to hate the young woman upstairs even more.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"I won't be able to do it without a rosary.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eIt's not good, but it's bad, and he's still interested. That's why one evening, a boy of about twelve years old who was studying was befriended by Nyatapatay. \"Hey, kid, come here.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e The boy turned towards him instead of climbing the stairs. “What are you doing, uncle?” “What is your name?” “My name is Maung Maung Shwe, what is your name?”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eKo Thin Khaing was taken aback. He hadn't expected the boy to ask his name again, and when he asked it like that, he had to think about his own name again. Becoming friends with this boy was his biggest mistake. Young men knew that a talkative boy was the most terrifying thing in the world. But when they knew, they would always be afraid.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\"My name is Thin Khaing, and the attractive woman upstairs is a teacher.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"Oh, my dear, what a sight to behold. She's so cute. She must have fallen in love with you before long.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e Ko Thin Khaing frowned as if he was being insulted... \"I'm so blind.\" \"If you're blind, why do you want to know about the teacher?\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eHere, it seems as if Maung Maung Shwe Kaley has surpassed Ko Thin Khaing in human stature.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"I'm asking because I hate you so much.\" \"Is it love or hate?\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"That's long. Please answer my question.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"Yes, teacher. I teach at school, and I teach at night at home. My name is...\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"Okay, okay.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eMaung Maung Shwe smiled at Ko Thin Khaing and saw Ko Thin Khaing's bald head...\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e “Why is Uncle Chek bald?” “Oh, it’s because he doesn’t have hair.” “Teacher, you said he’s bald?”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e Ko Thin Khaing bit his lip.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eAt that moment, when he heard the teacher call out, \"Maung Maung Shwe,\" from upstairs, Maung Maung Shwe ran away from Ko Thin Khaing and ran upstairs.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e When I got to the teacher's house, she asked... \"What are you doing?\" \"He called me.\" \"What did you call me to do?\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThe teacher was also interested. Maung Maung Shwe was a very active boy, so if he repeated everything that Ko Thin Khaing said, the teacher would be angry, so he started acting out a story to please the teacher.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"စိတ်ကူးချိုချိုစာပေ","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45540545626261,"sku":"","price":6650.0,"currency_code":"MMK","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0609\/9756\/6613\/products\/1_37b5174b-8318-4558-a0b1-9b530b5125e8.jpg?v=1730225258"},{"product_id":"ကလောင်စုံ-အောက်မေ့ဖွယ်ဟာသ၀ထ္ထုများ၅","title":"Collection of Memorable Humorous Stories (5)","description":"\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eIf you see them, hide.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cem data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eSweet and sour\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e(1)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eAye Kyaw is a young editor at the “Myanmar Aung Lan” newspaper.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e The editor is not a person who is arrogant and stubborn like other editors, but a person who lives happily and cheerfully, in accordance with the motto \"Live happily, die happily.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eHe is doing his job as an editor because he loves it. The salary he gets is not enough for him at all. Every month, his parents in Mandalay support him. His parents have their own large looms in Mandalay and run a large textile shop.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eIn fact, Aye Kyaw could sit and eat his parents' food without doing any work and be content.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e However... however... he was unable to escape the hardships of life, and had to work as an editor in the great city of Yangon, suffering hardships.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eHe lived in a house on the riverbank, paying fifty baht a month plus food.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e One evening, I walked outside and ordered dinner at a Chinese restaurant.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eIt was the evening after-hours, so the shop where he was eating was crowded with people who had come to eat like him and people who had come to buy pork belly, roast duck, etc. for the housewives who had returned home. Among the Chinese restaurants in the open air, the Chinese restaurant in front of the Egg Milk Restaurant where he ate was famous and more crowded than the other restaurants. Because of the crowd, the beggars, both male and female, were also making noise, begging for leftover rice, leftover vegetables, and even small pieces of fish.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eEvery time Aye Kyaw came to that restaurant and ate, he would throw away the leftovers of his food to the beggars.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e Now that he has more food, he watches the beggars to give it to them.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThe place where he sat and ate was near the benches where the dishes and the grilled meat were placed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eAs he looked around to distribute the leftover food to the beggars, he saw a young boy of about six years old, dressed in dirty clothes, standing near him, holding a teacup.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eSo, Aye Kyaw, with a gesture of kindness, took the bowl from the child's hand without saying anything, and after he had eaten it, he poured out all the remaining roasted rice and other food...\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"Hmm. Hmm.. This... This.. What are you doing here..\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA woman's voice, speaking angrily from behind him, made Aye Kyaw turn around and see the beautiful young woman he had once fallen in love with.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"I'm just adding more dishes than I can finish... What does that have to do with you...\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eAye Kyaw spoke back to Pamar Ma Khant and Hla Pyo Phyu. The people eating around them and the Chinese people from the shop were staring at the two of them.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"I said shop... This valley is my valley... What do you think, why did you add your own dishes to this shop when I came and bought duck soup?\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThe young woman spoke up in a rather harsh tone, and Aye Kyaw realized the truth and left.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"Oh... I don't know... I'm a beggar.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"What... what... what did you say... you just called the man a beggar.. right?\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e The young woman was so angry that her skin was trembling and she asked Aye Kyaw..\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\"My dear.. I have never told you that I am a beggar, so don't take my words for granted.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e Aye Kyaw replied with a sneer, his lips pursed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"I'm not saying it out of spite, that's what you meant, isn't it?\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\"Ha.. This is just you making a big deal out of me. I really thought you were a beggar. And look at this kid's clothes, he's all tattered, I thought he was a beggar in my mind and did this.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\"Look, you're talking nonsense. Look at this child carefully... He's a beggar, his clothes are dirty, and I brought him a friend while he was playing. Don't talk about other people's children.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"If you don't want me to say this, I'll call you after you've dressed neatly. Now, your son's clothes.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\"What... what, your son is also a virgin, sir, this is not my son, don't talk to the kid next door about drinking.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e Aye Kyaw deliberately teased the young woman, knowing that she was a virgin. At that moment, a man stood up from his meal and approached the two of them.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\"Come on... let's be polite, don't fight over something that happened to each other by mistake.\" The man stepped in and tried to mediate, but the young woman said...\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"No... you're just talking about him because you don't know him. He didn't just hit me this once. He hit me like this when we met at the bakery before.. and now he's doing it on purpose.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eAt the end of the young woman's words, Kyaw laughed a little...\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"စိတ်ကူးချိုချိုစာပေ","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45540543922325,"sku":"","price":1800.0,"currency_code":"MMK","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0609\/9756\/6613\/products\/1_269674bf-d576-4ef7-b28c-41cdab46864b.jpg?v=1730225275"},{"product_id":"ကလောင်စုံ-အောက်မေ့ဖွယ်ဟာသ၀ထ္ထုများ၄","title":"Collection of Memorable Jokes (4)","description":"\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eMarital troubles\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e Yan Aung\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"If you encounter marital problems, it is bad for the couple. However, if you can capitalize on these marital problems and make a profit, it is good for the country and the people.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eI am not saying the above in a broad, sweeping manner. I am simply drawing from lessons learned through real practical analysis and study.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\"As the saying goes, 'many matters' are very large, but the responsibilities of marriage are very large. It is because of these many and varied matters that much trouble and suffering arise.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eIn marital problems, I do not want to consider only the cases of adultery, concubinage, and adultery as marital problems. Relationships, family, children, business, and financial problems are also good, and the lack of harmony between husband and wife, discomfort, illness, and death are all included in marital problems. For me, I had to divorce my first marriage because I did not behave properly, so is this separation from my wife and my beloved not also a marital problem?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eMy second wife, Manmanee, who was a young girl from a distant land, also died before my eyes, her face still young, and I had to go and look for her. Isn't that the fire of marital troubles that was so hot?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e My current wife, my maternal uncle, my cousin... my mother... my father's daughter... I'm very confused because of the anger.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eHowever... despite the marital troubles and the waves, I would like to highlight the good points.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eAbout 5 years ago, I was adrift at sea due to the turmoil of my marriage and spent 7 days in a small village called Htan Tabin, near Insein. I managed to write 7 articles and a long magazine story in one go. I wondered if there was a reason for being able to write so much in so few days. No, the reason is that I was able to work like a machine because of the flames of marital troubles. | I will show you some notable examples of this saying.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eI have heard that a great leader of our country, who has passed away, often had marital problems. I have heard that there were many times when he did not speak to his wife, and he did not love her, and he talked a lot.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eI heard that just a day before his death, he had a falling out with his landlady and had to go to sleep in another place. However, he left behind many things that he had created and carried out for the world of literature, art, music, and all kinds of knowledge. I say that although the marital crisis was bad for the person concerned, it was good for the country.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThe king of literature, Saya Pi Moe Ning, also experienced many marital troubles. Among the prominent examples of Saya Pi Moe Ning's marital troubles, the eldest son, Orasa Kyaw Soe, was killed by someone else's hand, leaving Pi Moe Ning homeless. After that, Kyaw Soe's mother became blind and miserable. That's not all. Saya Pi Moe Ning also had eternal suffering. That eternal suffering was due to the constant worry about making a living. In the midst of all these troubles, it is worth considering whether he could write continuously because of the suffering.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eTake a look at some of the most famous marriage problems from around the world.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e American President Lincoln is said to have been a man who always had marital problems and was looking for a home.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eOne can only imagine what a troubled homemaker Lincoln was, considering that a personal historian wrote, “Lincoln never had a single happy day in his twenty years of married life.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eLincoln also wrote the following in a letter to a friend:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e“Of all the suffering beings in this world, I am the most miserable. If the suffering that arises in my heart were to be distributed equally among all human beings, I believe that not a single person in this world would be happy. I do not want to live this life anymore. It is better to die than to live…”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eBased on Lincoln's letter above, one can imagine the marital difficulties he was experiencing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eAnd that's not all. An eyewitness to Lincoln's ordeal once said, \"Once, in the midst of a great audience... I don't want to tell you. Our great President was offered a bowl of hot tea by his wife... Our President never looked so happy, even when he said his bedtime prayer...\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eEveryone knows that there are many details about the efforts of President Lincoln, who suffered so much from this hellish marital misery.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"စိတ်ကူးချိုချိုစာပေ","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45540542087317,"sku":"","price":2520.0,"currency_code":"MMK","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0609\/9756\/6613\/products\/1_d91d4310-7a61-43e0-ac69-cad1408debe3.jpg?v=1730225296"},{"product_id":"ကလောင်စုံ-အောက်မေ့ဖွယ်ဟာသ၀ထ္ထုများ၃","title":"Collection of Memorable Jokes (3)","description":"\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eFree donkey, big prison?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eReturn to prison, Thakado\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eNow, I hear that Maung Tha Ka Do, a Burmese man, is very thin and has a big head. This is because he is the \"last person to be released from prison\" in this great Republic of the Union.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eCool....\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eHe is the latest and freshest of the many prisons that have emerged from this country, with a wide, wide-open back and a wide-open back\u003c\/span\u003e . That's good.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp\u003eThat Burmese man named Thakado, who used to write widely in this country, and he was imprisoned for his crimes against the government, and we all know it. Yes. Thakado was imprisoned for discrediting the government under Section 124 (A). When he came out of prison, Thakado wrote a lot about women who were good men and women. What are women? He said that the pain was very severe, and that George Jackna also said that there was no medicine for these girls, and that they were very difficult. After he came out of prison, he wrote about women with great courage and enthusiasm. He also remembered that he had a chicken at home, Even the polite Mi Tin Aye and the pot-bellied ones were boycotted. Here, Doe said, “Hey, come on, I’m brave. Because I’m brave, I’m a brave man, and I dare to write about women in a way that makes me laugh. In the future, I’ll continue to write about you and me. I’m not afraid of what will happen. Hey… I don’t remember that the law against disrespecting women has not been introduced in Burma yet.” (Aung Mae Ma’s calculations are not bad either).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp\u003eHe said that he still had a lot of work to do after being released from prison, and that he was the last person to be released from prison in Burma, and that he wanted to win over the people who were trying to \"speak about prison\" and ask questions, and that his own people were able to expand their influence in this country. Good.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e         \u003c\/strong\u003eOne day, a friend came to my house to ask about prison knowledge, prison experiences, prison issues, and he said that it was a taste of the truth. Let's say it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e The door is open for volunteers, prison training... Now.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e Thakado often brags about his imprisonment, saying things like \"Howdy, that's it...\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp\u003eDoe said, \"Hey... what's the point? Back then, every modern person joined the F-P-L, and every modern person took a concubine... Now, every modern person goes to prison... what's the point? Remember?\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp\u003eWell... if the government doesn't hear it, then everyone who hears it, good or bad, will say things that are so clear that you can almost see the ring on your wrist.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e Doe always asks the young people and trainees who come to his house to ask about the prison knowledge that is abundant in his house...\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp\u003e“Hey, comrades, you have to have prison knowledge and prison education. No one in this world can guarantee that you will not go to prison for life, even if you are a criminal. Not even Indra, not even Eisenhower, not even the President can guarantee that…”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e \"Oh... that's right,\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e The students who had studied under Thakado supported him.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp\u003e\"Aye... So, prison education, prison education is a bad name, it's a kind of skill that every young man should learn. Try to learn it... there's no loss.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp\u003eTha Doe, whenever I asked about the prison, said that Lin Ryn was already doing free charity classes, and it was like opening a private prison tuition (or) a free prison education school in his house. Aye... that's good.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp\u003eSome people are not satisfied with everything they have eaten, swallowed, and swallowed before, so if an accident happens in this era, they are prepared to read at least 7th grade science textbooks and prepare for it in advance.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp\u003eSome people come and ask about the science of the prison system one by one, and they take the science of the prison system one grade after another, and they take the science of the prison system one grade after another. Some people come and ask about the science of the prison system for three or four days in a row, and there are some who study the science of the prison system from the beginning to the end of the university. These people seem to be related to each other, and they are not clear.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp\u003eBut for Doe, no one was willing to teach him prison education. Doe also spent some time in the famous “Bar Lane Prison”. “I have also endured prison confinement, I have endured. “I have also experienced the taste of prison life, I have also experienced the ‘prison hard labor’ camp, I have also endured. So, Doe spent his life in prison, in the prison world, even if he did not pass the prison BA level in prison education, he could say that he had passed the “prison teacher class” and passed the hard labor class.. Aye ....\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp\u003e“Comrades.... remember.... remember, there are many things in the world that are not right. Watermelon and duck eggs, Nuttin and Swe Nyein, plain cake and sauce, prisoners and milk, quail eggs.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e “Sir,” asked one of the confused students. “Oh, that’s very important… I remember… I never had a problem with meat, eggs, or milk.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e \"Ah......\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp\u003e“It’s very important... A young MP who drank eggs without realizing it after becoming a prisoner... A young lady who had met a prisoner with quail eggs... “I’m allergic to quail eggs, prisoners, and milk.” This is how far Thakado’s charitable course has progressed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp\u003e“Prison is like living in a stepfather’s house… like living with a stepmother… Sometimes, it’s like living in a mother-in-law’s house… You have to stand up to the authority like a mother-in-law. If you steal later, you’ll be punished for it… Well… prison guards are a lot like being in a brother-in-law’s house… When you can get together, you can be a brother-in-law, you know.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e \"Yes...\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp\u003e\"The main thing in prison is the relationship with the prison authorities and guards. First of all, the life situation of a prisoner is different from what they think and call him... Remember... all the women in the world that a prisoner meets are very beautiful... Don't believe me. I saw this myself...\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e \"Spontaneously..\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp\u003e\"That's true, my friend.. In the eyes of a prisoner, every woman is so beautiful. Strange, strange... Don't forget... Even the eyes, the curves, the curves, the curves, they make me think of the goddess... Really...\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e \"Your Holiness..\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp\u003eFor outsiders, this is just a little bit of a slur. But for prisoners, that word means more than just a little bit of a slur. If all of them are true, they would think they were a little bit of a slur. (Don't believe me, if you don't believe me, you'll know when you're in prison.) 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He wanted to tell me to do a “Wazi Kai” at a football match.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\"Wazikai\" is a word used in the village of Kokgalei. It is a person who plays the \"C\" and plays the \"Visi\" (a musical instrument). (This is the title of the song)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e Soon, I put on the t-shirt and shorts I wore when I played football at university, then put on the green rowing team jersey, and climbed into the waiting cart.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003ePhoebe grabbed the stick, gear number 1, and the cows started to struggle. Then he hit the stick hard and the cart went very fast. These are gears number 2 and 3.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eWhile the cart was going, Phoe Ba said, “Hey, big guy... what are you doing? Don’t act like a palace official... I’ll go this far... Aung Mae, what about that big guy over there... what are you doing? Did you see the little girl on the side of the road? Don’t do this... Tell me what you like... I’ll buy it now and take it home,” and he raised the pole and pointedly pointed it out. The cows, who knew how to obey, started to scold him.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eMemorable Humorous Stories In Yangon, we are used to the smell of gasoline fumes coming from cars, but at that time we had to settle for the smell of cow dung. Where in the countryside could we smell gasoline? We had to be content with the smell of the forest.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e Soon, the Gona car stopped and upon asking, he learned that he had arrived at the village of Kaw Gali.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThere were quite a few people waiting to see what kind of creature the university had heard that \"Wazi Kai\" was coming. 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The feast was over and he was full, so he just had to go to the football field. He was going to be a policeman.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eAlthough not as famous as “Win ​​Than” and “Win ​​Sein” from the Kyawkasan horse racing ground in Yangon, “Kuk Ni” and “Assalima” who was considered the best in the village of Mangyepin had already arrived. The prince, having overcome his heavy body, climbed onto the horse and set off with his followers, arriving at the football field at about 12 o’clock in the afternoon. The sun was scorching hot.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eI don't know where I heard the news. \u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThere were about 500 people waiting at the football field. Old men, old women, young men,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThere are many sons and mothers. (The football field is not like a B-A-A field. It is strange and remarkable. 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However, Kung Le, the companion of the Khul River, did not usually come to help at this time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThe sun gathers its heat and pours it down on the surface of the river. The river can't stand it any longer. It reflects the rays that fall on its face back to the sun. While the sun and the river are in opposition, the water vapor that is the shield rises to the sky.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eIn the fields, the water vapor rises in a shadow. In the Khul River, the water vapor also rises in a shadow. Along the banks of the Khul River, small forests are lined up in a row. The forests are either dhan forests, sambar forests, kanasa forests, or a mixture of all these plants. The forests are like the backdrop of the steam rising from the Khul River. The backdrop follows the nature of the steam rising in a shadow, and it also acts as if it is rising in a shadow. But it cannot actually rise. 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Buddha Su, originally, I did not think of taking this kind of wife. When he passed his BA at Yangon College, his parents placed him with a person from his native land who was not related to him. At that time, if he passed his BA, he was said to be the mayor. .. Therefore, the fathers of the daughters used to represent their daughters in courting those who passed their BA. - The father of the mayor, the white-haired broker, was worried about this situation. With the policy of not letting his son go to other people's communities, the parents invited the city mayor to marry the woman they liked and the city mayor. He had to follow his parents' wishes and take the woman he gave, but his son was not safe for two years. In this way, he took a wife and became the city mayor when he had a child.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThen the matter of moving from one village to another arose. 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He had no idea where he was going, and since he left the house, his body had been following wherever his feet took him. His feet, like a reined horse, were pulling him towards the shore. He had been walking like this for many nights.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e“Hey.. Maung Thet Tin, I want to use your room tonight. Heh.. heh... heh.. I’ll be back after the 6:30pm show. So if it’s only 9pm, you can leave. Leave the room key in the usual place, okay?”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e Before leaving the office in the evening, the company's managing director, U Ba Ni, called me to his office and said, \"Yes,\" because he had orders.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e“Rob... Rob.. you take 20 bucks, we can stay all night, you can sleep in the sun.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"No problem, I have it.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\"Oh... don't try it yourself, just take it.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eU Bani continued to insist on giving me two ten-ton bills, but I accepted it without denying it. Similarly, there were many times when I had to allow the use of the room by senior executives, including U Bani, the company directors, and their acquaintances and well-wishers.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\"This one is special. What kind of hotels outside of here would take him to? It doesn't match his status, my dear, heh...heh...\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e Even U Bani's tone of voice made it hard for him to accept, even harder to get angry.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eSometimes, Ko Thet Tin felt sorry for his life. As his boss said, he was working for a company and no matter how hard it was to do the work, he felt that having to comply with the whims of the big bosses to get to this point was damaging to his morals. So, when he felt bad, he thought about giving up the apartment he had received from the government-owned public housing department and moving to a more suitable house.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eHowever, due to his desire to be independent and his living conditions, which require him to read whenever he has free time, he is reluctant to give up his apartment.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eIt was the time when politicians were in the limelight, and thanks to the support of a childhood friend who was growing up, Ko Thet Tin, who could not afford to lose his apartment, was able to get it. For a single person living alone in the golden city of Yangon, even having a clean apartment to live in was a huge blessing. Therefore, Ko Thet Tin, a single bachelor, was always a victim of the greedy elders. Sometimes, not only at night, but even on Sundays, he had to avoid the afternoon.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003ePeople like U Bani are the kind of people who are called \"old ghosts\". I have often seen U Bani's wife in the company. She is a beautiful woman with a beautiful appearance, a well-developed body, and a beautiful and honest woman. Having such a lovely wife, I feel angry and disgusted with those greedy people who, like an old cow, spend money on everything that is beautiful and beautiful outside, like a cow that loves grass. However, since I am my own employer, I don't dare to say anything.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eAfter passing his matriculation examination, Ko Thet Tin joined U Bani's 'Shwe Pyi Ngwe Pyi' company as a clerk, while continuing his studies at Thetgyi University. Within three years of joining the company, Ko Thet Tin was promoted to branch clerk and had already passed the Math (B) exam. Now, he is studying hard to take the Math (A) exam.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eKo Thet Tin, who has no family, comes to Yangon to work, earn a living, and study. Both of his parents died when he was young, but he passed grade 10 thanks to the care and support of his uncle. After passing grade 10, he left the shadow of his uncle in the village and is just a person struggling to make ends meet.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eKo Thet Tin sat on the Pansodan Port Bridge, looking at the large ships in the middle of the river, lost in thought. Ko Thet Tin, who was approaching the end of his life, had never had a single female lover in his life. He was a smooth-talking and handsome man, so girls were always eager to be friends with him, but due to his unsettled life, he had never made any progress in his relationship. In addition, he was calm because he did not have enough time to spend on a romantic relationship.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eEven then, he didn't know how to treat Ma Khin Wai. Sometimes he would examine himself. It was true that he had developed a strong attachment to Ma Khin Wai. Similarly, there were reasons to believe that Ma Khin Wai had a strong attachment to him. He dared not ask himself if he was in love with Ma Khin Wai. He would say that he was. However, since he did not know what love was and how intense it was, and had never felt it, he did not think that this love was enough to express to Ma Khin Wai. In other words, his love was just beginning to sprout, and he had not yet found the courage to express it to Ma Khin Wai.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eI got to know Ma Khin Wai since I started working at the “Shwe Pyi Ngwe Pyi” company. Ma Khin Wai was the company’s typewriter. She had attended a Burmese typewriter training course and was working as a typewriter to support her elderly mother and younger brother. Her older brother was a sergeant clerk in an army office and was separated from his family, so he could only take care of Ma Khin Wai from a distance. Ma Khin Wai had to spend whatever she could earn to send her three children to school.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eMa Khin Wai and Ko Thet Tin's desks are close together in the office. Ko Thet Tin, who usually goes out to eat during his lunch break, would often come back from lunch and see Ma Khin Wai, who would bring him a can of coffee instead of eating it, leaving a cup of coffee for him.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\"Mother Wai said... you're looking for trouble, I just brought you something to eat, please... Mother Wai, drink it.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e “I’ve already had my drink, Ko Thet Tin. I brought some extra juice from home and left it for Ko Thet Tin. What… Do you not want to drink what Ma Khin Wai made, right?”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e“Hey, why wouldn’t you want to drink, Ma Khin Wai? At Ma Khin Wai, you can eat coffee and cake all day long without eating. Where do I get the shares?”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"I'm a young lady, I used to eat breakfast before leaving the house. When I come back in the evening, my mother has already cooked it for me, I just have to eat it. I'm not like you who don't have a house or a yard.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\"Ah... the little dancers are fighting.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e Ko Thet Tin spoke in a sad voice, causing Ma Khin Wai's eyes to fall.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"Oh.. oh.. I didn't mean it like that, Ko Thet Tin, don't be angry.\"\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e          \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\" \u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eI told you that I was so upset about Ko Thet Tin living alone, without any friends or family. Oh, oh...\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e Ma Khin Wai apologized in a low voice, making Ko Thet Tin feel sad.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"No need, Ma Khin Wai. I know what Ma Khin Wai means by that. I'm just teasing you. Now... are you done with the letters you were typing this morning?\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eWhen Ko Thet Tin changed the subject to work, Ma Khin Wai's face became fresh and cheerful. In this way, for almost three years, Ma Khin Wai and Ko Thet Tin's relationship did not progress or decline. In Ma Khin Wai's office, most of the clerks were from their own families and were older, while Ma Khin Wai and Ko Thet Tin were young. Therefore, no one in the entire office complained or resented Ma Khin Wai's relationship, but they were all focused on their own work. Ma Khin Wai would type all day long, and only occasionally would seniors such as the Managing Director U Bani come to their office when they had business. It was U Bani who often called Ma Khin Wai to deliver, receive, and dictate letters.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eKo Thet Tin must admit that Ma Khin Wai's encouragement was also a big factor in his success in passing the Thet Gyi University entrance exam (B). Ma Khin Wai was very interested in Ko Thet Tin's academic pursuits and always asked him carefully about his current situation and which subjects he was lacking in, and encouraged him. As the exam day approached, Ma Khin Wai would look at Ko Thet Tin with compassion as he would come to the office with his eyes wide open, sleep-deprived, and tired eyes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\"Oh... it's not coffee today, Ma Khin Wai, what's wrong?\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"စိတ်ကူးချိုချိုစာပေ","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45550490288277,"sku":"","price":3600.0,"currency_code":"MMK","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0609\/9756\/6613\/products\/1_8f430bd2-281d-404c-9c26-c571e8fc8694.jpg?v=1730237549"},{"product_id":"လင်းယုန်မောင်မောင်-ကမ္ဘာကျော်ပုဂ္ဂိုလ်ကြီးများ-ပြောင်ချက်နှင့်လှောင်ကွက်များ","title":"Lingyeon Maung Maung - Jokes and jokes of world famous people","description":"\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eDr. Martin Luther King Jr.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. was a well-known and prominent black leader throughout the United States. Although he was a black leader, his moral integrity and strong beliefs earned him the respect of white Americans, including the President of the United States himself.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eIn particular, he used nonviolent methods to fight against apartheid, which was overwhelmingly supported by black people and actively participated by white people.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThe US government has imposed restrictions on black people by banning them from restaurants and even banning black people from riding buses.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e Yes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eIn order to fight against the apartheid between black and white, Martin Luther King Jr. organized a movement to use non-violent methods, and black people followed Martin Luther King Jr.'s example.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e Because of Thakin's good speech, they all followed him without hesitation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eAt one point, black people were restricted from riding buses, and black people followed King's instructions to defy the restrictions in a subtle way.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eMeanwhile, a 72-year-old black woman protested by not taking the bus to the factory where she works, about a half-mile away, on her daily commute.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e She walked. A friend who couldn't bear to see the fatigue of her daily walk asked this question.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e“Big sister, aren’t you tired of walking back and forth every day instead of taking the bus to protest like this?”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eHere is how the 72-year-old woman responded, making history for the anti-apartheid movement. She replied, “I am tired. My legs hurt. But my spirit is not tired or hurt by walking like this.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e The Chinese dog that taught the Chinese people how to fight\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA long time ago, I had a dog that won the World Boxing Championship. The dog was a Chinese breed called a Shar Pei. It had a flat nose and was very ugly, like a bulldog. It had been bitten by other dogs in anger, and its back was covered with scars, and its body was very strong. “This type of dog, called a Shar Pei, is very famous in China for its defense and fighting ability. That is why I am an expert on dogs.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\"People always have scars on the backs of these dogs,\" Mike Tyson explained.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e If another dog bites him, he will suddenly turn around and bite back.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThe Tai San's fighting style in the boxing ring is similar to that of the Shar Pei dogs. Dodging the opponent's punches and returning them to the opponent, either close or from a distance, has made the Tai San famous in the boxing ring, and it can be said that this technique was borrowed from the Chinese Shar Pei dog breed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eComedian Maurice Chevalier\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e World-famous film comedian Morrissey Bellier went to a theater one day and met his friend, comedian Phil Tipperary, backstage.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\"Oh... I feel like I'm 20 years older,\" Morris muttered as he watched the beautiful girls dancing in the back of the theater. At this, his friend said, \"What's wrong, you're not. Tell me you want to be 20 years younger.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThe jokes and jokes of world famous people\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eHere, Maurice Chevalier, who was already 73 years old at the time, revealed the nature of his aging by saying, “I’m telling the truth, I really want to live another 20 years. Because if I live another 20 years, I’ll be over 90, so it wouldn’t be strange to see such beautiful girls.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eLincoln's friends\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e Once, an outspoken journalist named Kil Tinberg asked President Lincoln a question. “Mr. President, you have a way of speaking to your enemies gently and kindly, without destroying them. What is the reason for that?” she asked.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThen President Lincoln replied curtly: \"Madam, if I destroy my enemies, when will I ever be friends with them?\" The woman's mouth fell open.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e The rich man drowned.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003ePresident Franklin D. Roosevelt was a man who focused on the economic development of the United States. He always honored and encouraged the businessmen who were at the top of the American economy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eHere, one of President Roosevelt's sons married the daughter of a businessman named Judith. Judith was one of the top businessmen in America. The wedding of the president's son and the daughter of the richest man was a huge success. The large garden of the wealthy Judith was filled with thousands of guests and dignitaries who had come to support the wedding. While the wedding was being held, a sudden and unexpected downpour flooded the entire garden. The president, who was completely drenched in the rain, was greeted by his father-in-law, the wealthy Judith, clapping his hands and laughing loudly, making the entire audience forget their own presence. The old man Ju Mong stepped forward and shouted and laughed, \"That's what the rich man said when he was about to drown.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eIt's on the bottom floor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e Bob the Clown, a movie star, often tells humorous stories. The stories he tells are not only absurd but also entertaining to everyone who hears them. 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I want to take a bath and drink some bitter tea. So I sat at the writing table and looked at my younger brother who was not far away.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e “Maung Kyi Win... go buy some tea for my brother.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e “Ha.. Brother Swe, I have an exam coming up, so please let Amarky go.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eAma Kyi is our younger sister.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"So you just ask me to call you, Rob... come here and get the money.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e At that moment, a young man entered...\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"Hmm. Hmm, the executive meeting invitation is back.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e I asked the young writer who came to me.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e“No problem,” he said, taking a piece of paper out of his bag and asking me to sign the invitation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e I opened the pen..\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\"My dear, I only nominated myself this year to become a minister. I'm still getting robbed. I can't calm down. I have to attend meetings twice a week. What's wrong with you, the Ngwe Udaw group, not trusting me?\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e“I don’t know, I’ll read it,” he said, and left. When I opened the invitation and read it, it was still today. It was 3 pm. “Well.. it’s almost 2 o’clock now.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"What's so important, let's invite them so close?\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eWhen I saw the invitation, I was so happy that I had to be careful not to jump up from my seat.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e Because..\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"To discuss the matter of going on a trip.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eHehe... Where are you going? Shan State is so luxurious. I've heard that Shan girls' cheeks are red as if they've been bitten by ants. After drinking milk, they wash their faces first.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e As I thought about this and that, I stood up from my seat, grabbed the invitation, and went to my (Godmother) who was drinking coffee at the dining table...\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\"Nani, we're going on a trip.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e If I'm happy, he's happy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"Oh... that's good, where are you going?\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"I don't know yet, I have to go to an executive meeting, it's 3 o'clock, so I'll have to hurry up.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eI took a quick shower. And when I changed, I put on long pants so I could walk briskly. I even put on a stylish tie.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e“Well… I went both times, when I went to Mandalay and when I went to Myitkyina, so are you saying please be patient this time? I can’t stand it like this. Every time I get the chance to travel, I tell the executive committee that if I don’t go, I will resign.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e When we arrived at the clubhouse, there were already many people there.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\"Well... if that's the case, then you're very diligent. For other matters, we usually make an appointment for 3 hours and arrive after 4 hours.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e Linyun Phoe Ban Maw Tin Aung was waiting for me. But I was afraid that I would not be able to go on a trip, so as usual...\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\"Come when I want to come, so I can talk to you, you're my wife,\" without using any of the usual tricks, just keep your face soft and gentle.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e “So, Ko Tin Aung... I'm a young man who wants to travel and write a novel. Ah, hey, I'm a cigarette smoker.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e I had to give up a cigarette to get one vote.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\"Ah... Teacher Shwe Peinthaung, are you okay?\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e I also had to coax the newly arrived editor of Myanmar Light.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"Now... everyone is here, let's start the meeting.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e If she had to travel, her older sister, Janay Jo, who was also a great-grandmother, would call for her, and they would all gather.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\"The reason for calling an emergency executive meeting is none other than to arrange a large rocket for the writers' club to send four people to the moon.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"What... what, where to go?\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e I interrupted.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\"Moon, I'm planning a big rocket for four people to go to the moon. So I'm calling a meeting to choose who will go.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e “I propose to Sayar Thawtar Swe”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e Phoe Ban Maw Tin Aung stood up, holding the cigarette I had given him, and I quickly stood up.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\"Hey...Hey, comrade, be patient, it's a big deal, you don't know where the tent will crash or where it will die.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"... If my people have to travel, they should go wherever they want,\" Phoe Than Swe replied...\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e “Hey.. Japura, try to stay calm. I was talking about Kachin State and Shan State, and they said they were going to the moon with a big rocket. You go.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e“I am nominating Saya Min Aung, winner of the Moe Aot Thanein Award.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e U Marga stood up and said, and Teacher Min Aung also quickly stood up from his seat and...\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e “Amen... don't do this to me, Teacher Maga. You were the first to reach Mandalay and then Myitkyina, so go to the moon with a rocket.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\"Well... so I propose to Myint Swe, the husband of women who secretly gave birth to children as single fathers.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e Ko Hla Aung of the translation department did the same, while Ko Myint Swe, who was playing with the name of the young man's father in the Lingyun Journal, did not get up from his seat, but calmly took the short cigar out of his mouth and...\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\"Don't bother me, just stay calm. I'm just upset that you didn't get to meet me, so let's go.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e I jumped up from my seat and slammed the table with the heel of my hand.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"But, my dear, it would be better if you didn't mention my name.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e I'm angry and I'm speechless.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e However, Chairman Dagon Tara...\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\"Are you saying that you are the only one who is angry? Are you saying that only the journalists and the reporters' association went to Panglong and the writers' association was not there?\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e“The chairman... Please think about what Chairman Pipi said. What right do we have to say that we are “displeased” with the fact that we were not invited to Panglong? I can only say that I am sad and crying because the Writers’ Association of Shan State was not invited.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"Now..now, come on, don't be long and sit down.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eTeacher Shwe Pein Thaung stood up from his seat, interrupted me, and...\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"In this case of going to the moon with this rocket, it's not going to be a case of him going and me going. No one wants to go. To be honest, I don't want to go either. So instead of pushing each other to get the job done, we'll have to think about who should go and who should go.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\"That's right.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e Min Aung got up and drove back...\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e “What kind of people should go? People who have taken advantage of opportunities to go to Mandalay and Myitkyina first.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e “Hey.. hey Po Min Aung”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e Having been through both the Mandalay and Manaw games, I quickly stood up and...\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\"People who have to go twice like this should take a break because they are tired of traveling and have lost their jobs.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e Shwe Pein Thaung pointed at me with a small smile... \"Hey.. hey Thawtar Swe, don't be a fool, what you said is true.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e“Well... so if there are people who have been there twice, there are me, Janejo Mamalay, and Dagontara. I can’t go to this month in any way. Well... only those two people asked.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"Here you are... I am a woman.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e What my older sister Jane Jo did, Than Swe Japu...\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\"Wow.. What kind of woman is this? Back then, I didn't know what to do with my heart, I just wanted to live...\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"This is how it is.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eBig sister Jane Jo spread her hands in her usual manner (the Dagons were big men at the last meeting, and she had to admit, “I think Daw Tin Hlaing is a good listener”) and was about to scatter the air, when this shadowy, golden-haired man stood up and said...\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e“Now... Daw Tin Hlaing, please leave the reason for a moment, let Chairman Dagon Tara speak.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e The gargoyle stood up from his seat, a little dizzy...\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"So in this case, as you can see, I'm not a very good person, and I still have to do cooperative things for the team.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e“Aung Mar... Aung Mar, I don’t even remember when I went to Mandalay and Manaw Festival.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e Ko Hla Aung got up and started blowing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e Teacher Shwe Pein Thaung got up and said again..\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"Well... so in short, there are four people on this rocket, so the only thing left to do is find three of you and one more person to go.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\"Oh.. Teacher Chombaeng Baung,\" I got up from my seat and...\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"Well... what's the point of us not wanting to go here, Chairman?\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e Turn to Tara..\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"We can't go on this rocket, so we'll give up this trip. Let other people go if they want to.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"Ha..what will happen to this, Ko Thawtar Swe?\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e“Now... I'll hand over the reporter and the journalist team, so that Mr. Chatterjee, who recently returned from India, U Ba Than, and Mr. Tok Gyi, who are the fuel workers, can join us.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"Will they accept it? They'll be like you.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e The great Bhamo did it again...\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\"Well... so you're just leaving this big rocket for free, saying no one will go.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"Here, Ko Thawtar Swe... don't talk too much, is it okay to do this to something that we have spent a lot of money on for our team?\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"Now... Now, this is about not being able to finish,\" Teacher Maga stood up... \"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\"If we don't talk about this committee meeting, we'll have to call everyone together and discuss it, and then the people who will go will show up.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"Uh... that's right, then let's send a rocket at the people who are trying to take down our group.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e Min Aung said. Here is Dagon Tara...\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\"So... everyone has agreed to call Masamit.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"What are we going to do differently? It's not just a committee anymore.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eIn the history of writers, these two movements were unprecedented. Since I was the executive of the association, I was worried about when I would have to go to a general meeting and when I would have to speak out against the opposition. So I had to carry sandbags at home and wear pants when I went to meetings. Today, I was especially careful about refusing to go to the moon. I even had to wear a thick, tight-fitting shirt underneath.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"စိတ်ကူးချိုချိုစာပေ","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45541910806677,"sku":"","price":8550.0,"currency_code":"MMK","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0609\/9756\/6613\/products\/1_1410317f-af74-46f7-8d94-6034f7a64a4c.jpg?v=1730244544"},{"product_id":"သော်တာဆွေ-ဂေါ်ဋီကာ","title":"Thawtar Swe - Gautika","description":"\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e Master of the Govt., Thawtar Swe\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e Gao is giving training.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n \u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eNo. 49, Katthi Katt Road,\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e New Year's Eve (Wednesday)\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e Yangon.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e Telephone number: 75, telegram number: तास्वी \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eHappy birthday to the beautiful girl\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eMay your life be smooth and happy. In our Burmese language, there is a saying that a teacher can teach you how to cook fish paste and chili paste. I want to teach you how to cook. The English way, the Burmese way, the Kachin way (“I know that you love me,” the old Karen way (“Apo Lay Thug … the forest spirit catches you there. Nga Tae Dol, two-legged … tied, I know that you are twenty years old … far away,” the old Karen way. The Northern Shan way, where you can sing and dance, the Southern Shan way, where you can dance and dance, the In Thar way, where you can meet alone at a girl’s house at night and exchange words and secrets (in the Southern Shan state), the Palaung way, where you can ride a horse up and down the tea mountain, The southern Rakhine way, where you can make love while having sex at night, the golden-man-gou way, where you can praise the golden anklets the moment you see them, the Maymyo-gou way, where you can ride in a jeep in a military uniform\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eIn addition to the local tourist attractions such as the Mogok Moe Kaung Thu who pretends to be a stone merchant, the Shwe Myaing Thu who is praised as \"a great drinker\" as they say in Yangon, Mandalay, and Mawlamyine, there are also the tobacconist attractions in Yangon, the tailor's, the fabric store's, the grocery store's, the shop clerk's, the lottery clerk's, the local people's attractions, the student's attractions, the college student's attractions, the nurse's attractions, the writer's attractions, the poet's attractions, and the hidden rich woman's attractions that her parents will pay for. (Hmm... what's left, ah... there's more) Come and seek the help of a teacher who has studied and mastered various martial arts techniques, such as the martial arts of Than Swe, who made me cry. Take the martial arts training. If you don't follow the teacher's instructions and stick to them, the teacher will be very brave. Take the teacher's sister away immediately. Hmm... is there still an advertiser in the world who is so brave? (After all, it's important to get people to your school first.) Oh my God. Let me help you. Come. I'll be waiting for you. (Oh my... I can't be shy.)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eNote: The number of students is limited. More than the number of applicants will not be accepted.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e No entrance fee, just a big bottle of rum or whiskey.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e A small bottle of daily gold.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e The course is based on your basic level of English. You should not be shy about sharing your experiences.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e Time to see the teacher.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e6 am to 6 pm.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e 6 pm to 6 am.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e You can only see these two times a day. The teacher is very busy and has limited time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e Note: If you don't find the teacher at home, follow him to the roadside pub.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eYoung and old, left and right handed, welcome. But you must have a certificate of honor. This is nothing else. It is the manager's signature that both bars are open to credit at any time. (Remember, this is the most important thing.)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e (Picture) Thawtar Swe\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eMaster of magic\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eI am the son and disciple of Master Maha Swe, and as I grew older, I started drinking more and more. However, since I could not afford to drink with the monthly fee I received for writing novels, I became a self-employed person and, as my elder sister Khin Myo Chit advised, I wrote an advertisement saying, \"Show me or not.\" I hung the sign I mentioned at the beginning of my drink without any shame at all. On the third day...\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e“Oh... U Thawta Swe... Is U Thawta Swe there?”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eIt was about 9 am. But I hadn't woken up yet. I was thinking about the balance I had calculated with the Chinese abacus at the pub the night before. I was hesitating whether to take another pint and a half of roast duck, when I heard the above call and made a noise at the back of my head...\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e“Hey...Phoe Kyi, Phoe Mya Than, Phoe Aung Lin? What's the matter, why are you so early? Why don't you preach the New Testament? Than Tin, why didn't you invite me? Come... come... let's go up to the roof.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e You probably already know that they are communist novelists. When they arrived at the house, Aung Lin, who was the most active and the most cunning among them, said...\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\"It's not a literary issue, it's a rhetoric issue.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"For whom?\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"Hey, big flying tiger\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e Pointing to Mya Than with her big, round glasses, which were about a finger's length away...\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e “Oh... did Ko Mya Than change his pen name? Socialist Ko Ba Swe is a tiger, and you are a flying tiger, so you are one step ahead of him.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e Even Aung Lin...\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\"I didn't change my pen name. I got this name by chance after being left behind at a party. Well... I'll explain this later. Now, we're here to enroll him in school. Can you accept it?\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e “This is the same rule as in my advertisement.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eHe said with a tone of \"I'm a friend, but I can't give up.\" At this point, Aung Lin, who was a bit of a nerd, said, \"Now... let's try the flying tiger,\" and a large bottle of White Label Whiskey Quadruple appeared from Mya Than's bag.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eI held out my hand and gave the blue robe to Rabi, who was very happy. I got up from bed and didn't even wash my face, but I swallowed the saliva that had become wet and...\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"Well... that's right, what about the two other bars that have a letter of recommendation saying they can get credit at any time?\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e Aung Lin pulled out two pieces of paper from Mya Than's shirt pocket...\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e“This is the signature of Akew, the shop in front of the roundabout at the top of Myayni Hill. This is the signature of Ayan, the noodle shop on the corner of Shan and Maupin Streets.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eI looked at the two pieces of paper carefully and said... \"Well... yes, I know the Aang and Aang of these shops very well. I used to sing, \"We give people bottles to get drunk, Aang, we give them everything they want in debt.\" Now... so tell me your father's name, age, and address, and I'll register you as a student at once.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eAfter I wrote down what Mya Than said in the receipt book...\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"Now... since I have to teach as a teacher and student, I need to know the basic skills of the student. Tell me honestly, how much education have you had? Have you ever been to university?\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"I passed my BA\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\"Oh... Good..., usually girls just drool over the last degree.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"After that... I also took a communist course.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e Maung Kyilyn came in and supported me...\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\"Well... that's good, but I'm afraid that some children will read the book carelessly and become like the children who are always calling themselves communists, which is a kind of human error.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eAung Lin: \"It can't be... I attended the course from beginning to end. Rest assured. I have become a communist. I am full of the culture, nobility, and vision of a true communist.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e“So, okay, after that... I have to ask you something I know. In the press release from Sadhu, it was written that Mya Than and Kyi Kyi were Tara’s followers and henchmen. Is that true? Tell me clearly.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e Kyi and Mya Than looked at each other. After a while, Aung Lin...\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e“This is how it is, if Sadhu were to write, it would be something to write about. In fact, at first they thought they were in agreement with Tara and collaborated. They wrote for Tara’s magazine. When Tatto criticized Tara, Tara’s side helped them by saying that they were on their own side. Later, Tara’s new literature was only a direct translation of English words such as Naked Beauty, Ragged Gold, and Mainstream, which were new and not new in any way, so some people didn’t understand them, and they parted ways with Tara. Now, Tara and I have nothing to do with literature. The new literature we mean prioritizes the “material” of the content rather than the “style” of writing, and is the side of the people of the country.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eI cut...\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e “Now... okay, Ko Aung Lin, I’m not asking you to preach the New Testament. I’m just asking you to give Mya Than a lesson in theology, so I can find out how you got involved with Tara.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"Wait, what does this have to do with giving Gow training and being involved with Tara?\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\"What about you, Ko Aung Lin? What about you, I'll tell you. I know Tara well. This guy can be very tricky when it comes to social issues. Now... I'll have to ask him.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"You can't deny that Maung Mya Than once had a close relationship with Tara.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"Yes, I must admit that.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e“Now... don’t argue, I’ll tell you the truth. Tara’s bad habits are spreading to Maung Mya Than. I know it when I see his face. You can imagine how bad habits are a serious obstacle to the success of the Manusha Gogganization. Look, Than Swe, because of his bad habits, he has been left behind in all the Gog competitions. When I came to Maymyo, I saw him engaged to a great captain who had defeated him. Let’s talk about our business. Now, Maung Mya Than has a bad character, but he has become a disciple of the Ajata-sat Prince Devadatta, and because he has become a disciple of Tara, I have been teaching him Gog.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"စိတ်ကူးချိုချိုစာပေ","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45541905989781,"sku":"","price":3600.0,"currency_code":"MMK","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0609\/9756\/6613\/products\/1_e9fb7a84-c053-48ab-9a8f-5e60d8a0cb52.jpg?v=1730244663"},{"product_id":"သော်တာဆွေ-နှောင်းချစ်သူနှင့်အချစ်ရူး၀ထ္ထုတိုများ","title":"Thawta Swe - Short Stories of a Late Lover and Love Madness","description":"\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eLate lover\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e A blooming flower in the wind\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e To buy cigarettes in Myitkyina\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e My mind is truly clear and joyful.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e Without...\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eI will soon be indebted to my beloved wife this morning.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e If I get it, I will return it as soon as I get it, I will give it to my newborn baby.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e I want to see you, I miss my eldest daughter.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e I wrote a letter.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e The morning of January 26, 1947.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThe winter snows of upper Burma still denied the light of the sun from the southern railway line. In front of a small room in a long labor barracks in the Katha railway yard, with a debt of loss and a desire to return, I, who was lost and could not return, wrote the above diary entry, lit a cigarette, and descended the three steps of the barracks, which was made of a bed, a clothes box, and a thatched roof.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eMy friends, the train ticket inspectors, Ko Hla Ngwe and Ko Aung Gyi, were already heading to the station with their luggage ahead of me. On a winter morning in Upper Burma, the snow in Katha is not as bad as in Moehnyin, about a hundred and fifty miles (estimated) above.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eTherefore, I could clearly see the backs of the two friends, who were about thirty feet away from me. In Moehnyin, I couldn't see them more than ten feet away.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eAs I entered the tea shop on one side of the station, Ko Hla Ngwe, who had been looking around at the train that was about to depart, walked back towards me with long, slow steps, speaking slowly and carefully in his usual manner.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e “My dear, come and try it, quickly.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eI could tell he was interested in something just by looking at his face...\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"Well...let's try it. You've been active in an issue.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e Ko Hla Ngwe raised his right eyebrow, as was his natural expression, and frowned...\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e “There’s a program for you on the train right now.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\"Try opening it wider.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e We tend to talk to each other in a deliberate and polite manner.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\"Witthara, is it different? The other night, the pretty girl who asked you for (75) kyats, is now descending into our territory. Look, it's like a lonely person looking at you from the other side of the door.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e Ko Hla Ngwe is a cheerful and cheerful person.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e I also did not give up...\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e“My brother, please call me ‘God’ because you are so proud of me. I am so afraid of getting sick here,” he said, and as he looked at her, he saw a young girl with the blood of Shan people from Upper Burma. Even though she was a little pale and pale amidst the mist and fog, the straight nose, prominent eyebrows, and prominent features of this young woman reminded me of something I had seen before and recognized before.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\"Yes, Ko Hla Ngwe, is he the only one? I don't want to make a fuss about his little things, what's going on?\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eKo Hla Ngwe pursed his thin lips and said, \"Oh....is it scary to be in your own territory? I'm your subordinate, and I'm harsh when I have to be harsh, harsh when I have to be harsh, gentle when I have to be gentle, and gentle when I have to be gentle. We can't change the way our subordinates behave.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eKo Hla Ngwe is a well-read person and has a certain style when he speaks. I thought about it for a moment and...\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"That's true, of course, but depending on the situation, there are still differences between Atha Mi Ko and Sami Ko. If it's Sami Ko that the other side is satisfied with, wouldn't we be rude?\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e“Oh my... Your Holiness, that’s why they were starving with the son of a bearded bee in Myitkyina before.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e Ko Hla Ngwe opened his eyes and said in a slightly confused tone..\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"Just looking at his appearance now, I can tell he's alone. But to be more sure, I'll have to ask the old man over there. Hey... Aung Kwo... Aung Kwo, come here for a moment.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eWhen he was led to the platform in front of the station, a young man named Aung Kwo, about twenty years old and looking very active, arrived, Ko Hla Ngwe grabbed his shoulder and said...\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e “Hey.. Aung Dog, look over there, you know him, don’t you?”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e Aung Kwu just looked at the display for a moment and then...\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"Ha... Teacher, I'm doing it and he doesn't even know.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\"Okay..so you go investigate, where is he going now, is he alone?\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e The dog is motionless...\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e“There’s no need to investigate, sir, I already know everything. He ran away with his mistress, Aung Thingyi, who had taken him in last night, and now he’s not going to the temple, he’s the only one. What do you want to do, sir? If you’re on our train, you’re a complete idiot. Heh…heh.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eKo Hla Ngwe suddenly seemed happy..\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"Hey..right? It's okay if you scold him. Now...Ko Swe, let's go.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e Here, the dog is looking at me...\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\"Ha...with this Naunggyi, it's very easy. If you just stand straight and steady, it's very easy. Well...if he's someone you don't like, you can't give him much. That's how they worshipped at night.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"How many, if you know for sure, please tell me.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eI wanted to know more about this beautiful, well-built girl who was so spoiled, so I asked.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e Aung Kwo, a short dog with a pointed nose, bulging eyes, soft lips, and a curiosity about people, willing to tell them about them if he knew them, enthusiastically told me...\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e“Ha...this is how it is, teacher. Aung Thingyi doesn’t just calmly force a girl to eat with someone she likes. Last night, she forced herself to eat with someone like a big-time prostitute. So the girl, Aung Thingyi, called Ngai back, and the big dog ran away drunk. She was hiding in a house at night, and this morning, she was afraid of Aung Thingyi’s aggression. Now...that big guy also has a connection to this girl in Intaw. He said he would go to Intaw and is looking for her in the cars leaving Intaw. If he doesn’t find her there, he will come to this station. If he finds her, Ngai will be in trouble. Aung Thingyi is a very stupid, very cruel guy.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eAung Kwool was smiling and talking cheerfully as if she had nothing to do with him, but in my mind, I could see the face of the foolish Aung Thingyi, and I felt a surge of pity for this young woman.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eKo Hla Ngwe, who was accustomed to hearing these kinds of words, not only didn't seem to mind, but also seemed to think he had a good point here, and said, \"Well... okay, Ko Gyi Swe, you're the leader here. Go... go, it would be good if you found the girl before that guy arrived at the station.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eHere, I must express my true feelings. I am a person who is filled with compassion just by hearing about such torture. At that time, I was also in a remote area, feeling helpless and helpless, so I decided to rescue the girl from the hands of that fool. 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Because this novel is not an ordinary novel. The characters are mice. People are made into mice. Or mice are made into people. Therefore, from the perspective of mice, people are called “ghosts” because they kill and eat other people's flesh, and “complainers” because they complain when they work. From the perspective of humans, we laugh at the way mice think and act.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eAccording to the idea of ​​these rats, the moon is indeed a big block of cheese. It starts to appear on the new moon day and gradually grows until it is full around the middle of the month. When the moon is full, other worlds come and take it away. So when the moon is gone, it is gone...\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eTherefore, the German scientist, Monchen, showed his two students the crescent moon on the 8th night of the waning moon and told them...\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e“Can’t you see, there are people ahead of us there. I’ve been watching every night. You guys are slowly taking away the moon. Now, you see, there’s only half left. But don’t worry. When this moon ends, another one will form. There’s one thing. If there’s no more new ones to form, you guys will starve. So, while you have time, work hard, and you need to get there before the moon we see now is gone. Even the Americans and the Russians have been able to go to the moon, so I guess you’re the first rat. I’m ashamed, but you guys have to be the first of the rat race.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA mouse named Mr. Day suddenly loses his adoptive father Mr. Pat's cheese shop due to his own misfortune, so he and his friend Harry, the shrew, travel to the moon in Duke Monchan's rocket to get more cheese to buy back. xxx\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThis novel is about animals that talk and act like humans, and it should be read like an animated film. It is full of strange, strange, and shocking things. This kind of novel has never been seen in Burmese literature. The original author (Michael Bond) said that he would write this book for children. Therefore, pictures have been included to keep children interested.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eDon't think that adults will say, \"I don't think it's for children,\" because it's for them. You have to make it enjoyable for adults. After all, it has to reach children through adults. If parents like it, wouldn't they let their children read it?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eFor example, didn't Sayar Min Thuwan's poems for children start flowing from the lips of adults, parents, and teachers with the words \"Waso Wa Khaung Ye Taew Kyi Ro\"?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eOf course, writing for children is not easier than writing for adults to read and enjoy. I'm not very good at writing. That's why I translate. 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Jeeves. Because he wrote the world-famous English comic strips.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e Okay, Jeeves' first name isn't Pauw, sir, but a bunch of them.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eIn 1947, I was at the house of Shwe U Daung in Mandalay. One day, while rummaging through a box containing his notebooks, I came across a 17-page novel in his handwriting. I read it and was very impressed. The paper was faded and the edges were worm-eaten. So I showed it to him and asked, “Uncle, are you not going to continue writing this book? Why are you hanging it up?” He looked at it and said, “Oh, I’m not going to write anymore.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e“So give it to me, I will continue writing.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"Aung, if you can, write it, bro. When I wrote it, it was a comic book.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eIn the novel written by the teacher, the two main characters are Maung Htun Lin and the student is Ok Paung, so these names do not fit in with comedies. If Maung Htun Lin is a weak person, he is called “strong”. The student is also called Ok Paung. Aren’t the Burmese people considered the head of the school to be the most important? That is why I changed the name of the teacher to “Aye Swe” and the student to “Paw Oo”.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eIt is not for nothing that the Master named this important character Okpaung. I learned only after reading the third volume of the Master's biography that it was the Chinese opium dealer, Okpaung, who, out of respect for the Master, had lined up for the Master to get a train ticket at the Kungchan Station during the Japanese era, when the bombs were still falling, while he was returning from Rangoon to Mandalay. If I had known that at first, I would not have changed the name of his beloved Okpaung, which the Master had used in his memory.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eI changed it to Pao Oo because this person is as intelligent as the great minister Pao Oo in solving problems, but he is just a servant, so I changed it to “Pao Oo” instead of “Pao Oo.” ​​(Please be careful, typists and editors, there have been many cases of U and Bu being mixed up.)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThis “Aye Swe-Paw U” was first published in the March 1948 issue of the magazine “The Mountain Letsham Wutthu”. I have added 30 more pages to the original 17 pages of the Master, so this novel is 1\/4 of the Master and 3\/4 of me. After finishing this novel, I do not intend to continue writing about the characters of Paw U-Aye Swe. I do not know if there is any reason to write about it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eHowever, after this novel was published, when I arrived in Yangon and met my older sister, Khin Myo Chit, and her husband, one day my older sister said, “It’s a bit difficult to write about you (Bs) as a poet, but his original (Bs) is a real laugh.” I suddenly became confused. .\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"Well... which jibes should I use?\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e“Huh.. isn’t that Mount Lethbridge novel you wrote from P.G. Woodhouse’s Jeeves?”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eI didn't understand. I didn't even know that the English writer Peggy Woodhouse existed. I was not an expert in English literature. When I told her how I came to write this novel, my sister was surprised and said, \"So you must have started with Jeeves. Now, if you don't know Jeeves, I have many of those novels.\" She took them out of her bookcase and gave them to me. I happily took them.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eBut when I got home and read it, I couldn't understand it. I took the books back and confessed to my sister.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"Big sister, I can't read it. I don't know English,\" he said, and the big sister laughed...\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\"Hey, if you haven't read P.G. Woodhouse's writings, you won't understand my BA either. Now, I'll start by reading you a short story.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eFrom then on, I became a student in their home. They both patiently taught me. The way I treated P.G. Woodhouse and I was rewarded was that my older sister read some of the novels to me, and before I finished reading them, I had already made up my mind to write them in Burmese.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eTherefore, even though my novels are adapted, they are often very different from the originals, and my tutors say to me, “Huh... your rewrites are a different story for us.” Adapting is not just about being fluent in English and writing in Burmese, as is directly adapted. You also need to be able to find and fill in Burmese situations, expressions, and behaviors. In addition, you also need to match the original author’s tone with your own. My elder sister Khin Myo Chit herself once told me this.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\"I once wrote a piece to Jeeves. You must have read it, \"The Mistake in the Forest.\" No, I can't keep up with Woodhouse's style. I'll just stick with you. 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Only the names have been changed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e I was the one who cut the hair.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e When I was in Rangoon in 1940, I lived in an uncle's house. The whole family ate the food that my uncle cooked, but my grandfather (let's say) didn't like me.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eMeanwhile, I happened to call his granddaughter (let's say Molly) who was boarding at the A-B-M Girls' School in Kyimyin from another city. The old man was very angry and said, \"Aung Ma, this boy is not worth a maid in my house, my grandchildren.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eSo I was very angry with him. I wanted to burn the big, hairy, slobbery man with fire. I wanted to make him a servant in the house. If that were possible, how could it be? But I am a person who enjoys imagination, so I created this story of a bottle of brandy. At first, I did not plan to write it, but only to take revenge on him with my imagination.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eMaet Kone\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e In June 1947, I sent a bottle of brandy from Mandalay to the Shumawa Library, and before I knew it, I met and became acquainted with Ko Gyi Maung (Ngwe U Daung), who had come from Rangoon, at the teacher's house.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eAt this time, Ko Gyi Maung made a special announcement at Yangon City Hall, saying, “It’s about the Maidan Dagon election.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e He said that the way girls dress, how they pose, and how they drive are extremely inappropriate if you look at it from a purely Burmese perspective.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eWe only read about this in the newspaper, and it was interesting when he explained it in detail. At that time, Mandalay was also in the midst of preparations for the Shwe Mann Mae selection fair.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e Ko Gyi Maung said that in the future, not only Yangon and Mandalay, but every city in Myanmar will hold these kinds of elections. I believe so too.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eTherefore, I, who was planning to become famous through my pen, came up with the idea of ​​writing a novel based on that urgent matter.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e I think it would be even more \"touching\" if my character, a skinny, skinny guy, was paired with a woman with a degree in health who was very concerned about her health.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eSo Thaw Ta Swe discovered U Tok Pao's granddaughter, Margaret Tha Peck, and staged a play.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eDetective Maung Katsa\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThe novel \"Maettakone\" was exactly what I had planned. The Shumawasaha group liked this novel very much, but they did not dare to include it immediately. In fact, it was supposed to be included after a bottle of brandy. However, they had to consider whether it would be appropriate to touch on such a new and popular issue in the country. Therefore, after more than 6 months, this Maeyul festival was quite popular and they finally included it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eSome places are still quite cut off.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e And yet, even after the novel was published, I still received insulting letters.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e I still remember one letter.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e“Sir Shuma Wa, the entire Shuma Wa magazine is so good, and because it contains Thawta Swe’s Mae Tackone novel, it’s like throwing a grain of dung into a cart full of pure gold. So I cut the pages of the novel with scissors, burned them with fire, and flushed the ashes down the toilet.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eI laughed out loud. My stomach was churning. Isn't this kind of writing a great achievement for satire writers?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e Some (mostly girls) were also wondering if it was necessary to write a title like Margaret with a body like that, and it was painful.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eHowever, there were still people on my side. “What’s the matter, U Thaw Ta Swe…. At the end of Mae Tackone (The rain has cleared), isn’t your novel just finished? Can’t you give Mae Tackone and Maung Kaat So?” I thought about how they could fight and wanted to fight the other side, so I wrote this detective novel Maung Kaat So.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eI just want to scream and cry.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eOn December 23, 1941, when the Japanese bombed Rangoon, I had to run away to my hometown on the 24th. However, the next day, when I got home, I remembered the girl I had been looking for and, as suggested by this famous writer Kyaw San Kay, I returned to Rangoon. (I was not afraid of the bombing in this case.)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eWhen I arrived in Yangon, I found the door closed and locked, just like the end of this story. That's why I named my experience \"I just want to cry.\" I followed the events on the road, but I ended up in a car and unexpectedly arrived at my girlfriend Arin's house (as you might know if you've read the novel \"Friends and Love\").\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eOriginally, her husband didn't know me. He was embarrassed. But I was sitting with my back against the wall of their room, and I heard him rubbing the wall behind me and sobbing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eArin was my childhood sweetheart, a Chinese woman who was very much in love with me. However, her father was betrayed by their family. Her husband knew that I was with him and forced me to marry him.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e At this time, I am not as pale as Kyaw San Kay, but I am even more radiant.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eArin was crying behind me, sobbing and sobbing, I was so moved that I insisted on taking the train instead of waiting for the other man's car. Only Ko Ba Hla was left in shock.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eHowever, when I thought about writing a novel, I was already laughing out loud at the inconveniences of the world, and I laughed heartily without a drop of sadness. However, in the novel \"Two Flowers of Love\", I would say, \"I can also write novels of longing...\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eIn the novel “I Just Want to Cry,” Kyaw San Kay is dragged from the rooftop of Arin’s house. He takes away his belongings one by one, and when he arrives in Yangon, he is left with only a pair of shorts that he can no longer wear around his waist.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eReaders will remember that there is no purpose in a humorous story. However, my sincere wish is to remind readers that, just as they laugh at Kyaw San Kay's mistakes, you too can laugh when you yourself are wrong, and you can endure the world.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eMy novels... always leave my protagonists in awe.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e Some people say, “I’m afraid of becoming a Thawtar Swe follower.” “If you don’t want to become a Thawtar Swe follower, don’t act like a Thawtar Swe follower.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eKyaw San Kay\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eAfter Kyaw San Kay’s “I Just Want to Cry” I had no idea of ​​continuing this story. However, when the novel “I Just Want to Cry” was published and I left Mandalay for Yangon, Kyaw asked Ko Lay to draw the picture “Kyaw San Kay on the train wearing a short shirt and the woman accusing him of stealing” for the inside of the novel, but he forgot to add it after he had finished the block and asked if Kyaw San Kay could continue writing the novel using this picture (it seemed like he wanted to test my skills), so I immediately agreed. (After writing, I was already on the side of Vajang, so I didn’t use Ko Lay’s picture.)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eBasically, as the novel ends, the Japanese are going to drop bombs that day, so I went to the pagoda with Ko Tint Gyi. I saw Ko Yin Gyi who was mentally ill in the temple. I saw a girl who was very interesting in the situation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e On the way back from Yangon, the train was closed, so we had to take a car with us. 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After a while, a friend of mine who owned a car came in and...\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\"Hey... what book are you reading, Father? Let's go over to the car for a while and take a look with detective eyes...\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e The car he showed me wasn't his. The Studebaker parked in front of the other room was a week-old one. The driver was dusting it with a feather duster.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e I looked up at him...\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"Why?\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\"I'll tell you later, just go and see.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e He stood up, saying that his words were not to be wasted.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eI first went straight to the front of the car. The right side of the bumper was slightly bent and the mudguard was quite dented. The glass in front of the steering wheel was cracked and peeling. Then I walked to the side of the car, looking in and out, leaning my head in and out.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eI really don't understand cars at all. I wonder if he would tell me a story about this car just because my own man asked him to...\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e But no. Soon the dusty driver approached me and revealed the car's identity.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\"The car is visually disappointing, the engine is reliable. The mileage is not even a little bit. My car is so bad. If I get drunk, I want to drive it myself. The front bumper and mud flaps are the ones that I hit.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e I'm not kidding, I just want to talk to him...\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\"Hey, the windshield is broken and cracked, is it because you hit it with a rock while driving?\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e“What is it? Bullets. One day, when I was returning from Bago, the bandits said, “Hey, stop!” I didn’t stop, I forced myself to stop, and… I heard bullets rang out in my ears. We survived because the car was good. If it wasn’t for the milk, the goods would have been used up. People would have been hungry. I will never forget the kindness of this car. Now, when Onna wants to sell it, I try to fix it, but I can’t. The buyer will pay whatever price he says. Because I know the car is good. What does it matter if there are a few scratches on this car? If we fix it now, we will get it. Honestly, Onna doesn’t want to sell this car, it’s a car that benefits them. What the hell… Don’t tell me how much business they have when they buy this car. Now, when the business is booming, they want to throw this car away and drive a new one. How difficult are people? If it benefits you, shouldn’t you keep it forever? The next generation will also You know, there are things that benefit the owner and things that harm him...\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eAt this moment, I caught his words...\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"I hope the next person who buys this car will also have a good business.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e His expression is firm...\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"Yes...I dare say. I don't want to hold it in my hand for too long. If you fix this deformed thing a little and sell it, you'll make a profit of 3-4 thousand immediately.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"Are you sure about that?\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\"I'm a driver, I've been around this automobile industry since I was a little kid.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e I looked at him with a smile and then went back inside. My friend smiled as he spoke to Ko Kyaw.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\"What's wrong, my man, what did the driver say?\" I didn't act strange at all, just kept a happy face...\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e “I’m glad the driver believed you when you told him I was the kind of person who would buy a car. Hmm, look here, I look like I could buy a Studebaker.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eI was making gestures, and that friend...\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"What? Did the driver repeat what I said, Maung Rint?\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"Don't tell me, don't tell me, she told me, but I know.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eMy friend actually went to see the car as he asked, and he told me what the driver had said. At this point, he said, “Do you know why the driver said those things, Maung Yin? I told you that Maung Yin is the one who will buy the car, so the teacher said that he wants to sell the car because there is no one who will buy it. What he said about the car being good is the opposite, Maung Yin.” But my friend didn’t know that I had learned so many lessons in my life and university.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eOne hot day in March 1942 (Japanese Era), at about one o'clock in the afternoon, my little horse was trotting in the shade of a kukkō tree in front of a teahouse opposite the Kamaryut Gate. Don't think of it as a horse trotting. He was so exhausted, his ribs were in a row and his body was contracting and expanding, and his whole body was swaying back and forth with each breath. His two nostrils were flaring as hard as they could. Foam was also flowing from his mouth. Sweat was dripping from his groin. His body was also sweating. (A sick horse sweats unevenly.)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eIn fact, my horse is suffering from dysentery because I was unwise and unforgiving.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e I was forced to be so harsh that I could please my father-in-law.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e The only reason I did this to please my mother-in-law is because I love my wife and our child.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThere is an old saying, \"A wife is a cat, a cat is a dog.\" Now, for me, a horse is a dog......\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eBut...this poor boy cannot die. In our Burmese language, I think it is because of the old customs. He never refuses anything I ask, he never hesitates, and if he cannot run, he will take a step. Even if I whip him to please the traveler who wants him to come quickly, knowing that his horse cannot run, he will not fight me. Some horses, when they cannot run, will kick back when I hit them. My horse is very kind.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\"When I was a student, I was going to drive a horse-drawn cart at my father-in-law's request, so I had to be kind and get a horse,\" he said. With the help of someone who understood, I got him. I paid 400 kyats for the cart.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThe horse is blameless, a little black and white, and a little short. I have named him “Black Horse.” He has a very good disposition. He is easy to ride and unhorse. Compared to a horse, his legs are not long, and he is splayed. He is thin. He is also very hardy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eHowever, no matter how strong this guy is, no matter how good his legs are, if he keeps pushing me with all his love for a woman to please my father-in-law, he'll only last me four months, and I'll get sick.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eCan I afford it? Think about it. I don’t look at the horse, I only look at the money. At that time, from Kyimyindaing Sanchaung to Theingyi Market, it cost me 25 cents (25 cents), and I had to run a horse back and forth four times, carrying about 5 or 6 people, so I only earned 5 kyats and 6 kyats a day. I never went home without earning such a lot of money. If I left at 5:00 or 6:00 in the morning and still hadn’t earned enough money, I would drive it back an hour or two. In fact, a horse can’t be kept in a carriage for more than 5 hours (at most 6 hours. It shouldn’t be kept).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eAt this time, I don’t understand this. I thought of horses as cows. My father was a farmer, and I grew up with cows, so cows can drive a cart all day long. (I don’t think that horses run, cows walk slowly.) I thought that horses would be the same, and sometimes it was already 11 o’clock, and I only had 3 kyats in my pocket at the market. There were few people. At this time, if I came to the swimming pool for 3 kyats, I would go. So I could only go home after an hour or two. The horse was tired. The man was happy and gave his mother-in-law money and kissed his wife. I have to say something here. 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I don't know how he managed to get a passport during the Hitler era. He has been living with us for a long time now, and his cries are so loud that we have unanimously called him \"Hit One\". Hitler was a Nazi, but he was a narcissist. As for how loud his cries were, \"If you scream one time, you won't forget it for three years,\" said Daw Aye Aye, a graduate of Shwe Nabe University. Some people with knowledge of the time said that if this boy's throat were cut open and examined by a gynecologist, they would find a device like a loudspeaker in his throat.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eNot only is he so stubborn that he can't stand people, but he is also very bad in his behavior and is also very picky about food. Now, look, it's \"the time for a child to sleep, the time for a couple to rest.\" The boy who doesn't know how to be a good boy... She's still sleeping. According to his nose policy, we, the couple, who are sleeping in the mosquito net, are rolling around and rolling around, not satisfied with the dinner we had last night, and now he wants to eat chicken soup again. If he kicks his mother with his left foot, he kicks me with his right foot. If he kicks me with his left hand, he kicks his mother with his right hand. His mother, as if it were not his business, is cold and unwilling to suckle her as she pleases, and she just turns her two breasts and lies on her back, her back covered in stripes. So I said, \"Hey, Ma Ae, you can't sleep, let's try to get this boy to sleep.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\"Oh, you know this child, and if you don't get what he wants, you can never coax him. You're the only one who can coax him,\" she said, as a good mother would do, and she refused with a frown.....\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"Now, little boy, you're a clever boy, mom, let's go to sleep after breastfeeding,\" he said soothingly...\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\"I want to eat chicken and rice, but I'm going to have to cook this big breast,\" he said, pulling me towards him.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"Hey, little boy, this isn't for daddy, it's for the little boy to suck.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"What... why are you so angry? Did you remember that night when I was a little girl?\" he replied sarcastically, and I felt a sudden surge of emotion from my calmness.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\"This boy is so skinny, you don't want to suck him, you don't want to suck him, it's getting late at night.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"I've never given it, why should I?\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"This is the time when the child sleeps.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\"I have a very good sense of humor. I've never been a fan of chicken nuggets before. Will you give me a chicken nugget?\" he said firmly, as if trying to coerce me. His mother, who knew me, said,\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e He was smiling. At their age, people would tell him everything if he asked them softly, so I felt a little embarrassed for him. I didn't dare to speak harshly, but instead spoke in a flattering voice.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\"What do you think of my intelligence? Where can I get chicken at this time, you little man?\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"If you know how to catch chickens, you can make chicken stew if your mother cooks it,\" he even offered as a guide.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\"Where are the chickens? The chickens in the house are so small that they have to be cooked and fed whenever people want to respect them.\" This is true. His cries could not be tolerated, so the villagers begged him to cook and feed him whenever he was hungry, and the two chickens in the house were so big that they were all dead. Even though he had no home, he was still not satisfied, and as a boy who had come from a life of heroism,\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\"If you don't have one at home, you can steal it from another house,\" he said, giving me some advice. The advice he gave was not rude. I myself have a passion for stealing chickens and have often stolen them and fed them. But tonight I was too lazy to steal chickens...\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\"My son said yes, of course, my dear... Now there are chickens near almost every house. The chickens at Arin Ohn Nu's house were also stolen by the thieves. The chicken carrier at Kyi Tharyar's house was sold yesterday. The dog at Mazar Nu's house is very bad now,\" he said reasonably.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\"The whole village of Hajar is just a house,\" he said to me again. I told him repeatedly, and she was satisfied and started crying loudly. But the whole village was going to curse us and our husband and I, who were going to lose sleep over this, so I didn't dare to speak harshly to her and had to coax her.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\"The boy said, 'Yes, but stealing chickens is not easy. You have to know in advance where the chickens sleep, which door to enter the yard, and how to get to the chicken coop. It's not like you're stealing too much. The king will know.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\"If you were a big man, the whole village would be watching you from house to house.. You're so weak, you'd steal your wife's clothes, wouldn't you, my dear, one night?\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\"Oh, I'll have to rely on my eldest son. My father is weak, not as good as my son. Tonight, my son, bear with me. Tomorrow night, I'll see where the chickens sleep and steal them, okay? The little boy is sleeping... It's late at night, and your mother wants to sleep. Tomorrow, the chickens won't crow, won't you? I'll eat the children, okay? Sleep well, sleep well,\" he said, patting his back and thinking that it was cold. However, as he had a habit of giving up one if he didn't get one...\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\"This is a picture of a monk beating a buffalo in the temple,\" he said, and I was suddenly surprised. \"What a strange boy! I've never heard of a monk beating a buffalo in the temple.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"Oh, Dad, the old man from school was lying under the palm tree the other day.. He was very thin and thin.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e This reminds me..\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\"Haha, this is my friend U Pan Sin, so I'm just kidding... it's not real.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"Yes or no, that's all I have to say.\" I couldn't help but wonder.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e“Now listen, a long time ago, there were monks in a school, U Pin Sin, Ko Rin, etc., a total of 19. So one day, a 15-year-old boy died in the village, so 15 monks went to Matha, leaving only four in the school. The four of them were jealous that they couldn’t go, so they, along with their student, the buffalo student, went to Matha and chased the buffalo on the way.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e“There, 8 out of 15 monks threw their spears and ran away. So, the 3 who threw their spears hid behind a tree, so they were called 3 kads. The 4 who fell while running and had to be bandaged, so they were called 4 kads, and later in Pali, they were called 4 vipattidhamas. The 5 buffaloes that were thrown away were called 5 enemies. The 4 who remained in the school were expelled, so they were called 4 apa. So, in the universe, there are 4 apa, 3 kads, 8 raaps, 5 enemies, and 4 vipattidhamas. My father made fun of my friend U Zing, saying, “Now, little boy, go to sleep.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eMy son didn't say anything back, only my wife...\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"You're not telling me anything, you're a man who's going to break your heart. I've been spat at before for walking around like a monk, like a monk, and I've never remembered that.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e“Oh, I said yes this time, think about it. The whole duck I sent you is so good that you can eat it alone. How did you cook it?” I asked, “This duck is not a duck bought from the market. It was bred for 6 months by the disciples of the Buddha. It was fed worms every day. When I caught it last night, I saw that it was delicious and good to eat. I held it in a stall and said, ‘It’s good that you made it with the sweet sauce and ginger that I stole from Daw Kyung’s market basket.’ It was so good that it was cooked specially for the Buddha. It was scared of me, kicked and spat at me. Who is this? I thought, ‘What are you talking about?’ You have already plucked your feathers, haven’t you?”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\"Yes, sir. But you can't talk about killing the monk or stealing from him.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"You don't know if you don't tell me... Meat comes from slaughter.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"Oh, but without thinking about these things, I give you a bunch of food as a snack.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e“That’s how you get lost,” I said. My wife, who had been a yogi during the reign of King Moe Hnyin, said, “Shouldn’t I be attacking a monk with the Dhamma?” She scolded me with the words of a monk who had obtained a certificate of veneration. I am not a very caring person, but because I was afraid of my wife at that time, I didn’t dare to say anything and just sat there quietly, like a stray dog ​​sleeping in a pile of ashes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eWhen the women's nature had won and they were satisfied, the baby was breathing normally and seemed to be sleeping. I, who was lying on the bed, went out of the mosquito net with a gesture as if I wanted to drink water and went around the corner and approached the baby's mother. However, I didn't want to let my imagination run wild this night, but my wife took the opportunity to scold me when she could control the women and said things she didn't like.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\"Be careful, Ko Taek Pu. I don't know your plans. Don't worry. Right now, you're trying to get my sister, Nyain Nu, to marry the chicken-stealing Infu. What else do you want to hide? Everyone can see that Infu and you are together.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\"Oh, I'm not really a matchmaker. I'm just drinking palm juice from this account. I'm a simpleton, I know this guy is no match for my sister-in-law.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\"It's not just you, there's already a rumor going around the place. They want to be friends, but you don't want to be involved. Infu is very bad news. They say that Infu steals chickens, drinks palm juice every day, plays cards, and steals cows. Uncle Pho doesn't agree at all.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\"I know all this, it's not appropriate for my relatives,\" he said, explaining all the responsibilities of kinship as best he could, and seemed satisfied with the matter.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"What are you talking about with Daw Sa U Thant Pan Soh? You're very good with your own son and wife. Be careful and don't test me, you know?\" he said, and then something happened.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\"This can't be true. It must be someone who is jealous of me.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e“Aung Mar, don’t you think I’m a person who will be pushed around by others? Don’t you think I saw you flirting with Pan Soh during the incident at Daw Tiew Mi Gyi’s house, where you and your girlfriend were growing onions, and that girl was a little shy and you were a little shy. Now, what else do you want to say?” I asked, my face pale like a puppy that was about to be fed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\"This is boring\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"What's so boring? If you see me flirting with this girl, you'll know. I'm a big fan of T-shirt, you know?\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"I know. I'm afraid of you. Forgive me for being so foolish once, I won't do it again. My beautiful wife, Dani,\" he said, hugging me and caressing me as he pushed me away.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\"What is Ommadani? Ommadani is the embodiment of the Bodhisattva's perfection. You are not a person who will go astray. Don't compare yourself to your wife,\" her husband praised her. \"I didn't mean that Ommadani. You said that Ommadani is red here and that Ommadani is red here.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"Shining\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e I patted my head with my hand.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\"Oh my god, that's him.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"Hehe.. hehe.. hehe, the woman said, \"The boy is already asleep, don't be angry.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e I was still standing when I finished speaking. The wise man suddenly sat up...\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\"I don't give it... I don't give it, I'm so sorry, my dear, my dear, if you didn't give it to me before, now you'll see it,\" he said, poking the old boy with his broken teeth and knife wounds, like a goblin from a second-grade textbook, and \"pointing\" at him, making me realize how \"my own son\" really is.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\"You're a bad boy, you're a bad boy, I'm asleep, you forgot,\" I growled angrily. 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The children in the school are busy with their studies, reciting poems, and singing songs. The children and their mothers are swinging their cradles with one hand and doing household chores with the other. At that time, on a bench next to a large wooden table set up on the veranda of a shop with a signboard reading “Pang Gou Phi” in the west of the village, an old man who deserves to be called the “Phoe Thet Sya” was talking to a tourist who was also a beer drinker while drinking a glass of beer.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThis is a spring afternoon in the small village of \"Little Bury\" in the south of England. The village is covered with large and small trees, and the shade is beautiful. The fragrant scent of the seasonal flowers that bloom in clusters on the trees fills the whole village. The stranger said this while breathing in great pleasure.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\"My father's village is beautiful and peaceful.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e The village elder rubbed the beer foam on his lips with the palm of his hand and said...\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\"Oh... what is this? Back when we were young, the whole village used to have flower competitions and everything. People in those days were so united and close-knit. Oh... the worst part is...\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eHe cut off the words he had just spoken, and while lighting his large earthenware lamp, he looked at his native land with a very fond look. As if remembering ancient events, his entire face brightened, and he continued to speak, shaking his head from side to side.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\"Now the whole village is gone. I am the only old man left. But... I will not talk about it. Nowadays, there are more liars than in our time, but they are all liars. They are not wise. In the past, there were very wise and deceitful elders in our village. If you want to listen, I will tell you.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eAs I finished my glass of beer, the traveler kindly ordered another one...\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"Tell me, brother, I'm ready for the trip.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\"Let's start with Tom Adam, who started the welfare scheme in our village. A man pays threepence a week. The fund helps people who are sick and injured and can't work. Tom was the chairman of the club, and he couldn't work for a month after the club was set up. He would lie in bed. He would go back to work. Well... a week later he got a cold in his leg. When it went away, he had a terrible stomach ache and couldn't work. We didn't understand why he was sick and sick. We didn't understand the numbers. We were farmers. And so, after six months, when the club was settled, there wasn't a penny left in the club, and we, the members, owed Tom Adam one pound, seventeen shillings and sixpence.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\"Another one is Herbert Richardson. This man went to town once and when he came back he formed a club called the Goose Fund Club to cook goose for the whole village at Christmas. We each put in a penny a week. We kept up this regular saving for about ten months, and when Christmas was coming, Herbert went to town to buy Christmas things and never showed up. We went to ask his sister who lived with him and she said, 'My brother is in town and has a big business, and he will give us back whatever money we can get, so don't worry about it.'\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e“Well... let’s leave these as minor things. The most learned and wise man in our village is “Bob Pritty”. His trickery is not light. It is very deep. That’s why even the people who are deceived, even after being deceived, still praise his wisdom behind their backs. I have not yet found anyone who can compete with him. The garden beauty contest in our village has also been ruined by the devil. Flower beauty contests are a very enjoyable activity. The village is beautiful because they plant more beautiful and exotic flowers than me, so the village is beautiful. It is also beautiful to the eye. It is also joyful and cool. It is also a joy in the hearts of the people. Such a good contest can only last a year because of a selfish person like Bob Pritty. I am the only one in this village who can tell you about this. You should say that you are lucky.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e“It’s like this. The first year of the garden competition, it was a huge success. The tradition was started by a new pastor and his wife who came to our village. Their goal was to encourage the villagers to spend their free time decorating their gardens and taking better care of their homes, instead of wasting their time at the cauliflower shop. The first prize winner of the competition was given three gold coins and a metal teapot with the words “First Prize” written on it.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e“In that competition, ‘Bill Chambers’ won first prize. I’m not saying that. In those years, the fragrance of flowers in our village would spread far beyond the village. The whole village was beautiful with all kinds of flowers, all kinds of colors… People from the surrounding villages, even some people from the city, would come to see it. The cauliflower liquor store was so small that it couldn’t even sell liquor. How could ‘Bill Chambers’, who won first prize, not have enough money to pay for his flower garden?”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e“The fact is, the race is set for July 5th. It’s springtime, so the work is done. The weather is perfect, so it’s the best time to plant flowers. By mid-June, Bill Chambers’s team is leading the field. But Peter Smith, Joe Garbins, Sam Jones, and Henry Pogba are as good as Bill Chambers’s. Even so, I hear they don’t have a public meeting before the race.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThere are even some rare flowers that Aung has hidden away. I will show them off at the last minute, so that everyone will be amazed. We also have a cup of \"Pan Kao Phi\" every evening, and we are tired of betting on our favorite garden. I bet on Henry Ward. I am helping him with his garden, so I know his secret card, so I am sure he will win.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\"Then I feel ashamed every time I think about it, I feel ashamed of my own hard work. There are people who sit and watch while I plant flowers in front of them, doing nothing, and burying them. Among those people, \"Bob Pritty\" is the worst. This man is not a man who does any work to strengthen his muscles. I wonder if he is lazy and has a lot of skin. If you look at his yard, you will see broken pots, broken cups, broken baskets, broken balls, and leftover food bones.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\"You are so charming and charming. Dean looked around the park and said, \"You guys are just being forced to do things for free... You're always trying to make people not want to do it, and you're always trying to make them laugh.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\"Well... there's one thing, this guy must be broke and not working. When it's time to eat, the smell of cooking in his kitchen is always delicious. He definitely knows how to eat well better than we do.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e“Well, as I said, everything was going well until the 15th of June, but on the 16th, trouble began. The way the trouble came was very strange. There was a man in our village called ‘George Inglis’. He was a cold, gentle man. He had been a sailor when he was young and had sailed around the world. On the 16th of June, George received a letter from a sailor friend of his in Austria. He usually received letters from Austria, so it was not unusual. And we didn’t know about it because he told us. The postmistress at the post office, “Mrs. Wits,” told us. But for this letter, George was very\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eHe seemed to be in a state of mental exhaustion. He was leaning on his chest-high front porch, reading the letter over and over again, when Bill Chambers passed by his house. Bill passed by George's house every evening after work. Today, Bill passed by George's house and saw George reading a piece of paper with a frown on his face. When he greeted him, Chambers greeted him with a stern look on his face. So Bill looked at his face and...\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\"What's the news? It's not bad news.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"No, not really... but I got a special letter from Austria.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e“Bill Chambers is a very curious man in this place, and when he doesn’t know much, he asks questions, and soon George is so insistent that he swears not to tell anyone. The content of the letter is not like a letter, but like reading a novel. The friend who wrote the letter to George, John Beak, whispered to him when one of his uncles was dying.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e“About 30 years ago, he was traveling and stayed at the “Cauliflower” Inn in our village. At night, for some reason that I cannot explain, he got up from his bed in the middle of the night and buried a bag of five hundred and fifteen gold coins in a garden in a house. He would come back for them when the weather was better. When Bill asked where he got the money, George replied that it was not honest money and that he had to hide it. In any case, Jobs’s friend John Beck wanted the money. He himself could not come to England, so he asked George to find out how much he would pay him, and that he would find out for him. That is the meaning of the letter.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\"I don't know how to do this, Bill. His letter says, 'I think it's about ten houses down the road from the cauliflower shop.' The money is a bit shabby. I thought I'd announce a reward of ten shillings to anyone who can find it.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e Bill shook his head vigorously...\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\"I wouldn't do this, I'll just go and find out for myself without anyone telling me. It's not good if this kind of news gets out.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"Oh, you're right. If anyone knows, John Beach will never forgive me for this. He'll think I'm stupid. I can't stand to lose my dignity like that. Don't tell anyone, Bill.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eBill swore repeatedly that he wouldn't tell and returned to his house. When he got there, Bill thought about what George had said and became restless. He went to the cauliflower, had a cup of it, came home, and was busy with his work. What did he do?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThe house that George said was ten houses from the cauliflower was theirs. That night, at about one o'clock in the morning, Bill's wife got up to go to bed and didn't find Bill by her side. But without thinking anything out of the ordinary, she went down to the garden and looked at her flowers that were to be entered in the competition. She forgot about it and went back to sleep. At five in the morning, she woke up again. At this time, Bill heard a noise in the front yard and opened the front window. What she saw was Bill, a madman.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThe man was digging in the garden with a hoe, and about a quarter of the garden had been destroyed. So Bill's wife pushed open the doors and asked in a low voice, \"What are you doing?\" So Bill stretched out his back, wiped the sweat from his face with his shirt sleeve, and continued digging without saying anything. Bill's wife, who was neither laughing nor crying, came downstairs and...\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\"What's this doing? Are you crazy, Bill? Look at me.\" \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"စိတ်ကူးချိုချိုစာပေ","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45541898387605,"sku":"","price":2520.0,"currency_code":"MMK","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0609\/9756\/6613\/products\/1_b9c51003-1a6d-43e5-9c00-67ddd3f5d1d6.jpg?v=1730244974"},{"product_id":"သော်တာဆွေ-မခင်နှင်းဆီ","title":"Thawtar Swe - Ma Khin Hnin Si","description":"\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e I want to see you beautiful like a flower.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e I'm also worried that it will wither like a flower.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e Rose - Rose \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eChapter (1)\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\n\n \u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e(\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003ea)\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e I opened the blanket, stretched my arms, and yawned with delight...\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"Oh..come on\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThe student, who always listens to his teacher's footsteps while doing household chores, enters my bedroom with a gentle, cat-like step...\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"Teacher...\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e I turned my back on my right side and looked at the clock on the table...\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"Oh...it's already 6 pm?\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003ePao Oo stood beside my bed, arms crossed, and in a calm voice,\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"It's 6 a.m., sir.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"Ah...\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e I had been sleeping after breakfast, and when I suddenly felt a sudden surprise, I rolled over onto my back and saw the yellow sun shining at my feet, and I smiled.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\"On the rise\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"Teacher\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"Thank you for teasing me like this when I first woke up, teacher.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e However, Pao Oo kept his face straight...\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"I'm not joking, sir.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e I smiled again..\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"On the rise\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"Teacher\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"I think you're not drunk enough on me yet.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"I'm a little drunk, but I'll leave it at that.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\"But I can see the sunlight from my seventh eye.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e Yet his behavior still doesn't seem to be giving in..\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"Yes...teacher\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e I have to open it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"Here you go\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"Teacher\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"Do Burmese people sleep with their heads facing east or west?\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"To the east, sir.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\"After all... Banuraza Peacock is not a typical Western peacock, sir.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"Oh...sorry, even the wise are rarely careful.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e I said in a calm, controlled voice...\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"So, let's take a look here.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e I showed him the pure golden sunlight shining from my feet.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"I'm drunk, Pao-oo.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eHowever, Pao Oo's face remained unchanged.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"But right now, the bedspread at your feet isn't clear enough to notice, sir.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e When he said that, I suddenly saw...\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"Oh...I'm sleeping with the head of the bed and the feet of the bed wrong.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"Yes...sir, I'll take the pillow and give it to you, sir, since I'm lying around.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\"Hey..so I'll sleep through the day and night, today is not yesterday anymore, okay?\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eWhiskey, whiskey... Scotch whiskey. Yesterday, I got drunk at the Railway Hotel, celebrating the engagement of my friend Tin Aung Lwin and his wife. I couldn't control my temper.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eI remember saying goodbye to everyone on my way back from the train hotel and getting on the bus, and it was now 6 am and yesterday 6 pm, so it was different.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e When I woke up, my head was still spinning..\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"Hey...come on\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"Teacher\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"I must have been drinking Frusal.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"Here, I've prepared it, sir.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eSome people say that they were drunk the previous day and that drinking more alcohol will make their headache go away and they will continue to feel the same drunkenness. But when I drank, I wanted another drink and didn’t want to get drunk the next day. I didn’t want to feel the same old drunkenness, so I just washed my stomach out. Or if I have a habit of drinking continuously, my hands and feet will shake as soon as the alcohol in my stomach runs out.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eI took the laxative that Pao Oo had prescribed and went back to bed. After a while, Pao Oo brought me a pot of bitter coffee without milk.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e I sat up and drank my coffee, not hot, but lukewarm...\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"On the rise\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"Did you get any letters from me yesterday?\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"No, sir.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\"What about telephone calls?\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"A phone call just this morning, sir.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"From whom?\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"Teacher, Aunty Myasi Teacher\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e “Oh... Auntie Mya, what are you talking about?”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"If you want to talk to me, try calling me when I wake up.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"Should I make a phone call, sir?\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"Wait...wait\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e I suddenly had an idea.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\"I'll go to him in person, and we'll have breakfast there.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"Okay, sir.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e Think about it, friend. After you've finished eating, don't you want to eat good rice and good curry? Where is good rice and good curry in this world? Ask me, Aunty Mya's house is the home of their famous \"Tony\" cooks.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eI think I've told you about Chef Tony many times. But let me elaborate a little. If I could describe in words how good Tony's cooking is, I would never be able to eat a full meal at the table he prepares, but I would like to have a hole drilled in my back and have the food piped out. It's so delicious. You understand, my friend.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e“If you have the money, you can have as many diamonds and gems as you want, Maung Swe. If you have a good cook like Tony, you should go to Burma and find a cart full of rubies.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e These are Auntie Mya's words. I support this without exception.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e Therefore\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"On the rise\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"Teacher\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"Get the car ready for me to go.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eHere, Pao Oo adjusted his posture a little..\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"No car, sir.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"Oh...where are you going?\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"I sent it for service yesterday, as it had 500 miles on it. I'll get it this evening.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"Oh...my God\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eMy car is driven every 500 miles and the dealer is responsible for cleaning the engine and repairing any defects.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e So, at around 10 am, I felt light-headed, and after taking a shower, I had to take a rickshaw instead of my own car and head to the bus terminal.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eAs soon as I entered Aunty Mya's house, it was like signing a contract to dance with Ma Khin Hnin Si in the love story of the two lovers, the notebooks of the King's brother, Tin Aung Lwin, whom I had never met or heard of before.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e(\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eB)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eWhen I arrived at Aunty Mya's house, the first person I saw was Aunty Mya's husband, U Gyi Chit. However, U Gyi Chit didn't see me. He turned his back to me and was interested in the things in his closet.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eHere, for the next story, I will introduce my uncle Chit Pao. When rich people get old, they tend to pursue something, and my uncle's hobby is finding and buying antiques. He is always busy with this. He looks at the things he has received. When someone comes to the house and shows them one by one, he doesn't think about whether the other person is happy or not. He even forgets to eat. In this kind of thing, even a person like me doesn't get enough.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eSo, to escape his harm, I slowly stepped inside.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e If you see the maid...\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"Hey..where is Auntie Mya?\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"Koko in his office\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eOh..what is Auntie Mya doing in her office? I'll tell you. I must have told you this to a friend before. So I don't think I need to elaborate. 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Because even if you write a poem in a magazine and include it in the front page of the poetry section, how much do you get for the manuscript? Twenty pages, that is. That is, if you can write 10 poems in 10 monthly magazines, you won't even have enough to eat. After collecting your poems, saying they are good and popular, you try to publish them as a book, but very few people will buy them, and the rental shops won't take them. Therefore, those who publish books are called poets.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eYet, as I see poets multiplying day by day like fish in water, I am glad to see them as true literary enthusiasts. They are not writers who write for money like some writers. They are people who write because they have other jobs and cannot help but write poetry.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eAmong them, the one who continued to write the most poems until his death was the poet Daung Nwe Swe, who passed away on (22-3-85) at the age of 54.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eHe is more than 10 years younger than me. However, I entered the literary world in 1947, when I was 28 years old, and Daung Nwe Swe started writing poems in 1948, when he was about 17 years old. He and I became friends at Shuma Wa Magazine, he as a poet and I as a writer. He liked my novels, and I praised his poems, and we respected each other. We became the main poets and main novelists of Shuma Wa Magazine.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eI heard what Shu Ma Oo Kyaw said. Daung Nwe Swe's poetry is not to be rejected, it is not bad. Thaw Ta Swe's novels are not to be rejected, it is not bad.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e In fact, Daung Nwe Swe wrote the most poems in Shuma Wa, and Thaw Ta Swe also wrote the most novels in Shuma Wa. To this day... look. .\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eHowever... he should be praised more than me. Because I can barely make a living by writing novels. Daung Nwe Swe, although he writes poems in magazines, is not a man who can make a living. He has worked as an associate editor for the Economic Newspaper, the Daily May Journal, the Owai Journal, and the Phyu Ni Nyo Pyaw Magazine. His wife, Daw Khin Myint, also writes novels under the pen name “Daily May Ma Myint Nwe”. Later, Daung Nwe Swe himself wrote novels. Each one sold quite well, so when I read one or two of his novels, I was disappointed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eOne day, I met Saha and I,\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e “Hey, Nga Daung, what are you writing about? And your poems are so respectable. And I read your novels.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e He said, \"Don't read it, brother. These things are not written for people like you to read. They are just gossiping because they don't have anything to eat, brother.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThat's right. Doesn't he need to eat well to survive as a poet?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e Later, he stopped writing such stories and, with the knowledge he had studied and pursued, he became a palmist, saying that Daung Nwe Swe was Pyi Hein Kyaw, and Pyi Hein Kyaw was Daung Nwe Swe.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eOne day, I met him in Shuma and asked, “Hey, big guy, what do you do as a fortune teller?” He replied, “Oh, these days, that job is for the younger brother.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e He was born into a variety of lives to establish himself as a poet.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eDaung Nwe Swe's humor and eloquence.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eOn Sunday, July 22, 1984, Daung Nwe Swe and I happened to be traveling with our family.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eAt the invitation of the Twante Township Party Committee, we, the literary workers from Yangon, led by poet Twante Thet Oo, went to study the Twante Township Lake One Hundred Yards Project. In order of age, they were: Sayar Magha, Thaw Ta Swe, Hla Tha Main, Daung Nwe Swe, poet Aung Mhoing, Vedan Sikha writer Sayar Min Thein Kha, (who are the older female writers? I won’t say the younger ones) Myint Nwe, (her daughter) Hnin Pan Khaing, Yuwadi Shwe Wa Sein, University Tin Lay, Yuwadi Khaing Sargwa.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eAt around 7am, we boarded the Dala ferry from Pansodan Port. After arriving at Dala Port about 5 minutes later, we set off in three jeeps for the 17-mile journey to Twante.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eLuckily, I happened to be in the same car with Min Thein Kha, a writer and astrologer, and Daung Nwe Swe, a Pyi Hein Kyaw, and I had to listen to them chatter about astrology.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e There, a man who had come to meet me from Twante suddenly had an idea.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e“You must have read in the newspapers from last March. At our monastery in Kanpe village, Twantay Township, a big cat was breastfeeding baby mice. What is that sign of the past?” I asked, and Daung Nwe Swe, who was more eloquent than Min Thein Kha, nodded and said...\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\"There was a big fire in Mandalay,\" he said (and the news was only a few days apart). I...\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"Hey, Ngana, what's the deal with that? What kind of a joke are you talking about?\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"Brother, it's the story of the Nyaung U cliff collapse and the broken thigh of the big cow in Sampangor.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\"That's just what I'm saying, my people. I'll answer any questions quickly, and if I'm wrong, I'll be beaten up. I'm not a fortune teller who will be discharged from the hospital,\" the people laughed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e After a while, a man sitting near me suddenly had an idea. I...\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e “Teacher Daung Nwe Swe and traditional lady Ma Myint Nwe are husband and wife.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"Yes, of course.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThen the man had a strange thought...\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"Then they will love each other very much,\" I said, \"Oh, they will love each other like a husband and wife. Why are you asking specifically?\" So...\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\"Sir, since they are both poets and writers, in addition to loving each other as people, they also love each other as artists. So, do they love each other more than ordinary married couples?\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThen, in my mind, if he thinks, he will think, if he asks, he will ask, this person must be very interested in poetry, and I thought, and I also had the urge to say something funny, so I said to the Daung Nwe Swe who was sitting behind me..\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"Hey, did you hear what this person is asking?\"...\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\"I hear you, brother, he seems to be very interested in us.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"So, I'll tell you how much you and your husband love each other.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"Tell me, brother.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e I am that person.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e“Well, one day, when I went to Daung Nwe Swe’s house, Daung Nwe Swe was sitting on a chair in the living room with his back to the window. His wife was sitting between his knees. What were they doing? I looked and saw, “Oh.. Oh, Daung Nwe Swe is looking for Ma Myint Nwe’s hair.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e The man smiled and said, \"Ah... looking for love.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eI said, “How much is that? Daung Nwe Swe doesn’t throw away the millions he gets. He puts one by one in his mouth, and chews it up and down. So I said, “Huh... big guy, I’m giving you millions because I love my wife. What’s the point of chewing millions without looking for them? Are you a fortune teller and have a monkey mind?” Do you know what he said? “Ha... brother, millions are made of human flesh and blood, aren’t they? So the millions on my wife’s head are my wife’s blood and blood. That’s why I’m eating my wife’s blood and blood because I don’t want to throw them away.” I said, “I don’t believe you, just ask him,” Daung Nwe Swe laughed in delight.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eWhat did he say after that...\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"Brother, your humor is first-rate. Try writing that down somewhere,\" he said.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e I also struggled to write appropriately in my mind, but now that he has passed away, I have to write about him according to his wishes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e Daung Nwe Swe, a great poet with a sense of humor and a sense of humor,\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e May you be blessed with good fortune...\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e (Wave)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eMay he become a poet again in Burmese literature.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e Shuma0 full-color magazine \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"စိတ်ကူးချိုချိုစာပေ","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45541892128917,"sku":"","price":4750.0,"currency_code":"MMK","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0609\/9756\/6613\/products\/1_839e0f97-bd0d-41e5-86e5-c14f83ca0d24.jpg?v=1730245019"},{"product_id":"သော်တာဆွေ-ရန်အောင်ရတနာနှင့်ပျားစွဲသောမုတ်ဆိတ်","title":"Thawta Swe - Yan Aung Yadanar and the Beard That Stuck to Bees","description":"\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA very angry person.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e“So.. Ko Saw Lwin... get up, are you sleeping?”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e Hearing Ko Tauk Tun's wake-up call from the living room outside, I pulled off the blanket and stretched out....\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"I'm up... I wonder what's going on, I woke up early...\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"Aungma... Is it still early... It's already 7:30 am?\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\"It's early for me, I'm planning to sleep until eight and a half, and I have to write until one o'clock in the night. Oh... why haven't you gone for a walk yet?\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e Ko Tauk Tun usually goes for a walk early on weekdays before I get up, and sometimes returns after breakfast.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\"Come on... get up, I have something to do. I'm going to sleep for this long.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"You are a person who destroys the world, you are destroying the world while you are still dreaming, you are destroying the world, you are not a naive dream, you are a supreme dream.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"Oh... how I wish...\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e“Ha... don’t tell me, Hollywood actress Daw Rothila Moe and I, we were enjoying ourselves in a forest and mountains, and then you woke me up when you called me, you’re such a nuisance, you have to pay me back..., It’s very difficult to communicate and dream abroad while there’s a war going on in the West, I’m so lucky…”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eAs I walked out into the living room, I saw the face of a pale, middle-aged man sitting across from Ko Tauk Tun at the small table. My initial joking remark suddenly stopped, like water being poured on fire.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eFor he was very angry, and seemed to be trying to restrain his anger from bursting out suddenly. His face was bloodshot, and his forehead was furrowed in wrinkles, and his red eyes, under his furrowed brows, were staring intently at the table. His teeth were clenched tightly, so that the flesh on both sides of his jaws protruded like little lumps of flesh, and his thin, pointed lips were moving apart from each other. Indeed, anyone who saw his face would be reminded of a large cauldron of gunpowder, burning with fire, about to explode.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eI walked towards them, staring at his face, and even though I was standing next to the table, Ko Tauk Tun looked up at me...\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e “I want you to come with me to Ko Ba Khaing’s house this morning. I’m sure you’ll want to come too.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eFrom the moment I saw Ko Ba Khaing's face, I wondered what was causing him to be so angry and stubborn. Ko Tauk Htun knew from just looking at my face that I had to pretend.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eI stopped and said, \"Yes, I will go with you,\" but before I could finish speaking, Ko Ba Khaing spoke in an unbearable deep voice.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e “Yes... you are wasting your time... let's go, Ko Tauk Tun.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e Ko Tauk Tun said in his original voice.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e“Koba Khaing’s case is not something that happens in a hurry, but it’s something that happens every time. It’s something that takes time to think about, communicate with the people, and investigate. Well… Ko Saw Lwin also prepared quickly.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e He said to me and turned to Ko Ba Khaing again.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\"Koba Khaing... try to control your mind well, people can only be punished by the law.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e Ko Ba Khaing spoke in a loud, angry, harsh voice with an incorrect accent.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e“Ko Tauk Tun Ya... have you controlled your mind? If you don’t control it, you’ll be like this, remember? People will be killing you wherever they see you, holding a knife and a gun. Do you know that? Ko Tauk Tun Nay, you know my mind, and now I’m feeling sad and anxious. Haha... I don’t care. I want to kill the person who killed my father ten times more brutally. Tauk... People of Paungthi, this place is a place where people are killed. History is cruel... Your duty is to find out who killed this person so that I alone can find out. I don’t want anything else, and I don’t want the government to know either...”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eI entered the back room, listening to him say this, clenching his fists and gritting his teeth.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eI had only seen Ko Ba Khaing before, and I did not know him personally. Ko Tauk Htun later told me that he was a man of great courage and that sometimes he relied on more than ten police officers to capture difficult suspects.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eKo Tauk Tun, however, had studied modern science extensively and did not work for a salary, but rather practiced his passion and passion for detective work, just like U San Shya Gyi. He was a very talented person, and was able to solve even major crimes that some government detectives had given up on, so he was recognized by the government and became quite famous as Detective Maung Tauk Tun.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eI had lived with Ko Tauk Tun for a year at university, and his quiet, thoughtful detective work and my uninterrupted writing were a perfect match. We lived together in a fairly neat little house in Sanchaung Keut Thit, paying a monthly rent to each other, along with a young cook named Maung Tin Aye.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eKo Tauk Tun's physical appearance was fair-skinned, tall, with a broad chest, a thin nose, deep-set eyes, high cheekbones, and a strong, radiant expression, with his lips set neatly and with a gentle, gentle demeanor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eIndeed, his physical appearance contradicts the description of a beautiful person, but his physical appearance can arouse feelings of fear, trust, and reverence in the minds of those who see him.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eHe was naturally a man of few words and, if he had no occasion to go out, he would always sit in his armchair, his eyes closed like a dead man, silent and thoughtful. Sometimes my thoughts, wondering if he was still alive, were only dispelled by the smoke rising from his cigarette.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eHe and I live in the same house, but we rarely go together, and only when there is a special matter, he would call me to ask me to explain it briefly. There are some small matters that I don't know about. In this case, he brought me along because he knew I was free and thought the matter would be interesting.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eI quickly changed my clothes and went back to the living room. As soon as I reached the table, Ko Tauk Tun poured me a cup of coffee that had already been prepared and said, “Drink it, you’re welcome.” He got up and put on the coat that was ready on the nearby coat hanger. He walked to Ko Ba Khaing and said, “Okay…let’s go.” He walked towards the shoe rack. As soon as Ko Ba Khaing said his name, he went to his car that was parked in front of the house.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eI quickly downed my lukewarm coffee, lit a cigarette, put on my shoes, and followed Ko Ba Khaing and Ko Tauk Tun, who were descending one after the other.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThe driver, a tall, bushy-browed man with dark skin, a prominent nose, and especially a crooked hand, opened the car door. As soon as the three of us sat down, he slammed the door shut with a loud thud, took his seat, and started the engine.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\"Hey... drive fast,\" Ko Ba Khaing's command suddenly sped away. I followed him, praising the driver for driving so fast on the winding, winding, and winding roads. Ko Ba Khaing could not change his stern expression and was deep in thought about something.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eKo Tauk Tun, on the other hand, calmly leaned back, carefully drawing out the cigarette, and with a thoughtful expression, he soon began to ask Ko Ba Khaing questions.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"You went on night duty at nine o'clock last night.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e“Yes, I only got back at five in the morning and went to bed. I found out at six when U Oo Bo Thin woke me up. Wow.. I’m so sorry.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"Who was at your house last night?\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e“Mother, my younger sister Khin Tint is going to Bago, so my older sister Khin Myint, U Gyi Bo Thin, the aunt who cooks, the milkman... and this driver Mya Han, that’s all there is. Mya Han sleeps in the garage, and the rest of us all sleep at home.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"The only door that's open is the back door, it's closed at night.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e“It’s closed. I closed it myself. No one else opened it. Only that door was open. The door to the back porch was definitely locked. The door to the front porch and the iron door to the living room were also locked. U Oo Bo Thin only opened it when I returned. He immediately closed it again. I saw it this morning, except for the back porch door that I mentioned earlier, which was broken and my father’s bedroom door was opened with a hole in the side of the upper lock, so that he could only reach in. All the windows and doors were locked as usual.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\"So there's no way to get up from under the house.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"Yes... it's hard to be there.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"What was that sound you heard about three o'clock, Uncle?\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"It sounded like a package being dropped, like a doorknob being slammed.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e Ko Tauk Tun pretended to think for a moment and then... \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"စိတ်ကူးချိုချိုစာပေ","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45541887148181,"sku":"","price":6650.0,"currency_code":"MMK","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0609\/9756\/6613\/products\/1_4d591076-617c-40b4-bbd9-dab61692ea4c.jpg?v=1730245078"},{"product_id":"သော်တာဆွေ-လူ့ဘုံခန်း၀ါ","title":"Thawtar Swe - Human Space 0","description":"\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eEnd and beginning\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eCats are a very difficult animal to socialize. You can carry any cat in your house. They are very friendly. They are gentle. But if you take them outside, even your cat will not let you. As soon as they know you are outside, they will scratch you and struggle to get out of your hands. If they don't like it, it is very difficult to control them.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eI didn't notice it at the time. The cat in my house, which I had lived with for many years, was suddenly abandoned by the people in the house.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e The cat came outside the house.. “The big cat is clever... The big cat is clever..' I couldn't help but coax it, and it just ran away, scratching me and tearing me apart.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"Dish...\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eI was furious.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"I'm a gentle person and Dean is a tough one, so I won't show off...\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e I was also very drunk on palm juice. I climbed back onto the roof, tied a thick cloth around one edge, and grabbed the big fish and wrapped it up in one go.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eEven so, he was still quite controlled. The big one was five times as big as the big one, weighing over 4 pisas.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e When I got to my dining companions, I handed them the package...\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"Now... let's see...\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e In my opinion, if I had to kill this cat, I would not untie the cloth, but rather try to tie it around the neck and hit it with a good stick.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e However, the price\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\"You're a little late...let me show you...\" he said, grabbing the cat by the scruff of the neck and pulling it out, stretching it so that it wouldn't scratch. If the cat were to be restrained, it would stand on all fours and not scratch.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e Then, Po Ngwe turned the cat over, raised his palm, and threw it down hard on the hard ground.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eCats, when thrown normally, can turn themselves in the air and always land on all fours. They are affectionately called \"cats\".\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eNow, the strong Po Ngwe grabbed the rope, stretched his waist, turned his back, and threw him down with all his might, but Ko Shwe Cat was unable to fall, and instead landed on the hard ground with his back to the ground, thumping and thumping.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e Well... the cat is dead.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e But it's not easy to turn this corpse into food.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eIf the skin is peeled, the matter is over quickly. However, it is not good to eat. It does not smell good, and if you tell the truth, it will burn.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e He placed it on the fire, scraped off the burnt feathers with a knife. In the end, it was as red as a Chinese roast pig.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e Aung showed the fire, cut the sword and said, 'Qin...Qin country, Aung,' and did it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eOnce that happens, you can cut it up and cook it. Cats are not as mature as pigs, chickens, or ducks. The older, the bigger, the fatter, the better.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e When it is roasted until it is red hot, the outer skin becomes like a rind, with three layers of fat, meat, and bone.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eIf you have a big cat, roast two legs. Then fry them. Oh...very good, very good. When you say fried chicken legs are good, it's like saying, \"I've never seen a river... I think it's a river.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e Oh... throw away the liver quickly. Don't think I'll touch it because it's liver. Cat liver is very smelly.....\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eBut don't get me wrong about the gut. It's separated. Very good. Sweet. It's sticking out. .\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e If we practice raising and eating cats at home, like chickens and pigs, we will have a good dish in Burma. In Thailand, they eat dog meat. Like the fish in the sea of ​​​​Bo Lek Ya, we must propagate the idea that \"everyone who is modern eats cat meat.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eNow, let's continue our story..\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e When the cat died, our group went out into the open field outside the village to cremate him. We did a fitting thing, gathering dry branches and palm leaves in a place where the stench wouldn't reach the village.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eIt was already dark, and if you looked from the village, you could see the lights. There were five of us, two of us were going to steal palm sap, and the other two and I were lighting the fire.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e At that moment, a flashlight beam came from the village...\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"Hey... little guy...\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e My father's voice...\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eMy friends' eyes widened, and I felt a sudden pang of sadness...\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"What the hell... Dad..\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"You... took the big cat from the house.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"Yes... yes.. father...\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThe flashlight beam was shining on our group, and we could see everyone. We were about to run, almost crouching down, when my father said...\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"Well...my son is a scoundrel...after being separated for so many years, my son has not come to me. When he comes, he will...\" he sighed heavily and turned back towards the village.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eYes, our father and son have been separated for many years, and now we haven't seen each other for a day.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e On December 23, 1941, the Japanese dropped a bomb on Yangon, and the people of Yangon were scattered and scattered. I, who had pretended to be a scholar in Yangon, had to return to my birthplace.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThen the Japanese settled in Lower Burma, and in the first month of the month of Kason in 1942, my father gave me 20 British pounds.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"Son, go to the clerk's office and buy chili peppers and onions for our family's winter food with this 200 rupees,\" he sent a messenger with a group of people.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThe clever son, having just arrived at Nyaung Sar, bought some chili peppers and onions, and before returning, he went to the small village of Thotpho on the other side of the river. As he ran, he saw his girlfriend's family who were fleeing the war in this village. His mother-in-law, who was also in a monastery somewhere, was depressed and accepted him as his son-in-law (in the past, he used to say, \"A forest boy... he's just like my daughter) and became a blind man in the toilet\" and wrote the following letter to his father.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eFather, you...\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e I'm meeting my girlfriend in the village of Thotpho. I'm going to stay here. Please buy the chili and onion that my father ordered in your town. They're not cheap here. Please leave the two hundred baht for the first time in the market for a child, my dear father.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThis money is now less than two hundred. It's only 195 kyats, my father...\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e May you be healthy and happy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e Brother\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eI am the kind of child who never supports the wishes of adults and parents and does whatever he wants. My father, knowing about his son, did not object to anything. He said, \"You do what you do, you are good, you are bad,\" and let him go.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e I gave 190 kyats out of the 195 kyats to my mother-in-law and started living with my girlfriend in the monastery.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eFrom here, the only thing that was left to do was to go up to Aung Lan Thayek, buy goods, and then go to Kanaung and Myan Aung to sell them. My two daughters-in-law worked as laborers, but they never made a profit. They only suffered big and small losses.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eIn this way, they lost everything, ate everything, and became poor. When the rainy season arrived, they heard that Yangon was under the Japanese control, so they decided to leave the river and go down by boat.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e Oh... I'm at my mother-in-law's house.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e My mother-in-law bought a horse-drawn carriage,\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e I drive.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e My father was saddened to hear this.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eWhat kind of city manager or assistant manager would want to be a city school teacher? What kind of adult parent would be able to handle the city when they have reached the point of becoming a galiwala?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eFor me, since I have this wife at this time, my mother-in-law can do whatever she wants without hesitation. (As I write this, my wife is so disappointed that she is almost flirting with another man.)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e After more than 2 years of this, I had a daughter.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eWhen I first left home, it was only a half-day journey by ox cart from Kanyaung Sari and our village, and my father expected me to return in two or three days. But now, even after two or three years, my son has married a wife, a horse-drawn cart driver, and has never returned to his father, even though he heard that a child had been born. During the war, my father had to deal with the news and gossip of his son, who was driving a horse-drawn cart in the war-torn city of Yangon.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eI also want to see the beautiful face of my newly married son. I also want to see my daughter-in-law, whom I have never met. I also want to hug my granddaughter. In addition, my old father, who is in poor health, is having a hard time traveling in Japan. So, my son, come.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e I can't come yet, father.. My son has to drive a horse-drawn cart every day to eat, so only father can come.....\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eOkay...so...I'll try to come too...and you try to come too.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e Yes... I will try my best...\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e The father and son tried their best and succeeded, as if they were creating a divine vision.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThe parallel success story is that on the same day, on the same morning, a father and a son left their respective homes. In the evening, the son arrived at his father's house, and the father arrived at his son's house. The father was in a car and the son was in a train, so they did not meet on the way.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"Hmm... they're just trying to figure it out...\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e Hey...it's not just about arriving...\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\"My son will come back when he knows I'm here. I'll wait until my son returns.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e The father, who had never met or seen his son before, introduced himself to his daughter-in-law and son-in-law, and waited for his son.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e My son said the same thing...\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"My father... he won't come back to see me... I'll just wait for my sister, who hasn't come for a long time.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e It's been 3 days..\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\"Well... my son is waiting for me at home...\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e The son said\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"Well... my father is waiting for me over there...\" \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"စိတ်ကူးချိုချိုစာပေ","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45541885509781,"sku":"","price":8550.0,"currency_code":"MMK","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0609\/9756\/6613\/files\/001_30ab007f-51f4-4592-b006-87b79a8a7c4b.jpg?v=1770879514"},{"product_id":"သော်တာဆွေ-လောကလူ့ပြည်၀ထ္ထုတိုများ","title":"Thawtar Swe - Short Stories of World People","description":"\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eFist of fear\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e In the drinking world, my friends acknowledge that I can be a bit of a brawler when I'm drunk.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eSome cry in sorrow. Some sing and dance. Their nature is harmless. Those who quarrel like me have many consequences.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eIn my life, I have been hospitalized for drinking and driving accidents. I have also been in and out of the office. I have had scars on my body that will never heal in a lifetime.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e I don't know how I get the urge to fight when I'm drunk. I clench my teeth and punch out. I have to find someone to fight with.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThat desire to fight is not just about winning for me. Ha-I don't think that if I challenge this guy, he will be defeated, and I don't want to do it with people like that. I just want to fight him back and forth. Winning or losing is not the main thing in my desire to fight. Sometimes, when others challenge me and after a fight, I remember how warm and salty it is to lick the drops of blood that drip from my face with my tongue. At that time, we are always smiling and satisfied. However, when the next morning comes and I am sober, I\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eI feel very sad that it was my fault. Even if I go back, I still think that the person will take revenge and I am afraid. I have been hurt, but I never think about taking revenge. What is done is done.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eOn January 29, 1949, at about 11:00 p.m., in the dark of night, I was alone with four or five men led by Thein Maung, and I was taken to the hospital that night. My injuries were not minor, and I had severe scars on my head, lips, and feet.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThein Maung's relatives came to the hospital and told him to be gentle because he was drunk. Thein Maung was on bail.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e I am\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e “You don’t need to talk. Just let Thein Maung go.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e The next evening, when Thein Maung arrived trembling...\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\"Hey, don't be afraid. I've been depressed since I cut your lip that night. I won't do anything to you. But the police will do what the police have to do. But I'll leave to make you feel better.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eWhen I was in court, I was a witness for the police. They urged me to say that Thein Maung did it. If I came out like this, I could have been sentenced to 9 years in prison for physical abuse. But I was relieved when I said that they were working in the dark at night with sticks, knives, stones, and I didn't know who did it with what. (It was true.) Still, I ended up in prison for 9 months.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eBy the way, I'll tell you how a villain got into this.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eI was discharged from the hospital and was lying at home with a POP plaster on my leg. One day, a thin, dark-skinned man came to me and said that he was from Thein Maung's family. Thein Maung would give me 300 kyats. When the conversation started, I suddenly got angry and said, \"Go... call Thein Maung.\" I sent my brother-in-law away, and he hurriedly left the house. I said, \"Hey, man... stay here,\" but he said, \"I have something to do, I'll come back later.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eWhen Thein Maung arrived, I told him... \"Yes...that's the man. He told me to come to my house and tell him that if he gave me 50 baht, Ko Kyin Swe would testify to clear my case.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eLook, he came like a golden body to collect 20 rupees from the refugees. If I don't satisfy my grudge against Thein Maung, his plan will succeed. There are people like this in the world.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e I felt very sorry for Thein Maung at that time. In reality, it was because of me that he was originally from Sobi, the land of origin.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThat evening, at a house where liquor was secretly sold, I was over 90 degrees drunk, and as usual, I wanted to punch Thein Maung, who had come to drink by himself, and started to play the role of a jinn.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e Since it was about to happen, I had been thinking about the plot and I was a son, but he couldn't compete with me. I was one-sided.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThis angered his wife and students. Thein Maung was a shoemaker and had many workers in his house. At about 11 o'clock at night, a large crowd of soldiers gathered in front of my house. I, who was fast asleep and drunk, could not wake up. After a long time, I heard their shouting in my ears. At first, it was unclear. I was confused as to who was there and what was happening. Then I heard my name clearly and then I heard someone say, \"You are brave, my friend, now you are calm.\" I jumped out of bed and pushed away the housemates, saying, \"Hey... they are coming,\" and ran out into the street.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eIt was only because I suddenly fell down empty-handed that I wrote novels about hospitals and names. If I had drawn swords, I would have written prison novels like Luthu U Hla and Bhamo Tin Aung.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThis case doesn't bother me at all, but Thein Maung Kham's 9-month imprisonment has affected his business and his employees. His wife and children are in trouble. For me, it's a pity that the left side is losing the right side. Even if I plant a new one, I won't get the original left side.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThis is the only time in my life that I have experienced a sad experience with another person because of drinking and getting into trouble.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e Once again, I encountered this. After feeling so sorry for the man, my courage turned to fear and became a bit of a joke.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e 1951 (I can't remember the month) Beautiful\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eHe had been in England for 2 years and returned on leave because his wife was ill.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e The night after he arrived, he was in the tower.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e We had a drinking party, which was quite competitive.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e It is being held. Among the writers are Min Shin, Aung Lin, and\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e There are other friends. Behind the counter.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e There were 2 tables in a secluded area, and there were 8 of us.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThere are only a few. They are drinking one after another.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e I have only been to a few places, across land and sea.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e We are amazed by Tantal's record of success.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e As they listened, their level of intoxication increased. They came to 10.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e At about 1:00 a.m., a man from the middle table of the hotel\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e The man got up and started to riot.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eHe shouted nonsense loudly, throwing glasses at them. Breaking soda bottles. Then he climbed onto the table, stood up, and in English...\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\"Out of all the people in this hotel, come out and have the courage to shoot one by one. I'm ready to shoot anyone,\" he shouted repeatedly in English as soon as he found a mouth.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e Boy Kala went to apologize and was slapped in the face. The entire hotel took care of him.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e But no one moved a finger.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\"Come on... Aren't there any brave people... If you don't dare to fight alone, then fight together... It's important to fight for your own safety... Come on.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eHe was generously inviting me. I thought to myself, “Well... I’ve found someone like me.” But here, Colonel Thawta was the only one who dared not stand up. The man’s physique was impressive. He was not small, he was almost 6 feet tall and had a short torso. A man with my physique would have been tackled by Goliath in a movie.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThat's why the other tables were quiet. He drank one glass of wine after another, and the manager, the Chinese, couldn't do anything.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e Standing up on the table...\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"Ireland, everybody, the hotel,\" he shouted repeatedly, throwing glasses and bottles.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA broken glass fell on our table, and I jumped up...\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"Come on, he can surround you with as much force as he wants. Come on, get up...\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e However, my friends are not the type to fight, so they asked me to sit down and\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"Let him be drunk, Ko Swe Ya, you guys keep drinking.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eI am not happy anymore.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e It was the new moon day, and every table in the hotel was full of people. Some of them got up and left because of the man's rudeness. Some pretended not to hear or see. Some just stared.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThere was no one else at his table, just a young man, acting all alone. He was a strong man, wearing a short-sleeved shirt and long pants, and he was very handsome. I have never seen anyone so arrogant in my life.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eLooking at his appearance, one might think that he would be strong and agile, or that he would be skilled in skills such as the long sword. I was reminded of Zaw Heik, the protagonist of Master Shwe U Daung, and I felt a sense of fear again.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e That man's violence did not abate. He continued to tear down the entire hotel.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eAt that moment, the oldest man at our table (I won't mention his name, because he's a senior officer now) our friend got up and walked over to him without saying anything to us. They were about the same height. I thought, \"It must be good to see you.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e But we, the people, are the ones who go to apologize.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\"Here, my friend, you all are afraid to come. Come here to have fun, and relax.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e He didn't finish speaking. The man, as before, started playing the gong that was used to call the boy, back and forth.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eI was so touched that I couldn't stand it anymore and they hung up on me. Moreover, the person who had been slapped was apologizing to me. It's amazing how many people can endure it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e I'm not feeling well anymore. I feel ashamed when other people see me being beaten up at my table. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"စိတ်ကူးချိုချိုစာပေ","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45541835473045,"sku":"","price":2700.0,"currency_code":"MMK","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0609\/9756\/6613\/products\/1_48180d96-2f03-43db-bdb7-04d7fee7cd3f.jpg?v=1730245197"},{"product_id":"သော်တာဆွေ-သတ္တ၀ါတို့-သံသရာ","title":"Thawtar Swe - The cycle of beings","description":"\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eJust enjoy your life.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e One afternoon last month, while I was on my way to Myay Ni Kone on business, I passed by a liquor store. The scent of liquorice wafting from the store suddenly reminded me of my past. “Oh, I’ll leave my brother’s past in the past,” I said.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\"Oh? Aren't you going to come in for a while?\" I heard a mocking voice and looked up. Two of my old friends...\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThe one who spoke now was Ko Mya Han. The other was Kala Appana... They were sitting face to face on the bare ground under the eaves of their liquor store. In front of them was a small plastic cup, and in the middle was a small bottle of liquor with a broken head, and the liquor was stuck to the bottom. In the BBL era, drinking cups are not the same as in the days of the ancient Chinese liquor merchants. The plastic cups are neatly distributed, but the white bottles of liquor that contain liquor are unevenly broken. These bottles are good and sell for 15 or 20 baht, so drinkers tend to lose their temper and destroy them.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThe common shop is not only beautiful but also dull. Even in this charming place, I have been charming for many years, so I do not forget my past life. I do not abandon my friends from the past. So I went to them and sat down with them behind the counter..\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\"The words you said to Mya Han just now were sharp...they hurt my feelings...\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e Ko Mya Han poured the remaining bottle of wine into a cup and gave it to me...\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"I don't know. When you go from being a Ko Kyung Swe to becoming a national celebrity, U Thaw Ta Swe, will you still ask what these drinks are?\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\"How could I forget what I liked when I was young?\" he said, eagerly taking the cup he gave him and forgetting about it. Appana, who had not said anything, looked at him with a big smile.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e “Hey..Mya Han, Kyung Swe is not stupid yet.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e Appana is a true Goryinji Kula, but he can not only sing well in Burmese, but also sing beautifully.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eAfter I finally finished their little bottle, knowing their wishes and my duty...\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"Hey guys, are you drinking your faggot?\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003ePhương is a white bottle of tảnh sối, which is sealed with a cork and a string to make it airtight. When opened, it foams like beer and tastes delicious. The small bottle they are drinking now costs 20 paise, while this large bottle costs 50 paise, so the price is...\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"Huh...what a friend...I'm drinking this because I can't get pregnant..what's wrong with me...my dear...\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eI'll give you a one-kyat note...\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"Rob... take Mya Han...\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eBoth Ko Mya Han and Appana are about 10 years older than me. When we first met during the Japanese era, I was about 20 years old and they were about 30. That's why I called Ko Mya Han \"you\" and \"I\". Since Appana is a black woman, I (like most people) call him \"you\" and \"I\". Appana told me the same thing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eNow I'm 45 and they're probably 55. But their lives are the same as before.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eKo Mya Han was a horse-drawn cart driver in Sanchaung during the British era, and he was my teacher when I became a horse-drawn cart driver in the Japanese era. Appana is a dhobi kula. This raises the question of how dhobi kula and horse-drawn cart drivers get along. The answer is easy. The dhobi kula is also a drinker, the horse-drawn cart driver is also a drinker, and it is natural for drinkers to get along regardless of their backgrounds. In addition, Appana is a member of our horse-drawn cart club.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\"Hey - Hey, why is Dobi Kala still a member of the horse and cart club? Let me ask you something in surprise.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e Don't be surprised. In those days, noodle shops were also members of the horse-drawn carriage association. Danpauk Kala and tea shop owners were also members of the horse-drawn carriage association.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eI'll tell you briefly. Our Myin Kaung Myin Hle Club is located in Sanchaung Ward, near the Myin Hle Gate, on the corner of Shan Road and Varga Road, where the bakery is located. We have to pay an entrance fee. We have to pay a monthly fee.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"What happens if you don't enter without permission?\" he asked.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThe danger is great. At night, there are drunkards in the shop. If you join the horse-drawn carriage club, this danger will be avoided. If you join like this, accidents will happen. Go to the chairman of the horse-drawn carriage club. You will not be able to finish calling Nga Phyu, Nga Ni, Nga Kaew, Nga Kiew. These Nga Thies are his disciples, the horse-drawn carriage drivers.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eI understand. Before the parliamentary democracy era when politicians formed groups, our horse-drawn carriage association has been breaking down like this. It's not out of date now that horse-drawn carriages have been banned in Yangon. Before they were banned, even when I became a teacher, I still rode a horse-drawn carriage sometimes. I'm happy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eI was a member of that horse-drawn carriage club for a year. I have a long history with writers' clubs. Writers' clubs are a group of people who bully and tease each other, both members and members.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eHorse-drawn carriage drivers would give their lives to protect their own team. For example, if a member of their team, Maung Phyu, had a conflict with other horse-drawn carriage drivers, or rickshaw drivers, or with civilians who were not getting their horse-drawn carriage fare or were being paid excessively, they would immediately gather their forces, the officials would march in front of the horse-drawn carriage, talk about the benefits, demand what they deserved, and if the situation was bad, they would hold a big fight. When an incident occurred, the majority of the people would riot and fight, and the team's funds would be confiscated by the police during the Japanese era.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eNow...don't you get the idea? Our team structure and how it works.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eMembers have no right or wrong, no justice or injustice. The benefits are real. That's why Appana's dobi shop is also a member of our horse-drawn carters' association. When he became a member, he said, \"Don't insult me, even though I'm a black man... I'm a member of our association,\" and it was a great benefit to Appana.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThere were also some benefits that Appana gave us. He would beat us, feed us chicken, and lend us clothes from his store that were suitable for us if he had any.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eYes, in this era, we horse-drawn carriage drivers only wear a mix of cotton and cotton. Sometimes, when there is a festival, Appana Dhobi brings a fire-retardant cloth to wear. Appana says that when the owner of the shirt comes, he will tell you, it is raining, or the washing soda is out.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eAppana's shop had a horse's head sign hanging on it, and he had a sign that said, \"I am the Lord of the Sky.\" Appana asked what it meant, so I pointed to the blue sky and said, \"The clothes you wash are as beautiful as these raincoats because they can change the indigo.\" He liked it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eHowever, later on, the jokers called him \"Aponpinmin, Aponappana.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e As I held the cup of Dhani juice, I smiled as I recalled the above-mentioned events from over twenty years ago.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"Hey, my friend, why are you smiling?\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e“Hey, Apna, do you still have the sign I wrote for you at your dobi shop?”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"There is no such thing as a king anymore. There is no such thing as a horse anymore,\" he said, looking sad at the loss of the horse-drawn carriage company...\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"Hey, my friend, we were so happy back then.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eAt that moment, Ko Mya Han returned with two bottles of Dhani liquor. As he was taking it from Aap Pan, I held out a kyat note.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"Now...make a tail for Ko Mya Han.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e At this, Apana smiled, showing his white teeth, as if he had suddenly remembered something,\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e“Hey, Mya Han, Kyung Swe likes chicken feet. He bought me a big chicken foot and a leg bone. I’ll chew on the leg bone. Haha…haha…ha,” he said, and both Mya Han and I understood and laughed heartily.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e The past incident happened more than twenty years ago.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eOne evening, in the dark, my horse-drawn carriage driver, Ko Myat Tha, and I, having finished our work for the day and having finished our meal, stopped our horse-drawn carriage in front of this tea shop. Just like that, under the canopy of the shop, Ko Mya Han and Appana were sitting there.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eWe both gathered around him. We each took turns drinking a bottle and became quite drunk. Appana told us not to finish drinking at the shop tonight but to continue drinking at his house. That evening, a large rooster on the road had been bitten by a dog and his wife had already cooked it. We paid for the bottle, drew bottles of dhani juice, and drove to Appana's house in our horse-drawn carriage, all very happily.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eWhen they arrived at Appana's house, his wife, Ma Ngwe Sein, had already cooked the food. She was already quite drunk, and she was already very winded with calamus and calamus soup.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eOur custom is to give the name \"Ma Ngwe Sein\" to the Kalama who is called \"Ma Hu Ra Ke\", \"Tha Beik Kwe\", and \"Omei\". Appana, who has named herself \"Ko Hla\", also likes it, so if we go there...\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e “Hey, Ma Ngwe Sein, don’t talk too much. My friends are here…try the food…”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e Ma Ngwe Sein shook hands with Sadikaya..\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\"I'm calling you, my lord... I've already eaten. I'm drunk,\" he said, lying down on the bed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThen Ko Hla called Appana, “Kala Maung Amara, Kindari, Madi, Sambula are all the same,” he said, trying to say something, and went to the pot of stew. The food that came was liver, roots, leg bones, wing bones, and other meat. 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However, in the loving community, grandchildren are more obedient and patient than children.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eBecause by the time grandparents have grandchildren, they are older, have more life experience, are less greedy and angry, and have a more tolerant spirit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eTheir lives have become narrower and narrower. Some of their childhood friends are gone. Those who are still there are far away and rarely see each other. It is difficult to visit each other. The general pains of old age have made them reluctant to leave the house.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eTherefore, their only companions in their confinement at home are their grandchildren. They have to live with their grandchildren, who are not yet able to go to school, and their grandchildren, who are not yet able to go to school.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThey have no other entertainment, so they only find happiness with their grandchildren. They don't want to hear children cry. They just want to see them happy. They don't like parents beating their children, hey... they're just children, don't cry, give them what they want, feed them what they want. They always advocate for their grandchildren. Now, children don't want to be afraid of their parents and rely on their grandparents.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eTherefore, some say that children are the head of the parents, while grandchildren are the head of the grandparents. In fact, grandparents and grandchildren are people who meet briefly in the human world.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eLast Thadingyut, the writer Ma Sandar Maung and her husband came to visit me with their little daughter. Their daughter was about three months old. Oh, oh\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\"Hey... Are you and your daughter so beautiful? Is it okay to eat so much chewing gum?\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"Yes, sir, I can't say. I've been eating all these things all my teeth are now just stumps,\" he said, his mouth wide open.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\"Hey... not one tooth is good anymore, that's a shame. Be careful when your little girl starts teething, she'll be left with a mess of crooked teeth and crooked teeth.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eWhen I think about the child, I realize that Ma Sandar and his wife are both full-time workers and go to the office every day, so this child must be the one who spends most of his time at home with his grandparents. So if grandchildren are not his grandparents, whose grandchildren is this child? Just as the saying goes, \"You know your blood, you know your eyes,\" and \"You know your feet,\" the saying goes, \"You know your grandfather,\" but Thin is the granddaughter of Sayar Mann Tin. Why did Ma Sandar call Sayar Mann Tin's daughter?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA few days after Mr. Sandar and I came to my house, on 6-11-83, at the celebration of the anniversary of the birth of Master Pi Moe Ning, I met Master Mann Tin and we talked about his grandson.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e “Oh, my, this kid’s teeth are bad, and he’s getting fat from eating too many sweets,” said Teacher Man Tin with a “smile.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eWe Burmese people used to fight against teachers, both adults and children. It was like saying, \"Father, I can beat you, I can beat the big rooster.\" So, after the Sandar couple started fighting me, a few days later I went to see Teacher Min Thuwan to fight...\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eAung Mae Lay....., Teacher Thuwan's grandson is also a different kind of person. There was a monkey running around the house. Why did this kid keep running? I peeked in from the side, wondering if he would stop... Grandma was eating her rice. She was eating in front of the house, running out the back, and eating in the back, running back to the front. Grandma was holding the rice bowl and following her.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eOh... I can't get tired of this, my grandmother's heart is filled with joy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e When I returned, Teacher Thuwan gave me a book called “Hokuku Poetry to Enjoy” that he had acquired in Japan.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThe teacher's instructions stated (The format of haiku poetry is three lines. The first line has 5 syllables, the second line has 7 syllables, and the third line has 5 syllables, for a total of 17 syllables.) So I looked at examples of haiku poetry and tried to compose them. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e Grandfather and grandson,\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e The ins and outs of life.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e Let's meet briefly..\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eFor a moment, when we met,\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e If they love each other very much,\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e The law of the world..\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e No. 1 (January 1984) \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"စိတ်ကူးချိုချိုစာပေ","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45541835145365,"sku":"","price":2700.0,"currency_code":"MMK","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0609\/9756\/6613\/products\/1_aaf332a2-13ac-458e-9fb5-e9e0fb88e526.jpg?v=1730245304"},{"product_id":"သော်တာဆွေ-ဟာသ၀ထ္ထုတိုများ၄","title":"Thawtar Swe - Short Humor Stories 4","description":"\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eFriendship\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eHe himself is a writer and a lover of literature, and I knew that he would give the opportunity to the Writers' Association as the Prime Minister, so we visited Mandalay once and Myitkyina once. Thank you. I hope to visit Shan State in the future, as I have never been there before.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eWhen I returned from Myitkyina, U Kyaw, the gardener of the Sumava Garden, where my imagination blossomed, asked me to plant the Manawraung Myaingyan flower, which I had brought from Myitkyina, in his garden. (Oh... don't say it's too big, U Kyaw, let me brag a little.)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eTo tell the truth, I am not only traveling at the request of this young Mali Maung Kyaw, but also because of the grace of the Prime Minister, and I am responsible for repaying the grace of the state. Therefore, I have to write a letter with everything I know.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eOn the evening of January 5, 1951, after the Prime Minister’s tea party at the Prime Minister’s residence, I approached Thakin Nu and asked him to invite our writers to the Myitkyina Manao Festival. It seemed that he had already planned it. He immediately called Secretary U Thant and made arrangements, and at 11 o’clock the next day, twenty-six writers, including Shwe Mann and Shwe Gon, were given a Dakota aircraft. I was delighted when the Information Department announced that...\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eI have never been to Myitkyina, not even for a month. It is not because I have never attended the Manaw festival. I have danced there in 1947. However, this time, how can I get the goods from that place at a low price? I... I thought about how to sell the goods listed below at a high price, but now I want to go with the heart of a writer.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eI, on the other hand, was a writer who ran away from home, having lost money and debts, and had no money to buy anything. In 1947, I took refuge in the village of Nandawkyun, on the other side of Mingun, and entered the literary world by writing dark and humorous novels.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eOh... Now I am going to this region of the Myitkyina River where I lived as a merchant as a writer. Myitkyina is more than eight hundred miles away from my hometown, and since I left last time, it has been difficult to reach any further. On the morning of January 3, 1947, while the snow was still blowing, I collected copper, I lost over ten thousand baht in a minute due to the sudden order of the government to “arrest the owner” (as mentioned in the novel Chit Pan Nin Khaing), and I wanted to stand for a moment on the platform in front of Myitkyina Station, where I was in a state of despair. I wanted to walk along the side streets where I had been hunting for copper and gold powder (Kin Shwe) with a group of friends. I wanted to look at the jungle people who were buying copper or gold powder (Kin Shwe) at a low price so that we could not get it at a high price, and I wanted to say, “I was stupid.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eIn my writing career, like some writers, I have pen pals who I have never met in person but who I have become very close to through correspondence. When I decided to go to Myitkyina, I opened my notebook and looked up the addresses of two pen pals in Myitkyina.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e First, Maung Tun Khaing, Kaung Phat Alcohol Company, Myitkyina.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThe other one... is a girl, so I don't think it's appropriate to mention her address.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e Maung Tun Khaing calls me the writer's older brother, and the girl calls me the younger brother.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e We started dating (the girl is the first) for over a year, and although we haven't met in person, we've exchanged photos.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eMaung Tun Khaing was a Chinese immigrant who worked as a clerk in a liquor store run by his mother and brother-in-law. He had written about me in my novels as an alcoholic, and he invited me to come over to his house and drink alcohol. Sometimes he would consult me ​​about his girlfriend.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eMy dear sister Mya Yi (half of her name has been changed) once wrote to me, “Why are you late in replying to my brother’s letter because I have a lot of marital responsibilities at the moment?” My brother said, “Oh… my sister is a virgin now, what do I have to do with my husband?” I guess I’ll think so since I wrote this. I’m talking about my brother’s marital responsibilities and being a husband. Out of the five siblings, Ari is the eldest, so I have to take care of the marriage when my mother is sick. My brother… Don’t get me wrong, Ari is only eighteen years old, and I haven’t even had a boyfriend yet. I don’t even think about having one. What… is it because my brother wants a husband? If he wants a husband, I can find a brother and send him a parcel from Yangon. Or, when my brother comes to Myitkyina, come and pick him up.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e(I often write to my pen pals in the city, saying that I will come and feed them one day.)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e One day before I came to Myitkyina, I showed this letter and his photo to Ko Min Shin, who was going to Myitkyina with me.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\"Hey... you're so cute. Hehe... you're the one who took me as a joke,\" he said. I smiled.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"You... I'll give you the world's treasure...\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eAt 7:30 a.m. on January 9, our Dakota plane took off from Mingalardon. The propellers whirred and twisted through the air. The fields under our eyes became smaller and smaller. Gradually, they became golden and emerald-colored sheets. When the plane finally stopped and hovered, they became golden bricks and emeralds. If you look at the small streams, they look like lines between emeralds and gold welded together. The big lakes are like big silver coins. The plane does not seem to be as fast as it looks from below.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eNow we are moving on a golden and silver-plated kambala. Every now and then, a white cloud of cotton wool comes to our eyes. Some of them greet us from the side. I want to go among them and hide from the world. I want to call one of them. Will you follow me, mother...\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\"Hey.. that's.. that's Baguio.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e About half an hour after leaving Yangon, a man pointed to the left wing of the plane. Yes, the trees were moving rapidly, high and low. In Lower Burma.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e A mountain that provides rain to create emeralds and golden fruits, a mountain that is home to new trees.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eFrom the sky, our Myanmar looks even more beautiful. Emerald green mountains, golden fields, and silvery streams.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThe population is still very small in terms of land area. I estimate that if our country, Myanmar, develops peacefully and in a disciplined manner, not to mention the current population of 17.5 million, more than 50 million people could live in prosperity.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eLand for growing crops, forests for cutting down trees, highlands for raising livestock, and places to mine for treasures.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e Hey... look at Mogok.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eOur plane arrived at Shwe Mann Chan Myat Thashi Airfield at 9:30 a.m., and after resting for half an hour while the Shwe Mann writers loaded their bags, we continued our journey at 10:00 a.m. At 11:00 a.m., we saw the town of Mogok, a village built on the side of the Inya Lake on the mountainside.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e A city in Burma where rubies are mined.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eHmm... Now that the dogs have been taken away for over fifty years, will there be many left when we get our land back?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"Oh... don't bother with mining in Burma.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eMy mind is now looking down on Mogok from an altitude of over seven thousand feet, and on December 27, 1946, at around noon, I reach the rooftop of U Saw Naung's house, not far from the Mogok Station, on the road directly west of the station, and I imagine U Saw Naung's words again.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\"We have a lot of resources. Do you want to find gold? Do you want to find oil? Do you want to see coal? I can show you now. Right now, people in our area are only digging the jade mines they found before, and they haven't expanded the areas yet...\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eU Saw Naung is a chieftain from Moe Kaung. We know him through the chieftain of Moe Kaung Kyaw Dwin, La Maung Saw Taung. As we speak, La Maung Saw Taung is sitting with us. However, he cannot hear anything we say. Because he is not only very hard of hearing but also has a voice, if we want to talk to him, we use the small stone tablet and stone stick that he has with him. He speaks Burmese well. It is known that he was shot in the chest during the revolution and died like this. A Burmese military officer once told me that he was one of the arms of General Aung San for Moe Kaung Shan during the revolution against Japan. La Maung Saw Taung is descended from a chieftain recognized by the king since the time of the ancient Burmese kings, as is evidenced by the silver medal hanging on his chest.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eLa Maung Saw Taung became my friend thanks to the kindness of Ma Than Yi and Bo Myint, the women's leaders in Myitkyina. At that time, I was a merchant and business enthusiast, so I was in the company of La Maung Saw Taung to expand my business in the Moe Kaung quarry. However, talking to him was not easy, as he wrote and erased his broken slate. He also knew this situation, so he brought me from Myitkyina to Moe Kaung and asked U Saw Naung to speak on his behalf.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e“If you... work for me for a pittance... I will give you our land,” U Saw Naung continued. “It is also our responsibility to find workers…”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e “How much money do you think you’ll need to start?”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e At that time, I, who had over ten thousand rupees in my hand, asked.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e“Ha.. this is... it can be a little, it can be a lot. The working principle is like this, for example, if you hire ten workers for one shift, or two shifts, you have to buy rice, oil, fish paste, and dried fish for these workers to eat. They will dig in the place you sent them to, every day. When you get stones, you and they get half of the shift. If you are lucky, you can get good stones and you can be rich in a month. If not, what will your workers do with the money they earn?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\"You will lose their livelihood if you don't get any stone, but no matter what place we choose, we will have to find a type of stone that will cover the workers' livelihood until they become rich.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e U Saw Naung has secured the bail.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"How much do you think it would cost in a month if there were ten people working together?\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e I asked.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\"Ha.. not much. Four or five hundred is fine. Five hundred at the most. Right now, we have few people who can invest that kind of money, so we have enough workers. You... If you can manage one or two shifts in that quarry, or maybe even a hundred people, I'd like you to give up the place where you can get gold.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"Why does a gold mining site need so many people?\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\"Oh... This place is far from the people, so we'll have to build new villages and settlements there, and we'll have to spend about five thousand a month.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"How many months will it take to be based?\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\"You can't tell the time when you're looking for treasure in the ground. Maybe you'll find it in a month, maybe in two months, maybe in a year. Well, if you start, you can expand it and gradually it will become a big city.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eAs U Saw Naung spoke, my eyes filled with joy, and I not only earned myself the title of gold-mining magnate, but I was also building a gold-mining city, “Moeung Taung,” to rival the ruby-mining city of “Moe Kot” and the jade-mining city of “Moeung Kaung” in Upper Burma. 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When they see such a person, they worship him with great devotion, thinking that he is a true arahant.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eI finished my cup....\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e “Wait.. Uncle Kyaw Rot, how stupid is it to mix alcohol with water? In my opinion, it’s easy to mix alcohol with water. Well... Now, some public liquor stores are even getting caught for mixing alcohol with water, and the newspapers are still reporting it...?”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e The rat spat out a loud slurp of saliva.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\"Don't be a jerk to people who drink together, Maung Thaw Tar Shwe Ya..., these kinds of things are already common...\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e“Oh.. Uncle Rat also said that he wanted to shorten the rat’s tail. I don’t know for sure. Now... how did Arya turn alcohol into water? Tell me. If you put your finger in a bottle of alcohol and say it turns into water, does it turn into water? Well... as for someone who says he can turn water into alcohol... come here, I will build a house and worship you for the rest of my life...”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e“Hey... comedian... you're so funny... I'm not saying anything good....”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e “Tell me.. how does alcohol become water?.. I have heard that.... “Sotapanso, desire to know, two drinks, if you mix, only water will enter, nature”....”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"I'm not saying that, but when you drink it in his mouth, the nature of the alcohol disappears and it becomes pure water...\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\"Ah... if you're drunk, then you're an arahant, right?\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"Hey...that's not why I said I became an arahant...\" Noble persons who have renounced the world and attained the Dhamma...even alcohol becomes water when it enters their mouths...\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\"I have heard this saying. This must be a metaphor. In reality, what noble person, what arahant, would say that drinking alcohol makes my mouth water?\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"Aye... I like what you say, but was there ever a monk who turned into water when he drank alcohol...\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\"How stupid, you showed me drinking alcohol and then told me that it was just water in my mouth without even flinching. This is probably the kind of guy who used to drink hard liquor when he was a man...\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"You're right, I'm an alcoholic too, I understand. What I'm going to say now is not that...\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e“While traveling with his kappiya, on the road... er... I have to tell you, his kappiya is a smuggler, a smuggler. He always has a small bag to carry before eating. On the road, he saw this bottle in the bag on the ox cart. He asked the kappiya who was walking behind the cart. Hehe... Daka... What kind of bottle is this? So, I said, “A bottle of water, Buddha.” Then the monk said, “Huh... I am thirsty and ready to drink.” The kappiya shouted, “This water is not clean, Buddha. My disciple is drinking water. Here is clean water, Buddha.” He ran up and down the cart and said, “Papa, this water is not clean, Buddha.” But the monk couldn’t get up and down, but the monk had already taken half the bottle. Then the kappiya said, “Oh, this is trouble, once and for all.” So the monk... er... Daka laughed, “There is no problem on the road, just hide it, you.” \"I'm drinking.. I'm drinking what's mine, you can't blame me. Roh..roh, it's still here. You're thirsty, the sun is hot and dry... so the priest was surprised and took it with a big yawn and drank it... Oh... Oh, the rest of the alcohol is water, brother... \"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eSo I'm interested.. \"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"That's strange, isn't it? People don't call this monk an arahant, do they?\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e“Ha.. I’m just saying.. Since I heard that word from Kappiya, it has been passed down from generation to generation, and people from all over the world have come to see him and practice his meditation methods. Don’t tell me, that monk is also a meditation instructor..”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"Oh... oh, okay... what's the trick? Is it the way to breathe deeply, or is it the way to be very thin and plump...\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\"I don't know about those...\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"Dude... how long has it been since you showed up...\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"It's been a long time... I... was still young then, it would be nice if you... wrote about that person...\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\"Ah... I guess so. I'm a contemporary novelist. How can I go and read Theravada Buddhism? This is just Pali, and I don't know Pali at all.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"No need, you don't know Pali either.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e “Aung Ma, the meditation teacher, doesn’t know Pali, so... is that possible?”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e“Haven’t you read the Sun Lun Sayadaw’s At-Kapatti? That great monk didn’t know a single word. The now widely-claimed Arahant, Theingu Sayadaw, was a bandit captain. He only attained the Dhamma at the age of 46 and began his efforts.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"Now... what about the alcoholic you were talking about...\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e“He is not young, he has had a very bad life, and at the age of 50 he is wearing a robe, and he is not very literate. He only knows elementary school, Pali, eh... he only knows a little English, but he is a very versatile person…”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e I found it a little...\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"Oh... you're all right, are you a head taller than the others?\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eHere, the rat looked at me with curious eyes...\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"Why are you asking me this...\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"Why don't you ask me why...\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"Do you know these guys...? They're tall, they get beaten up a lot in the game because they're tall...\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"Why are you being beaten?\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e“Huh... because he was taller than the others, his head was hidden in front of them, so people started hitting each other while watching the game. Not only were they hit, they were also kicked and thrown at him....”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"So his head will be scarred, these are the bitter wounds of life, oh... yes, he is a man of many people, and he is a head taller than others...\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eI have memorized what Master Shwe U Daung wrote, \"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"So, he's outstanding, I want to write about this kind of person, Uncle Mouse, does he know much about him?\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e “Ha... they're from our area, I know everything..” “So tell me....”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e“His parents were the village farm owners of that time, they were wealthy people. At first, he was only in the village monastery, then he went to the English school in the city with the help of the Chitty Bank, which they borrowed money from. Since the village was 5 miles away from the city, as was the custom of the village farm owners of that time, they took money from the Chitty Bank and bought him a bicycle, a pair of boots and a motorcycle, and an Algin watch.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\"Aung...it's all good...\" I said.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"So what is a mozart...\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"They call socks \"...\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e“Oh... tell me his maiden name, his full name, and his monk title. If possible, his date of birth... day, month, year. Because when writing a biography of such a noble person, you have to include some details...”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e“I don’t know his day, year, or month. If you want, ask his relatives later. Well, his birthday will be on Thursday, because his monk title is U Thanya and his personal name is Ko Myint Oo. But when he came to the city, the English students called him Daggyi Daggyi…”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e“That’s right, the city people want to suppress the rural people when they come to the city. So, what grade level did he teach at that English school?”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"Only he knows the truth, his parents don't know either. He said that he was in the 7th grade, so his parents had to pay for his books until the 7th grade. But... he was a C.E.T.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\"Cats, rats, mice, bats, and bats are only common...\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"Dude..at what age did he drop out of that school?\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e“Only he knows this, because... he... When he was 13 years old, he went to the city and became a young man, but he didn't go to school well. He even asked for money from home, so he stole and lived in the forest. When he was 17, he became addicted to opium and stopped going to school and started playing cards... ”,\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e“Aung Mae Lay…..is he really a bad person? Cool…that’s why he got pardoned so quickly. Now…tell me, is he married?”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"Of course, his parents wouldn't let him stay like this. They said he should get married so they could settle down, so they sold him to a girl they liked...\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"So he's okay?\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\"Don't tell me it's good, his wife is also addicted to opium and started playing cards with him.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e “Hey…”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e“So, both parents ran out of the materials they had made and started to sell the land to Chit Ti. But they didn’t give up. The couple agreed to play cards according to the saying, “Follow the boat, follow the money, follow the money.” They continued to play cards, looking for a wise man. Finally, when they met a fortune teller and played cards, they were called to play cards.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\"Hmm..is this possible..\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"Possible or impossible, listen.., I'll tell you. I remember them well. They were over 30 years old and I was about 10 years old. Their job to raise ghosts is not easy. They have to die raw.. Before they die, they have to be buried in the grave.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\"It must be a place that is close to you so that you can place the medicine underneath.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"Well.. it's not easy, is it?\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"Yes, but it was their merit, and it coincided with a coincidence. 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The king, as promised, gave the poor man a crown from the mountain and appointed him to a position of royal service.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"စိတ်ကူးချိုချိုစာပေ","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45557086388373,"sku":"","price":810.0,"currency_code":"MMK","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0609\/9756\/6613\/products\/2_1bae649d-052f-41bf-8dd7-6cf926b846af.jpg?v=1730247599"},{"product_id":"ရဲစတိုင်း-ကြိုက်သလောက်ဖတ်ကြိုက်သလောက်ရယ်","title":"Police Station - Read as much as you like, as much as you like.","description":"\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003ePositive, negative\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e An optimist and a pessimist are discussing the future. \u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eBoth agree that the outlook is very bleak. The optimist says:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \" \u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eAt this rate of inflation, they'll be begging for it soon.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThe pessimist asked in surprise.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \" \u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eI have to beg, right? From whom?\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eI said I wanted to cough.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e A young man with a cough saw the girl he loved returning from the market alone, so he ran to the girls to propose to them while he was still free.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\" \u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eAh...ah, are you back from the market? Ah..ah,ah\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eLet's change clothes.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e Two boys are talking while studying how girls dress.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \" \u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eWe boys have to dress according to how the girls dress\u003c\/span\u003e .\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \" \u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eYes. That way, they will look even more beautiful\u003c\/span\u003e .\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e“ \u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eWhile girls wear long-sleeved blouses and t-shirts, we boys wear shirts, turtlenecks, and shawls.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \" \u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eYes. That would be nice to see.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"While girls wear long skirts, dresses, and loose-fitting pants, we boys wear sports shirts, T-shirts, and long pants.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\"Then I'll go ahead and follow you, brother.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \" \u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eNowadays, girls are wearing short, high-necked, short-waisted shirts and skinny, one-inch shorts. How can we boys dress to match them?\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \" \u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThey dress like bodybuilders.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA thief who is worthy of merit\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eTwo long-lost friends unexpectedly meet again somewhere, and one of them asks.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"It's been a while since we last saw each other. How are you?\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \" \u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eIt's fine, you're fine too.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"Yes?\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \" \u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eOkay, so what are you doing now?\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \" \u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThey are doing a dirty job\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\" \u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eHaku, your job is not finished yet. Stealing is not a good job. Try changing to another job.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \" \u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eI love stealing.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \" \u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eDon't do it, God doesn't like stealing, neither do the spirits. People don't like it either, and if you get caught, it won't be easy.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \" \u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eI stole for a good cause\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\" \u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eI've never heard of stealing being considered good.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \" \u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eI'm a woman thief. If my friends go to steal women, I'll steal them too. I'll get merit if my lovers get together because I steal them.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"စိတ်ကူးချိုချိုစာပေ","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45546915725461,"sku":"","price":630.0,"currency_code":"MMK","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0609\/9756\/6613\/products\/1_e91982d8-7c09-432f-b38f-44a41c6d38f3.jpg?v=1730251651"},{"product_id":"ရဲစတိုင်း-စေ့စေ့တွေးပြီးဖြည်းဖြည်းရယ်","title":"Policeman - Think carefully and then laugh slowly.","description":"\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eDon't find the owner.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \" \u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eWhy don't you go outside and play with the ball you picked up yesterday?\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \" \u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eI'm afraid the owner of the ball will ask for it back if he finds it.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThey haven't slept yet.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\" \u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eDoes your husband snore when he sleeps?\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"I don't know, you've only been married for three days.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThe highest manuscript fee\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \" \u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eWhat kind of manuscript makes the most money?\" said the writer.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \" \u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eKidnapping Letter\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eI laugh.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e The wife listened to the telephone and then spoke to her husband in the bedroom.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\" \u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eMy husband just called me, he said he'd be late.. Haha, haha, haha, he's playing billiards with you.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eI'm too tired.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e When a drunk man entered a bar, the owner asked him what he wanted to drink, and he replied,\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e“ \u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eOh my, I’m so tired. Think about it. We have 237 million people in the United States, 104 million of whom are retirees, children, the elderly, and the disabled. That leaves 133 million people who can work, and 85 million of whom are students, so only 48 million people can work. If we take 29 million of those who are federal employees, only 19 million are able to work, and 4 million of those who are in the military, that leaves only 15 million. If we take 14 million and 800,000 of those who are state employees, that leaves only 200,000. Of that, 188,000 are hospitalized, 11,998 are in prison, and the only two people who are actually working are you and me. Meanwhile, you’re the owner of the store, so you can’t leave the store. I’m the only one who’s out there working, so don’t be surprised that you’re so tired. So, in honor of me, I’ll give you two free beers, okay? \"My own person\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThe price is better.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \" \u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eI shot this lion while hunting in Africa. To be honest, I wouldn't shoot such a majestic animal. But there was no choice in the matter. If I didn't kill him, he would.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \" \u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThat's cool... His leather is more expensive than yours.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eResponse\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\" \u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eYour Honor, my husband broke all the dishes, cupboards, and tables in the house,\u003c\/span\u003e and \u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003ehe also spoke harshly to me.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \" \u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eDidn't he apologize when he did that?\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \" \u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eI'm sorry, I'm taking him away in an ambulance before he speaks to me again.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eBecause I heard a sound.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \" \u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eAre you sure you were hit by the car driven by your brother-in-law?\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \" \u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eOf course, Your Honor, I remember hearing his satisfied laughter from somewhere after the car hit him.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"စိတ်ကူးချိုချိုစာပေ","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45546914545813,"sku":"","price":630.0,"currency_code":"MMK","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0609\/9756\/6613\/products\/1_6e77170d-7964-455f-9784-620df37bd8d6.jpg?v=1730251733"},{"product_id":"ရဲစတိုင်း-တွေးမှရယ်ရဤဟာသ","title":"Police - This joke makes you laugh when you think about it.","description":"\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eIt's just wrong.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e The man said to his wife.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\"You talkative woman, but this time it only took fifteen minutes to call?\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"The phone number is wrong.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eSo happy\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e It was given to a person whose face was covered in dirt.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"What happened to your face?\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"I kissed the locomotive\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"Are you crazy because you don't have enough to kiss?\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"I'm not crazy. I sent my mother-in-law on that train.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eDon't let him know.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e A man was angry with his dog and decided not to feed it. But at about ten o'clock at night, the dog started barking and he felt sorry for it, so he asked his wife to feed it. \"Go feed Jackie, my wife, don't let her know that I asked her to feed it.\" \u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eHe still hadn't gotten up.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA passenger on the plane said, \"Look, the people below are like ants. Really small ones.\" \"Those are real ants. We haven't even boarded the plane yet.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eGoing for a fish meal\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eTwo men were fishing on a riverbank when one of them dived into the water. After a while, the other man reappeared. “You’ve been diving for a long time, why?” “I didn’t catch any fish, so I went fishing.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eCowherd\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \" \u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eI got a letter from your brother.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\" \u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eYes. He's been abroad for over ten years. I just got a letter yesterday.\" \"What, is he doing well there?\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \" \u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eI don't know. I didn't want to pay the price because I didn't put a stamp on it.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eTwo ways\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"The water faucet at home is dripping, and I don't know what to do.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"There are two ways\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\"Try it\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e “ \u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eCall a plumber, or put cotton in your ears.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eIt may not happen yet.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"I drink beer after I eat something. If I'm anemic, I drink red wine. If I feel like I'm going to get sick, I drink whiskey.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"So when do you drink water?\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \" \u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eNo, I've never had a disease that required drinking water.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eWho is looking for it?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \" \u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eWoman.. Last night in my dream, you and I were in Bangkok. Night market.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"I don't know where you left off as I walked along.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \" \u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eFinally found it?\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"I didn't say I was looking for it.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e This joke makes you laugh even when you think about it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e How should I cook it?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\" \u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eWoman, I've invited some friends to our house for dinner. Show me your skills.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \" \u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eTell me how to prepare it. Should I prepare it so that I can visit you again soon, or should I prepare it so that I can go to the salon all at once?\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"စိတ်ကူးချိုချိုစာပေ","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45546913955989,"sku":"","price":810.0,"currency_code":"MMK","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0609\/9756\/6613\/products\/1_2a5d0602-fb75-4fa1-b8d7-70511e73f8b2.jpg?v=1730251770"},{"product_id":"ရဲစတိုင်း-ပြုံးစေ့စေ့ဖတ်စရာ","title":"Police Station - A must-read for those who want to smile","description":"\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eSo that I can catch up.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e A man comes to the veterinarian.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\" \u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eSir, my horse is very stiff. How can I steer it and not run? What should I do, sir...\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e The doctor gave out two pills, a red one and a green one.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \" \u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eTake this medicine. First, put the red medicine in the horse's ass. It will run. If you want it to run faster, put the green medicine in. Then your horse will become a horse of the Aga.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThe man happily took the two pills. About a month later, the doctor and the man met again. The man looked happy and cheerful. So the doctor said,\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \" \u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eIt's been a while since I've seen you, Master Bo. Is your horse doing well? Is it responding to the medicine?\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e The horse master replied cheerfully.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\"Wait, sir, if you put a red dye in his ass, he'll run away and no one will be able to catch him.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e The doctor frowned.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"So how do you get that horse back?\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e The horse master smiled and replied.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"It's easy, I just put the raw medicine the teacher gave me up my ass and I'll catch up.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eCall me later.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA policeman pulled over a young man who was making fun of and disturbing passersby. When he reached the young man's house, the policeman rang the bell. The young man's father opened the door. The policeman asked in a stern voice:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \" \u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eIs this Naung-gyi's child?\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"Yes. But please come back in an hour. We have guests at home.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eTo choose?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e Twins were born in the family. Both parents were happy. The five-year-old boy looked at his two brothers for a long time. Then he asked his parents. .\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \" \u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eAre they both going to stay here? Or are they sending us to choose the one they like?\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eAbout men\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e1. A man with a messy house, empty house, and a broken heart\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e 2. A man who pretends to be very loving and is very cunning.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e 3. A man who gives a guide and is rude\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e 4. A very strong man with a strong will.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e 5. If you are young in mind and you are young in body, you are a man who is now...now...\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e 6. A man who does a lot of work, but pretends to be nothing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e 7. A man who doesn't use the \"h\" is a fool.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e8. \"Every man who goes shopping and returns empty-handed is a coward.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e 9. A man who speaks obscenely and unfairly\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e 10. A man who does not even have the aura of the Dhamma\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e 11. A man who can't even get up and consult with a friend.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e 12. The man who went to karaoke because he was here\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e 13. The old man who said that the pole star would move south\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e 14. A man with a rotten fruit figurine on display with one earring\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e15. A man who talks a lot and has a lot of manners\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e 16. A man posing with a phone\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e 17. A man who has many sisters, called a good-for-nothing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e 18. A man who wants to be tied up if he breaks his leg\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e 19. A man who is not interested in sex, is a man who is not interested in sex.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e 20. A man with a six-pack walking with a swaying gait\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e 21. A man who has been beaten up by a drunkard\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e22. A man who is not attracted to people and thinks highly of himself\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e 23. A must-read for men who want to have sex without a partner.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e 24. A man who dreams of a drunken death\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e 25. A man who is more like this than that\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e 26. A man with a scarf around his neck, very sleepy.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"စိတ်ကူးချိုချိုစာပေ","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45546913857685,"sku":"","price":720.0,"currency_code":"MMK","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0609\/9756\/6613\/products\/1_582cef67-dbbd-4ad7-80fb-46b00e97abfc.jpg?v=1730251803"},{"product_id":"ရဲစတိုင်း-ပြုံးတစိမ့်စိမ့်","title":"Police Station - Smiling softly","description":"\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eI don't like it.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eTeacher\u003c\/strong\u003e : If you \u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003ewere asked to choose between a bag with 36 bananas and a bag with 5 oranges, which would you choose?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eStudent\u003c\/strong\u003e : I'll choose the one with 5 oranges.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eTeacher\u003c\/strong\u003e : Don't you understand that 36 is actually more than 5?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eStudent\u003c\/strong\u003e : I understand, teacher. That's why I chose the one with 5 oranges. My son doesn't like bananas.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eGood thinker\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \" \u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eLet's build our house while the hosts are on tour.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \" \u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eAre you crazy? There are 6 dogs in that house. If they hear the dogs barking, the neighborhood will know.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\" \u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eI don't think so. I think on the positive side. The dogs are barking loudly, so no one will hear us break in.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eGood disguiser\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e A bank was robbed four times in one week. Each time, it was by the same robber.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eAfter the fourth robbery, the police asked the bank manager what the robber looked like.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \" \u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThat's right... the robber was alone. But his clothes got better and better every time.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eResearch\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA new study has found that one in five people snore while sleeping. Another separate study found that four in five people suffer from insomnia.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eSimilarity\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \" \u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eYou're hitting the metal with a hammer like lightning.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"Is the sound too loud?\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\" \u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eNo. Your hammer never hits the same spot twice.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eGood answer\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e In physical education, all participants were asked to lie on their backs, place both feet on the floor, and move as if pedaling a bicycle.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e After several minutes, the coach shouted, noticing that someone had stopped moving.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\" \u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eI have to ride a bike... why are you still standing?\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \" \u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eI'm not stopping. I'm speeding down the slope.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"စိတ်ကူးချိုချိုစာပေ","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45546913595541,"sku":"","price":540.0,"currency_code":"MMK","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0609\/9756\/6613\/products\/1_f9241da1-5228-4105-8e7f-cc4109d5a446.jpg?v=1730251830"},{"product_id":"ရဲစတိုင်း-ပြုံးပြီးမှရယ်","title":"Police station - smile and then laugh","description":"\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eRest assured.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\"Here you go, Master Pilot, I'm so nervous because I've never flown in a plane before. We'll get all our passengers back on the ground safely.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \" \u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eDon't worry. I've been flying for a long time. I never leave anyone in the sky.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThis is easy.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\"Is your train ticket wrong? You should be riding left-handed, but the train is now clockwise.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e “ \u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eNo problem, then I’ll sit back and follow.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eHis wish\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"I'll marry a rich widow, no matter what.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \" \u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eHey, man, don't try to be a widow's second husband.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\" \u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eYou want to be the widow's first husband, right?\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eI believe.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e “Please, take a look at my bike.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \" \u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eHey, I'm the editor.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \" \u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eOkay. No problem, I trust you.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eSo always.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e“I have been working for this company for over ten years, boss, and I have never asked for a raise.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \" \u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eWell, that's why you've been with me for over ten years.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eI don't believe it.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e “That singer couple broke up a long time ago.” 2. “That’s impossible, I only hear their song on the radio about once a month.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eMother's words\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\"Your handwriting is so bad, I \u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e'm tired of being slapped every day. Don't you care about anything at home?\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"My mother told me, 'Teacher, it doesn't matter if my son's handwriting is bad. No one will tell him to stay home if he can't read. When he grows up, he'll be a doctor.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eWhose hand?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\"I was surprised you jumped off the fourth floor the other day. Like the stuntmen in the movies, were you practicing for a car stunt?\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \" \u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eHuh...huh...I'm also thinking, who pushed me down?\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThe biggest event\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"What sins has your husband committed that you should ask for a divorce?\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\" \u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eHe makes me eat everything I cook especially for him before he eats it.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThe purpose is\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"My cousin is very lucky, she has met the most famous specialist in the city.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \" \u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eSo, if you get sick, you're ready to be treated, so it's a good idea.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \" \u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eMy sister wants to be treated, not just a doctor.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eUnderstanding\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"Is there anyone among you who knows the piano well?\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e “ \u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eYes, sir, I play the piano. I know the piano very well.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \" \u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eSo, when you load this piano into the car, please take the lead and load it carefully.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eOh, what a writer!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\" \u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThe book hasn't even been released yet, and they're asking for money for a manual on how to quit drinking, so why do they have to spend so much money so urgently?\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \" \u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eI'm addicted to drinking alcohol\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eGood answer\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"Think about what happens after a king dies in history.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \" \u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eYes, what usually happens next is the king's funeral, sir.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eHis work\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"What's the difference between the food I cooked today?\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \" \u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eGood, my lady, sweet and gentle.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \" \u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eNot yet, it's written in the recipe book as spicy.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThe cycle of an umbrella\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \" \u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThe reason I came here is to return the umbrella you borrowed from me three days ago.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\" \u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eHey, a friend of mine came to visit yesterday and asked if I could borrow it for a while. I went to him and asked if he could borrow it for a while. Is it important? I'll look for it.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \" \u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eIt's important. I also borrowed that umbrella. That's it.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \"I'm asking for it. He also said that this umbrella is not his, but he just borrowed it for a while.\"\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"စိတ်ကူးချိုချိုစာပေ","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45546913530005,"sku":"","price":540.0,"currency_code":"MMK","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0609\/9756\/6613\/products\/1_ea3b6dc9-784f-43f3-bb6f-dfb997f290d2.jpg?v=1730251857"}],"url":"https:\/\/mgyoe.com\/en\/collections\/print-books-humor-satire.oembed?page=2","provider":"mgyoe.com","version":"1.0","type":"link"}